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Just random shit to get off my chest.
Someone came over the other night (shut up) and asked me why I download straight porn. Well.... I don't like gay porn because I can't stand to see drag queens, twinks, fat bears, or other oversized 70's mustaches that disguise crow feet around the mouth or tacky tribal tats to cover up needle marks. And cause I ain't gay either you know.
WTF is up with these damn trolls showing up in resturants wearing full leather attire? The only cow I want to see is the cooked one on my plate, not the two fatties sitting over there with fuzzy navel drinks.
I got invited to a birthday party. The invitation actually said Please Bring Presents. I shit you not. Breeders at that. I am not sure if I am going. Part of me says Fuck That for actually advertising for gifts. The other part says go and take an ugly ass gift. Well if they were gay, that would be punishment enough but breeders seem to love ugly gifts.
Breeder News Flash 2 - Guy breaking up with his girlfriend of 2 years. He is too chickenshit to tell her so he is just avoiding her phone calls and emails.
If you see me in the club rolling my eyes up into my head, don't come over and ask me where I scored "the good shit". It's not drugs. It's that damn outfit you wearing.
In The Club Part 2 - yes I am in a club. yes I have muscles. yes I am gorgeous. No, you can't touch me. For real. I don't even know your name and you touching me all over. This ain't the damn petting zoo. So when I flick vodka in your face don't get mad and rush to tell the security. They all come to my parties (with gifts) anyway so they automatically don't like you.
What is up with these damn happy trails that start at your sternum?
Someone came over the other night (shut up) and asked me why I download straight porn. Well.... I don't like gay porn because I can't stand to see drag queens, twinks, fat bears, or other oversized 70's mustaches that disguise crow feet around the mouth or tacky tribal tats to cover up needle marks. And cause I ain't gay either you know.
WTF is up with these damn trolls showing up in resturants wearing full leather attire? The only cow I want to see is the cooked one on my plate, not the two fatties sitting over there with fuzzy navel drinks.
I got invited to a birthday party. The invitation actually said Please Bring Presents. I shit you not. Breeders at that. I am not sure if I am going. Part of me says Fuck That for actually advertising for gifts. The other part says go and take an ugly ass gift. Well if they were gay, that would be punishment enough but breeders seem to love ugly gifts.
Breeder News Flash 2 - Guy breaking up with his girlfriend of 2 years. He is too chickenshit to tell her so he is just avoiding her phone calls and emails.
If you see me in the club rolling my eyes up into my head, don't come over and ask me where I scored "the good shit". It's not drugs. It's that damn outfit you wearing.
In The Club Part 2 - yes I am in a club. yes I have muscles. yes I am gorgeous. No, you can't touch me. For real. I don't even know your name and you touching me all over. This ain't the damn petting zoo. So when I flick vodka in your face don't get mad and rush to tell the security. They all come to my parties (with gifts) anyway so they automatically don't like you.
What is up with these damn happy trails that start at your sternum?
@ "breeders"
