About Knoxville

[Nathan]

Has anyone else ever noticed that he seems to lurk a lot, looking for his chance to hop on other people's threads and sabotage them with stupid, inane and condescending remarks that really aren't funny at all? I notice he seems to especially love doing this on my threads. Frankly, I find the whole thing very sad. It's as though even on an internet chat board, he can't sustain a life of his own and so has to live like a vampire, feeding on the ideas of others. What a loser. I mean really.

 

[KnoXville]

Ok, I'm getting the feeling that were not bonding quite right here.

If in any way I am unintentionally cock blocking your frivolous e-flirting, than just shout me a holla and I will back off lickedy split, no shit. Also I assume that when you blatantly label me as one whom 'sabotages', you really mean 'joyously enriches' so I'm glad we agree on at least one thing here.

I will do you a favor though, because we both be brolys of the same creed, and abstain from saying anything personal about you right now, in light of you saying that I'm the one with a deficiency of a life. Okey dokey, and you best be cleaning that sand out of your vagina, its making your peevish & cranky.

 

[PoyeBoy]

listen you three, Im going to kidnap you, put you in a room with nothing but rubber bands and big mac wrappers, and make you fight to the death blindfolded with your feet ducktaped together!!!

 

[Nathan]

Re: Re: About Knoxville

I will do you a favor though, because we both be brolys of the same creed, and abstain from saying anything personal about you right now, in light of you saying that I'm the one with a deficiency of a life.

That's right tuff stuff. You heard me. Two can play at this game. However, please note that I never get personal on account of the fact that you never share anything about yourself on here - so there is nothing really I can say that would be personal. You, on the other hand, made yet another jab at what you have amassed to be my personal life. Now, I'm not going to lie to you, it certainly gives me the impression you think you are better than me or some such thing, despite the fact I believe I have more than amply covered that NO ONE IS BETTER THAN ME. In all seriousness though, I'm just trying to keep up loser, and I'm having a really hard time of it since you've given me jack shit all to work with. Either you're going to have to change that or I won't play with you any more.

 

[KnoXville]

Re: Re: Re: About Knoxville

First, I'm glad were making so much progress on our first session. Second, I am much like this in real life keeping my personal musings to myself and just continuously spewing retarded banter, much like a proverbial jack in the box, which you must wind ceaselessly until getting some response. Third, that last comment of mine made no sense and I am quite aware of that but it proves my second point about retarded banter.

From what I recall, you know more about me than anyone else here anyways boy wonder. But regardless, I may be known for screaming like a girl, running like a cripple and fighting like a retard but let it never let it be said that Knoxvile shades from a fair fight. So nancypants, I will give you 10 questions to ask me, for future flame fuel. But choose them wisely.

 

[KnoXville]

Also, define irony. I am the only one here that can properly answer your infernal insulin qualm on anabolic, given that I am the most giften one here on the said topic, that is even coincidentally the Nobel prize winning theory I personally sent to you complete with some truncated reasoning, and yet you chose to create a thread with the sole intent to bitch me inside out. Wat up with dat?

 

[Rémy!]

I am the most giften one here on the topic

I must wholeheartedly agree with the KnoXmeister on this one. He really is a super duper genius Nathan. He's taught me everything I know today, and even stuff I haven’t even begun to learn. Now that is impressive stuff. In fact genius or gifted is such a understatement, hence we must combine the text to create a words something like Genifted. Yes, KnoXville is very Genifted.

 

[Pamela]

KnoXville

Why do you call yourself KnoXville?

 

[lincoln]

Long live the Knox-alizer. I am ready to join the fan club.

 

[Nathan]

Also, define irony. I am the only one here that can properly answer your infernal insulin qualm on anabolic, given that I am the most giften one here on the said topic, that is even coincidentally the Nobel prize winning theory I personally sent to you complete with some truncated reasoning, and yet you chose to create a thread with the sole intent to bitch me inside out. Wat up with dat?

You said you had never done it though. As every good scientist knows, proper and thorough research is always a good idea. Anyways, I hadn't even considered the possibility until you got me all excited and just wanted some more support on YOUR theory to get me giggling and rubbing myself even more vehemently. I wasn't trying to slip the thread past you jackass. Plus, I thought you read that whole spiel somewhere, but if it is your theory then clearly credit is due my friend.
As for the ten questions, I will take you up on that. I have a midterm now though that needs some writing or something I'm not really sure. Anyway, I'll think about it and then post up later. As to you being better than me - cause I know you were thinking it - you aren't even close so knock it off.

Oh yeah, and I don't think irony fits into this situation. If you're saying I said you "bitched me inside out" first, then went ahead and did the exact same thing myself, I did no such thing. It was because I trusted your theory that I posted that. Most people I just ignore.

Anyway, I'm still better than you so don't worry about that. I'll PM you later too.