about my weekend

[CollegeKid]

saturday night i come back home at 6am, drunk and tired as shit from a long night of partying. i live in a suite-style dorm with 3 other guys, one of whom i share a room with. anyway, i get back to my place, ready to pass out, when i'm confronted with something straight outta animal house. there's this 250lb fatass passed out on the floor of my room with writing all over him, some dirty ass bitches sitting on my WHITE couch and ASHING on it, music at full blast, shitloads of pot and cigarrettes being smoked, and fucking cheeseballs all over the place. i even found some cheeseballs in my bed, and even worse, in my Brita water purifier. and to top it all off, the fuckers had drank a handle of jim beam i had.

so i fucking flip out. i start cursing them all and drag the fatass along the floor out of my room (one hell of a workout, now i know what the sled-pull must be like for strongmen competitors). i was ready to break some faces in, namely my room-mate's face. but i held in my anger and controlled myself, got everyone the fuck out of my room, and just passed out on my cheeseball covered bed.

now, i'm not one prone to violence, but i'm starting to think that i should have done something to all those little bastards who trashed my room. as in, i should have beat them to a bloody pulp. i'm starting to get the feeling that they have no respect for me whatsoever. what would you have done?

 

[theoak01]

Raped them all in the ass Nathan style

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I've dealt with that shit before.You can't change them,all you can do is move.

 

[fogg88]

The blame needs to fall with your roommate for letting these people into your place and then not keeping an eye on them.