Aap

[vinylgroover]

Have you ever fucked a girl in the ass?

If i lined up a couple of assholes for you, blinfolded you and told you to pick the female and male ass after disturbing their shit, could you pick each one? Assume both are hairless and you can't feel the male's balls slapping against your leg.

 

[OXANDRIN]

Have you ever fucked a girl in the ass?

If i lined up a couple of assholes for you, blinfolded you and told you to pick the female and male ass after disturbing their shit, could you pick each one? Assume both are hairless and you can't feel the male's balls slapping against your leg.

you obiviously have done this before?

 

[Testosterone boy]

Have you ever fucked a girl in the ass?

If i lined up a couple of assholes for you, blinfolded you and told you to pick the female and male ass after disturbing their shit, could you pick each one? Assume both are hairless and you can't feel the male's balls slapping against your leg.

Ehh.....could you be a little more descriptive?

 

[vinylgroover]

Re: Re: Aap

you obiviously have done this before?

Yes, i have fucked a girl in the ass

 

[OXANDRIN]

Re: Re: Re: Aap

Yes, i have fucked a girl in the ass

did she like it as much as you?

 

[vinylgroover]

probably not......but then who cares

 

[KnoXville]

I believe the Assplorer has mentioned phallic spearing some XX chormosome peeps before, which may mean he is not quite a pure homosexual - maybe bisexualesk just playing the field and jumping from side to side.

 

[Puddles]

I think he'd know the difference...the roundness of the hips, the tone of the moans of pleasure....something would give it away to him for sure.

I'm curious...do gay men usually do anal in a doggy position or missionary? Or is it both for variety? I've never seen gay porn.

Knoxville...AAP was just finding himself in those days...he's 100% gay.

 

[KnoXville]

Knoxville...AAP was just finding himself in those days...he's 100% gay.

You mention that fact a little too confidently. Nice try bro.

At least now we all know your other alias.

 

[AAP]

Actually I fucked quite a lot of girls in college. A few in the ass. When I was an intern, my boss's wife only wanted me to fuck her in the ass. She could not have an orgasm through vaginal stimulation.

Actually, I could tell the difference. Simply because of the prostate in men.

Actually many gay men have hairless asses. Not just from hair removal techniques either. You will find some of the people with the biggest cocks, have little to no body hair. I myself hardly ever had body hair growing up. In college and today, I only shave (My face) once every three days. Since I was a swimmer, the entire team either shaved or waxed (my choice) before meets and 8 years of that has resulted in no body hair outside my pubic area.

Sex act wise, gays hit it in every position straights do. Nothing really orginal or exotic there.

 

[bwood]

Actually, I could tell the difference. Simply because of the prostate in men.

A

i did not need to know this...

but i have a big dick and still
must nair the ass crack (hygiene neurosis)
a least once every two weeks...

and i am not gay, so your hypothesis
is faulty professor assplorer...

 

[AAP]

No, I meant most gay guys have hairless asses by genes, not products.

But doesn't Nair burn your bumhole?

 

[bwood]

No, I meant most gay guys have hairless asses by genes, not products.

But doesn't Nair burn your bumhole?

nope...

and it really helps keeping
the salad bar clean and
corn free...

you would think i was gay
if you knew the attention
i pay to keeping the poo
launch pad clean...

 

[AAP]

Amazing... I tried Nair in college and it left my legs splotchy.

I would fear it would be extremely harsh on the balloon knot.

See, I learn new "ass" stuff from you straights everyday.