You're lucky. Something actually makes you ugly. Mine is natural.
I hit every branch when I fell out of the ugly tree.
It used to be when people laughed at my ugliness, I beat them into a state of superior ugliness. After many years of that, I realized I was still ugly and my knuckles hurt.
So I had to do something. I had to accept my ugliness. I had to come to terms with the fact I am just plain ugly. Now, I actually relish it. I've developed an ugly attitude. Chicks dig it.
Did I mention I have an ugly pecker as well. Extremely large, ugly, bloated and it too has an ugly attitude.
This actually makes me happy because my ugly pecker matches my ugly attitude and together we bang the hottest poontang on the planet.
They don't bang us becasue we're pretty or anything. Sure we're both real fit but at first glance, we are absolutley hideous. So they bang us purely because we are the best bang around. When other hot spider babes see us with fine poontang, they know this and they too want to bang us.
So, if you ever see an ugly guy with a real hot babe who worshsips the gorund he walks on, this is why and that ugly mofo may be me.
Or if the girl you're with points to a troll like me and says, "why is she with him," don't be fooled, she wants to fuck me.
Remember, beauty is only skin deep but ugliness is to the bone.