Not your typical "AS Busted" story, but good and true.
This was on my first real cycle when I was 21. Many, many, many years ago, I was cheating on my girlfriend with a chick out of town. I used to go and visit a friend at SHSU and was seeing a women there, who knew about my girl. Well, I'm up in my buddy's room getting a hummer and my buddy tells me through the door that INSERT GF NAME HERE is on the phone and she MUST talk too me. So, there I am getting a hummer, I pick up the phone and say, "Hey." I hear this-"Did you think I wouldn't find out?" What the hell do you think you're doing?" " You think I don't know what the hell you're doing." So imagine me getting balled out by my legit girl and trying to push my mistress off of my Johnson, all the while denying whatever I am about to be accused of. Naturally I thought she was referring to my cheating. All of a sudden she says, "I was cleaning the house and found your steroids." I had the balls to say, "Oh is that all? Those are John's, you know his girlfriend would kill him if she knew he juiced, baby, those aren't mine." She said, "OK, enjoy your visit. I love you."
That's it.
Rugger
This was on my first real cycle when I was 21. Many, many, many years ago, I was cheating on my girlfriend with a chick out of town. I used to go and visit a friend at SHSU and was seeing a women there, who knew about my girl. Well, I'm up in my buddy's room getting a hummer and my buddy tells me through the door that INSERT GF NAME HERE is on the phone and she MUST talk too me. So, there I am getting a hummer, I pick up the phone and say, "Hey." I hear this-"Did you think I wouldn't find out?" What the hell do you think you're doing?" " You think I don't know what the hell you're doing." So imagine me getting balled out by my legit girl and trying to push my mistress off of my Johnson, all the while denying whatever I am about to be accused of. Naturally I thought she was referring to my cheating. All of a sudden she says, "I was cleaning the house and found your steroids." I had the balls to say, "Oh is that all? Those are John's, you know his girlfriend would kill him if she knew he juiced, baby, those aren't mine." She said, "OK, enjoy your visit. I love you."
That's it.
Rugger