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AAP's monthly Flex Magazine review

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As per several karma and QM demands... here I go...

Starting on the cover page... it says Win A WorkOut With Mr Olympia. Why not just say Workout With Ronnie? I mean, there ain't no reason to continue this silly hype of Jay or Gunter winning. Sheeeshh...

On page 4-5 (?) Real Protein by VHT.... looks promising. Has anyone actually tried this product? I don't care for the soy aspect though.

Few pages over 8 or 9 (not labeled but before the Table of Contents...) NOW Sports Line advertisement. Ok, WTF were they thinking. This is bodyBUILDING magazine. That dude don't cause any inspiration whatsoever. He looks like C-Ditty... (HAHAHAA!! gotcha) But really... WTF is up with that dweeb?

Page 36... Letters to Editors... Teen Spirit. Ok, a 16 year old father of a 5 month daughter. Does that sound like something to brag about? Babies raising babies. Mad props to him if he sticks it out and doesn't let the burden fall on the grandparents.

Page 43 - Branch Warren... looks tight.. will be interesting to see how he turns out in the pro ranks.

Page 44 - That is actually not a bad pic of King Kamali..

Page 51 - Rodney St Cloud.... now I am sure he is a nice guy and very pleasant to be around... but that face. Damn, it looks like it just came out of the wash, all wet and wrinkled. Seriously... he looks like one of those wrinkle dogs that has to grow into it's skin. The creases... the wrinkles... egad!!

Page 86 - Troy alves ab training... ok.. why do most articles about ab training fail to tell you that unless you diet, bigger abs are just going to cause your fat to stick out further?

Page 100 - Ronnie Coleman... what a fucking pic. Damn! Bye Bye Jay.

Page 106 - Dorian Yates... I love the man, but that is one fucked up bicep. God. Look at it. it looks like an eloganted front delt.

Page 113-136 Just some skanky women. For a minute there, I thought I was holding MD magazine. Expecting to turn the page and see ugly ass Paul Dillett on the next page. Using the same photos that he used in his LAST column for 2 months in a row.

Page 142 - Big Picture with Mike Matarrazzo... look at the pic of Mike winning his pro card... look at Flex Wheeler to his left, that dude pouting up a storm. Flex can't handle losing. This was the pre-Synthol version of Flex. When he had hair.

Page 201 - Holy moley, it is Curly Top. In a Muscle Tech ad. Wow, he has a sponsor. Maybe. Wonder how many dicks he had to suck to get the contract. Though I have heard it through the grapevine that he doesn't have a "contract" as in getting paid or sponsorship. Rather, he willing let Muscle Tech use his image in order to keep his face in the magazines and get some name publicity. What a fucktard. In Ironman, in one of MT's exclusive coverages, he details his "Topamania" training method. Don't worry about believing what he says, it makes no sense to me either. You increase the weight each set and also increase the number of reps you do each set as well. Minimal rest and taking each set to failure. I don't know about you guys, but if I do a set with XXX weight for 10 reps and increase the weight, don't take much of a break, and then do another set with the heavier weight, there is no way in hell I am going to get 15 reps with it. Unless, contrary to his statement, the previous set was not really to failure. He claims using 150 dumbells for 30 reps. Hmmm... that would put in the Ronnie category as he should be able to hit the 200's for at least 15 reps. He sure as hell doesn't look like Ronnie. What a liar.

Page 222 - Jay Cutler reveals his post workout drink... 70 grams of vanilla whey mixed in with 8 oz of Coca Cola and crushed ice. Says he eats it like soup. Very interesting and very very simple to do. I will have to try this. Though I am wondering why a dude that size only takes in about 25 carbs post workout.

Page 252 - Jocelyn... a face only a mother could love.

That concludes my cover to cover report on this month Flex magazine... add your own comments here.
 
Wow. That almost makes me want to go buy that magazine. Could you tear a bigger hole for Curly Top?
 
This has been a monthly thing for about 5 months now.

Along with :

Ya'll

: the phrases here :

and the gay mod schtick


I have these behaviours patented on here.



P.S. and Curly Top really is a fucktard. I mean, I would call him a ghetto thug, but in real life he is the biggest pussy of all.
 
onto something here,lets start doing this regularly..make it fun and informative..always a good superset
 
AAP said:
As per several karma and QM demands... here I go...

Starting on the cover page... it says Win A WorkOut With Mr Olympia. Why not just say Workout With Ronnie? I mean, there ain't no reason to continue this silly hype of Jay or Gunter winning. Sheeeshh...

On page 4-5 (?) Real Protein by VHT.... looks promising. Has anyone actually tried this product? I don't care for the soy aspect though.

Few pages over 8 or 9 (not labeled but before the Table of Contents...) NOW Sports Line advertisement. Ok, WTF were they thinking. This is bodyBUILDING magazine. That dude don't cause any inspiration whatsoever. He looks like C-Ditty... (HAHAHAA!! gotcha) But really... WTF is up with that dweeb?

Page 36... Letters to Editors... Teen Spirit. Ok, a 16 year old father of a 5 month daughter. Does that sound like something to brag about? Babies raising babies. Mad props to him if he sticks it out and doesn't let the burden fall on the grandparents.

Page 43 - Branch Warren... looks tight.. will be interesting to see how he turns out in the pro ranks.

Page 44 - That is actually not a bad pic of King Kamali..

Page 51 - Rodney St Cloud.... now I am sure he is a nice guy and very pleasant to be around... but that face. Damn, it looks like it just came out of the wash, all wet and wrinkled. Seriously... he looks like one of those wrinkle dogs that has to grow into it's skin. The creases... the wrinkles... egad!!

Page 86 - Troy alves ab training... ok.. why do most articles about ab training fail to tell you that unless you diet, bigger abs are just going to cause your fat to stick out further?

Page 100 - Ronnie Coleman... what a fucking pic. Damn! Bye Bye Jay.

Page 106 - Dorian Yates... I love the man, but that is one fucked up bicep. God. Look at it. it looks like an eloganted front delt.

Page 113-136 Just some skanky women. For a minute there, I thought I was holding MD magazine. Expecting to turn the page and see ugly ass Paul Dillett on the next page. Using the same photos that he used in his LAST column for 2 months in a row.

Page 142 - Big Picture with Mike Matarrazzo... look at the pic of Mike winning his pro card... look at Flex Wheeler to his left, that dude pouting up a storm. Flex can't handle losing. This was the pre-Synthol version of Flex. When he had hair.

Page 201 - Holy moley, it is Curly Top. In a Muscle Tech ad. Wow, he has a sponsor. Maybe. Wonder how many dicks he had to suck to get the contract. Though I have heard it through the grapevine that he doesn't have a "contract" as in getting paid or sponsorship. Rather, he willing let Muscle Tech use his image in order to keep his face in the magazines and get some name publicity. What a fucktard. In Ironman, in one of MT's exclusive coverages, he details his "Topamania" training method. Don't worry about believing what he says, it makes no sense to me either. You increase the weight each set and also increase the number of reps you do each set as well. Minimal rest and taking each set to failure. I don't know about you guys, but if I do a set with XXX weight for 10 reps and increase the weight, don't take much of a break, and then do another set with the heavier weight, there is no way in hell I am going to get 15 reps with it. Unless, contrary to his statement, the previous set was not really to failure. He claims using 150 dumbells for 30 reps. Hmmm... that would put in the Ronnie category as he should be able to hit the 200's for at least 15 reps. He sure as hell doesn't look like Ronnie. What a liar.

Page 222 - Jay Cutler reveals his post workout drink... 70 grams of vanilla whey mixed in with 8 oz of Coca Cola and crushed ice. Says he eats it like soup. Very interesting and very very simple to do. I will have to try this. Though I am wondering why a dude that size only takes in about 25 carbs post workout.

Page 252 - Jocelyn... a face only a mother could love.

That concludes my cover to cover report on this month Flex magazine... add your own comments here.


Page 4-5 Real Protein taste like shit.....my wife has used it

Page 44 Kamali is still a royal douchebag....

Page 86 it is unfortunate they don't specify that, afterall most of the people reading these mags do so for legitimate advice, which therefore explains the phenomenon of the GH guts in my gym on guys who don't know what the fuck GH is...

Page 100 Quit hating on Jay already

Page 142 Love Big Mike, what an intense dude

Page 201 150's for 30, it's possible, there's a kid in my gym about 215 who bangs out the 140's for 30-35, Stan is still a fucktard though

Page 222 Sounds yummy, gotta try it as well.........:D
 
I used to train at Lee Haney's Animal Kingdom where CurleyTop used to/maybe still does train. Fugliest body in the pro ranks. Anybody who turns pro by winning the North Americans should be shot on sight. He'll never make top 5 anything unless only 3 other guys show up.
 
so if you're gay, reading flex is like reading playboy or some other softcore magazine?
 
LMAO at the guy with the kid. Wasn't he the 'homeslice' who's babys momma got shot down in a gangbang drive by, or some shit like that? I remember reading that in the book store and almost falling over laughing.

I almost passed out when I saw Curlytop in that muscletech ad. I was shocked because not only did he get a contract, but he also wasn't hugging up on anyone to be in a pic.
 
Stan McCrary
 
The only thing worse than Curly Top's face and physique is his fucked up "women talk" where he tries to woo some female.

"Hey baby in my bed I am king, want to be my queen?"

"You just knows I be treating you right if you comes home with me."


All three times that he has been arrested it has been because a woman was behind it. Not exactly like he has a lot of luck with that species.

In the IronMan ad of MT, where he talks about his training system, he tells everyone how he was lucky to train with the greatest Mr Olympia of all time. But yet he fails to tell anyone it is Lee Haney. Talk about disrespect. He is still smarting cause Haney asked him and his crowd to stay away from his gym.
And then, those fucking shirts he wears when he is training: CONTEST TIME!!!! PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME. I AM TRAINING FOR A CONTEST. Last time I checked, he was in last place everytime, don't know how you train for that.
 
Since i'll never buy it again, your run down is nice work! Lol, makes you realise that there aint much content in there!
 
AAP said:
Page 222 - Jay Cutler reveals his post workout drink... 70 grams of vanilla whey mixed in with 8 oz of Coca Cola and crushed ice. Says he eats it like soup. Very interesting and very very simple to do. I will have to try this. Though I am wondering why a dude that size only takes in about 25 carbs post workout.

Does it mention if this is a diet coke, or if this is his post workout shake for contest prep? That would help explain it.
 
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CipherLock said:


Does it mention if this is a diet coke, or if this is his post workout shake for contest prep? That would help explain it.


It didn't say whether or not it was precontest, but it is regular coca-cola. He says he is not worried about the fructose in it.
 
The North American has always been viewed as a "back door" opportunity for lesser competitors to turn pro.

Dexter has been the only recent winner in two decades to really make an impact and do well in the pros. Somehow, he broke the jinx that comes with winning it.

North American is sort of like the NOC - it attracts those with no hopes of winning anything else.
 
Definently trying the vanilla whey coke, if I had read this 5 minutes earlier I would be having one right now.
 
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