ABC’s “The Bachelor” – I know him.

[CipherLock]

The fifth bachelor is this guy.
http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235137

Just so you all know I have kicked his ass. He is a pussy, and if you know anyone in the NFL you should let it be known that he is a punk. (But he gets the pooootang.)

He and his little brother have been players on the scene for a loooooong time. Their parents own a modelling agency and the attitude that these guys have had is beyond ‘player’. They take ego and male-slut to new heights.

Any questions?

 

[ChefWide]

Any questions?

yes.

 

[WODIN]

Did you do him?

 

[CipherLock]

lol. He is sure preeeety. I never met him actually, nor did I ever kick his ass.

My wife's little sister knew/knows the boys.

 

[ChefWide]

Did she do him? or kick his ass?

 

[CipherLock]

Neither. My wife's family is quite old fashion. The boys were way too cocky and arrogant. And duuuuurty.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Did you do him?

Yeah, do you "know" him in the biblical sense?

 

[big perm]

I knew him at UF, wasn't at all like you described him as. He got that alot though due to the fact that he was th QB and a decent looking guy.

 

[WODIN]

I knew him at UF, wasn't at all like you described him as. He got that alot though due to the fact that he was th QB and a decent looking guy.

Did you do him?

 

[CipherLock]

I knew him at UF, wasn't at all like you described him as. He got that alot though due to the fact that he was th QB and a decent looking guy.

LOL @ QWoody.

I've heard he was a slut player from lots of peeps. I'm assuming that you dated him? Was he like that guy from that movie Cruel Intentions, you know the one.

 

[big perm]

LOL @ QWoody.

I've heard he was a slut player from lots of peeps. I'm assuming that you dated him? Was he like that guy from that movie Cruel Intentions, you know the one.

LOL, no bro....didn't date him. My girlfriend at the time wouldn't have appreciated that.

He must be out of a job though in NY for him to take this role.

 

[CipherLock]

He must be out of a job though in NY for him to take this role.

I guess it depends on when they film. Big Perm is such a woman's handle. Change it now.

 

[big perm]

They haven't started filming yet.

 

[big perm]

Big Perm is such a woman's handle. Change it now.

You haven't seen "Friday", have you.

 

[CipherLock]

I'm pretty sure this thread has some good replies left. Get it together folks.

 

[Lumberg]

Look at the expression in the pic though. It's like he's saying "oooh yeah." Trying to be all smooth. I could imagine him pointing at the camera too, pretending it's a woman.

 

[CipherLock]

That is what brings out the sexy in him. I'm not gay, but I'd do him.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

From the pic he looks yummy... is he an asshole?

 

[Lumberg]

i doubt the bachelor pays more than being a second string qb

 

[HighIntensity]

Tom Brady is hotter

 

[ChefWide]

I'ld plunge his pipes so hard he'ld spit bloody corn kernals on the headboard.

 

[CipherLock]

I'ld plunge his pipes so hard he'ld spit bloody corn kernals on the headboard.

That was pleasant.

 

[ChefWide]

I am here for you.

 

[Deterass]

I graduated high school with a guy who plays and starts for Pittsburg.He was in the super bowl a few years back.His parents still live in the same house when we were kids.Brent Alexander is his name.The funny thing about is is he was an average player in high school .

 

[Lumberg]

I graduated high school with a guy who plays and starts for Pittsburg.He was in the super bowl a few years back.His parents still live in the same house when we were kids.Brent Alexander is his name.The funny thing about is is he was an average player in high school .

so what do his cycles look like?

 

[gtrcivic]

For what its worth, Patrick Ramsey lives in the townhouse 3 rows down from mine....think him and another Skin (lineman)pushed my car when it got stuck in my neighborhood when 18 inches of snow fell last Presidents Day.

 

[CipherLock]

It isn't worth much, I say 23 cents.

 

[gtrcivic]

i agree, its not like Joe Gibbs will bring them to a playoff next year.... Only coaching the Cowboys you can do that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only qb i remember from Florida was Rex Grossman last few years. not the guy mentioned above

 

[Lumberg]

For what its worth, Patrick Ramsey lives in the townhouse 3 rows down from mine....think him and another Skin (lineman)pushed my car when it got stuck in my neighborhood when 18 inches of snow fell last Presidents Day.

that's cool.

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Brent Alexander is his name.The funny thing about is is he was an average player in high school .

...And he is a below average free safety. I am pretty sure he is sucking Bill Cowher off nightly to keep his job.

 

[Deterass]

...And he is a below average free safety. I am pretty sure he is sucking Bill Cowher off nightly to keep his job.

Jealous mfer!

 

[FreakMonster]

Jesse Palmer was a horrible QB when he was at Florida. I never liked the kid.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Jesse Palmer was a horrible QB when he was at Florida. I never liked the kid.

Does that mean you won't take him back?

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

this should be moved to BTS

 

[IhateOsama]

liar

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Jealous mfer!

I am hardly jealous... I am a Steeler fan I watched this guys skills deteriorate horribly in the last three years and Cowher refuses to play Chris Hope and Polamalu in place of him.

Go to www.stillers.com to get the true Steeler fan opinion of "Burnt" Alexander.

 

[chewyxrage]

i bet he smells pretty