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[Heahy Minister]

i dont know about that. I've put cock in about 40 bath tubes so far so i have a pretty good idea of how to keep cock hard and sticky so that nobody else needs to put new cock in there for a few years or more. My cocking jobs are the stuff of legend.

lmao

Bro I have a pretty good idea how to keep cock hard and sticky as well.

Believe me man, heat makes cock hard and firm, cold makes cock shrivel.

What kind of cock do you put in these bathtubs my friend? Please tell me more about your legendary cock jobs.

 

[Lao Tzu]

i didn't really shop around i just got a coupon and bought some cock from home depot.

I prefer using a gun when administering cock, rather than my hands as the pressure is higher with the cock gun. I also try to make sure the area is dry beforehand. I tend to adminiister the cock in a slow, back and forth motion, using my fingers to make sure all the cock has sealed up all the open spaces. Then i let it dry while i watch Everybody loves raymond in the other room. After i'm pretty sure the cock will hold on its own without me there i usually run a few tests, grab the bath tube and shake it trying to see if hte cock will come out. If it doesn't then i know i am done for the day and i go home.

 

[Heahy Minister]

i didn't really shop around i just got a coupon and bought some cock from home depot.

I prefer using a gun when administering cock, rather than my hands as the pressure is higher with the cock gun. I also try to make sure the area is dry beforehand. I tend to adminiister the cock in a slow, back and forth motion, using my fingers to make sure all the cock has sealed up all the open spaces. Then i let it dry while i watch Everybody loves raymond in the other room. After i'm pretty sure the cock will hold on its own without me there i usually run a few tests, grab the bath tube and shake it trying to see if hte cock will come out. If it doesn't then i know i am done for the day and i go home.

Whoa brother you use a GUN when administering cock???? You ever try just asking them out nicely???

I only use my hands when I administer cock because, as you mentioned, the pressure generated by the hands is greater. I'm the type of guy that requires more pressure for cock you know. I don't see the point of drying the area beforehand, cuz it'll only get wet afterwards.

Your back and forth technique sounds good, but I prefer using the in and out method...inside crack, outside crack.

If Everybody Loves Raymond is your preferred method of passing time for cock to dry, whatever floats your boat man. I prefer a nice tissue though.

You definitely sound like a cockmaster to me my friend.

I wholeheartedly agree with you, cock from Home Depot is nothing but the best!!

 

[AustinTX]

also make sure you fill the tube with water before putting the cock in the crack. if you don't the cock can wiggle out later since the tube crack wasn't properly stretched out.

 

[02gixxersix]

This is the funniest thread I have ever seen.

 

[Paulo]

Hmmm. I don't want to rush to judgement, but I sense a little double entendre taking place.


Except, I still don't really understand what gap seal and yardbirds have in common...

 

[Smurfy]

best cock thread ever!

 

[walliwalibus]

^^ I agree, and I really have nothing to say about cock.

 

[jackangel]

^^ I agree, and I really have nothing to say about cock.

it's best not to talk with your mouth full

 

[txbondsman]

it's best not to talk with your mouth full

^^^ LMAO



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