According to the e-mails I recieved in the last hour...

[jack sparrow]

1. I can get cheap local whores this weekend only.
2. Free unlimited movie downloads.
3. Any kind of painkiller / downer I desire.
4. Jenna the mind reader says my life is in for a major change and she needs money so she can tell me what it is.
5. My Internet Explorer has been compromised, and I need to download special software immediately to correct the problem. (Yeah, I'll get right on that...it's an Apple you tools).

 

[jack sparrow]

I should probably e-mail Jenna and find out if the drugs are any good and what will be the quality of the whores for such a great price. (I would do this if my IE wasn't all fucked up).

 

[javaguru]

I should probably e-mail Jenna and find out if the drugs are any good and what will be the quality of the whores for such a great price. (I would do this if my IE wasn't all fucked up).

Only if she's a fatty worth motorboating.....

 

[jack sparrow]

Only if she's a fatty worth motorboating.....

Good point. I hadn't thought about that.

I'll have to get a pic of her before I fork over any cash.

 

[bigmann245]

well its a good thing you didnt get the penis enlargement emails. well i guess if they got everything else wrong then they were wrong for not sending you those emails. id be scared...

 

[myway]

U should forward them all to a close friend.

 

[jack sparrow]

well its a good thing you didnt get the penis enlargement emails. well i guess if they got everything else wrong then they were wrong for not sending you those emails. id be scared...

I was getting those last week. Seems like different drug families every other week or so.

 

[FISHTALES]

I should probably e-mail Jenna and find out if the drugs are any good and what will be the quality of the whores for such a great price. (I would do this if my IE wasn't all fucked up).

you forgot the "shes cheating on you" e-mail

 

[jack sparrow]

you forgot the "shes cheating on you" e-mail

Those are the Adult Friend Finder e-mails, in which they are all cheating on me. Probably because I have the freebie version.

 

[bigmann245]

U should forward them all to a close friend.

no no no... i sign up friends at all those types of sites when they piss me off...

 

[all the whey]

Only if she's a fatty worth motorboating.....

I never met a fatty that wasn't worth motorboating.

 

[MichaelScott]

i get a lot of hot stock tips

 

[all the whey]

i get a lot of hot stock tips

Thats what she said.

 

[heatherrae]

I get Nigerians telling me that they have a job for me cashing checks for wealthy clients and keeping 10%...lol.

 

[silverstar1025]

We always get crazy spam emails at work now mostly about viagra. The subject lines are funny as hell too.