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[Gambino]

when you are about to tear into some juicy maing ass,
do you insist on a proper cleaning beforehand, via enema?
or do you just plow right into dirtty ass?
discuss

 

[Lestat]

he's not geigh bro

 

[Gambino]

he's not geigh bro

well if he was

 

[Gambino]

.....

 

[AAP]

well if he was

Well if I were, I would insist on it being clean. I would require them to douche and whoosh right in front of me. The final requirement would be if their ass was clean enough for them to put their finger in there and then lick it, it was clean enough for me to fuck it.

Believe it or not, they sell a water dildo for showerheads so you can play and spray in the shower, making it whistle clean.

 

[Lao Tzu]

Well if I were, I would insist on it being clean. I would require them to douche and whoosh right in front of me. The final requirement would be if their ass was clean enough for them to put their finger in there and then lick it, it was clean enough for me to fuck it.

Believe it or not, they sell a water dildo for showerheads so you can play and spray in the shower, making it whistle clean.

Itd be more convenient to just become straight though.

 

[Scotsman]

Well if I were, I would insist on it being clean. I would require them to douche and whoosh right in front of me. The final requirement would be if their ass was clean enough for them to put their finger in there and then lick it, it was clean enough for me to fuck it.

Believe it or not, they sell a water dildo for showerheads so you can play and spray in the shower, making it whistle clean.

I could have lived a long full and meaningful life without ever knowing any of this.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[UA_Iron]

Itd be more convenient to just become straight though.

that method probably ensures that the ass is cleaner than most vags

sometimes I go down on my gf and am like whew

 

[chewyxrage]

that method probably ensures that the ass is cleaner than most vags

sometimes I go down on my gf and am like whew

get a bunch of her juice on your fingers, then afterwards, put your arm around her w/ your hand right by her nose.


she'll get the picture

 

[UA_Iron]

get a bunch of her juice on your fingers, then afterwards, put your arm around her w/ your hand right by her nose.


she'll get the picture

hahahha, thats an awesome idea.

Or stick them in her mouth....when the sour look comes I'll say "yeah, exactly, go wash that out"

I usually investigate first with the fingers, indiscrete smelling etc.

 

[Scotsman]

hahahha, thats an awesome idea.

Or stick them in her mouth....when the sour look comes I'll say "yeah, exactly, go wash that out"

I usually investigate first with the fingers, indiscrete smelling etc.

Ah yes the dip and sniff check, always wise.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[AAP]

get a bunch of her juice on your fingers, then afterwards, put your arm around her w/ your hand right by her nose.


she'll get the picture

ahahahahahhahahaaa oh fuck.

imagine if I did that with someone's ass.

 

[pintoca]

ahahahahahhahahaaa oh fuck.

imagine if I did that with someone's ass.

that is called a Dirty Sanchez

 

[AAP]

Drape my arm across their shoulder, casually stroking their face... see how long before they catch on.

"Hey, you know you got some... well.... shit, right there on your face. How'd that happen?"

 

[Frisky]

that method probably ensures that the ass is cleaner than most vags

sometimes I go down on my gf and am like whew

wtf? LOL

 

[chewyxrage]

Drape my arm across their shoulder, casually stroking their face... see how long before they catch on.

"Hey, you know you got some... well.... shit, right there on your face. How'd that happen?"

 

[Whiskey]

get a bunch of her juice on your fingers, then afterwards, put your arm around her w/ your hand right by her nose.


she'll get the picture

oh shit man, that's going to be my new sig!!

Whiskey