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AAPs Blog Entry 9-26

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Berlin's gay mayor retains power. Berlin. Gay. Germans presiding under gay authority. My how times change. Next mayor may be a gypsy.

Lance Bass gets an HRC award for being spotted in a gay bar after years of closets? Deterass been in lots of gay bars — he get should get an HRC award, or at least his money back.

My fellow gym brethren, please wear clothes that fit you. If you are a grown man who purchased the shirt in the junior section, rest assured it’s too damn tight. Buy adult clothes, they look smart.

The worst thing about my new car? Getting out of it the day after training legs. Oh man. That is like going from an ass to floor squat on one leg.

Bar Topic #17 That I Am Tired Of : Stop bitching about not finding a nice, decent, honest boyfriend. A nice, decent, honest guy would not have anything to do with you because you are none of the above.

Why do twinks always rant about showing us who the real man is whenever they are criticized for their excessive femininity and outrageous behavior in public? Babe you’ll never be a real man if you run around with a (lunchbox) purse and calling it cutting edge trend won’t mitigate that fact.

It’s been four years since I left you, and I’ve had a great boyfriend all that time. Don’t you think it’s time to admit defeat?

Don’t you think it is kind of silly to go to such lengths to snub me? You can’t reject someone who has never shown the slightest interest in you. It just comes across as bizarre.

To the guy that said “I’m sick of all your attitude! I’ve smiled, said hello and tried to make eye contact, yet you treat me like the invisible man,” take the hint! I am not interested, and therefore you are invisible. Wait. Who am I talking to? Hello? Is anybody there?

Ever since I put out the notion that I may have to replace my fag hag Shannon I have been all sorts of applications from those interested in securing that spot. But she has redeemed herself with the drama over the possible lawsuit because of the email thingy. I might keep her around now. I mean a fag hag without drama is a fag hag not worth keeping around.

What’s with this sub-cultural norm thing we have going where we greet everybody with a kiss? Especially people I don't even know. Hell I don't like people in the bars to even touch me, even by accident and you expect me to run over and become a damn kissing booth instead of shaking hands. Wake up Mary.

Overheard part of a lesbian conversation regarding how one was ordering sperm to get pregnant. Oh good lord. Conception by snail mail? How the fuck do you go about ordering sperm? Let's see, I want a six footer, blonde, blue, high cheek bones, Ivy grad, cleft chin, chest hair and smooth armpits. Oh yeah, and I have coupon too.
 
Ordering sperm can be done over the internet. I just have to use more dry ice in the future or it looks like pee in a cup.
 
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