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AAP would you ever do something like this?

Lestat

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Good looking athletic blonde dude here. 6'1 180. Looking to blow a hung dude at my place right now through a glory hole in my apt. Str8/bi guys preferred. You and a hung friend taking turns with my mouth would be very hot too. Totally anon-discreet head. Great head! You walk in, doors open, find me waiting for your cock/s behind the hole, pump my mouth, bust your load and go. Hit me up
 
Ganryu said:
That isn't your ad is it Lestat??
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Nah, but I found out where my friend was getting them from.. craigslist or something like that.
 
This one is greatl...

Hello I am 18 years old (As of yesterday) and I just lost my car payment at an Indian Casino. (some birthday huh)
I know I know I am stupid.
I have to have the money by Monday at the latest. I am not offering sex I am offering Oral and or a sound spanking for being such a dumb bitch. The total payment is 312.58
I can't tell my Mom because she let me move down to San Diego because last year for school I am so responsable it would kill her to know what I have done. I am going to handle this myself.
Please somebody make this right for me!!!!! Please.
 
jerkbox said:
dude, i don't think you could pull an AAP...he might be a little out of your league
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You may be right, but I bet like any guy, he can't resist great head.
 
WTF dude, is that second one classifieds, or something like services?
 
Yeah the second one is casual encounters I think.
 
Lestat said:
Good looking athletic blonde dude here. 6'1 180. Looking to blow a hung dude at my place right now through a glory hole in my apt. Str8/bi guys preferred. You and a hung friend taking turns with my mouth would be very hot too. Totally anon-discreet head. Great head! You walk in, doors open, find me waiting for your cock/s behind the hole, pump my mouth, bust your load and go. Hit me up
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Is that your ad from AFF?
 
hey I'm as liberal as the next guy.. but guy kissy sucky fucky make me sicky wicky....

Besides.. what's fun about playing with bits you already got?
 
Believe it or not, those ads are pretty common down here.

A few run in the local gay magazines on a regular basis. I remember one of the ads that said "come in, walk up, pull out, spew forth...." or something like that. The guy that ran the ad had a big piece of ply wood with the hole cut in it. He had it in the foyer of his condo. Had a LazyBoy chair behind it. on the side (other side) of the glory there was a tv/vcr combo. He had a selection of gay and straight porn tapes to play should anyone need the "help".

There was a write up in the paper on it because he got busted but was later acquitted because he was not charging money.

I don't think I could ever do that. I mean, I have to visually see the person that is going to be working on my cock. Or else, I would only think of some hairy, warty little troll on the otherside... slowly slipping out his big big razor sharp ginsu knife.....
 
Lestat said:
Good looking athletic blonde dude here. 6'1 180. Looking to blow a hung dude at my place right now through a glory hole in my apt. Str8/bi guys preferred. You and a hung friend taking turns with my mouth would be very hot too. Totally anon-discreet head. Great head! You walk in, doors open, find me waiting for your cock/s behind the hole, pump my mouth, bust your load and go. Hit me up
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Kronk?
 
I don't know if this is wrong, but I just find those ads entertaining. Not a turn on, but funny. Not that I think the lifestyle is "funny" to each their own, do what you like, but the idea of going to some place for anonymous head is crazy. Even if it was heterosexual.

Thing is, you'd be hard pressed to find a woman to make that type of offer, this just goes to show how different men and women are sexually.
 
if the rest of AAP looks matches his avitar, i'm sure he has guys AND gals approachimg HIM on a regular basis.
 
rnch said:
if the rest of AAP looks matches his avitar, i'm sure he has guys AND gals approachimg HIM on a regular basis.
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Isnt it about time you told us something? I mean, this is the fiftieth tongue-deep-in-aap's-ass post you have made. OUT with it broly.
 
anabolicmd said:


Isnt it about time you told us something? I mean, this is the fiftieth tongue-deep-in-aap's-ass post you have made. OUT with it broly.
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ok, all right, i'll admit it........I WANT TO BE BUILT JUST LIKE AAP'S AVITAR PIC!;)
 
lestat...one time i was watching oz, and they said dudes giving oral dont consider themselves gay, just those who recieve(or maybe vice versa)...is this true?
 
magman1 said:
lestat...one time i was watching oz, and they said dudes giving oral dont consider themselves gay, just those who recieve(or maybe vice versa)...is this true?
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Yeah Lestat, is that true?
 
magman1 said:
lestat...one time i was watching oz, and they said dudes giving oral dont consider themselves gay, just those who recieve(or maybe vice versa)...is this true?
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First off, I'm not gay, so I don't know why I'm the authority.

But being gay, isn't about being physical, its the whole deal, emotions and what not.

I have close guy friends, but I don't really get that "zing" when I think about guys, or see them naked.... with women, there is this funny tickly feeling I get in my balls... and I just know... ya know?

So in prison.. who knows, I imagine you could give a guy oral.. or anal.. and take or receive.. and NOT be gay. You could just want some type of physical release and not give a fuck... its a homosexual act, but it doesn't mean the participants are homosexual..

that's my my opinion... I'm sure there are other ways to view it.

For instance, if offered a large sum of money, I'd do a whole variety of homosexual acts with almost anyway (considering I could do it safely).. but I don't think that means I'm gay in the least.
 
You know, it'd be so fucking cool to be able to get away with shit like that without feeling desperate or like a complete slut (maybe that'd be the kinky part though - who knows).

I wouldn't want to be the one sucking though - I'd be afraid of getting some dirty dick in the hole (not to even mention the emotional aspect of feeling like a cock sucking bitch (ok - once or twice maybe - ha)), but to be sucked without getting my dick cut off or something like that - it'd be kinky.

I doubt if I'll ever do that though . . . I've never even dreamed about it . . .
 
A couple of years ago... at the Galleria Mall on Sunrise here in Lauderdale, it was well known to be extremely "busy" in the next to last stall where there was a glory hole.

However, some pyscho had taken to sitting in the "giving" side and when a cock came through the space in the wall between the stalls, he would grab it as tight as he could and whip out a zippo lighter......

He got away with this shit for MONTHS because people were too scared to go to the police about it and complain because it would reveal what they were doing.
 
AAP said:
A couple of years ago... at the Galleria Mall on Sunrise here in Lauderdale, it was well known to be extremely "busy" in the next to last stall where there was a glory hole.

However, some pyscho had taken to sitting in the "giving" side and when a cock came through the space in the wall between the stalls, he would grab it as tight as he could and whip out a zippo lighter......

He got away with this shit for MONTHS because people were too scared to go to the police about it and complain because it would reveal what they were doing.
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I would never have put my gear through the hole, however had that been me that it happened to, one of us would not have walked out of that bathroom, I guarentee that.
 
He actually got caught because someone that he did that too was shown on the security cam attacking the door.

You couldn't see inside the stalls, but you could see the outside and urinals (peoples back to you).

Mall security saw the dude kicking the stall door and trying to bust in and arrested him, thinking he was trying to assault the other guy in there.

When it was all said and done, the gay weekly paper and the local paper had the story in there... then other people started coming out and saying it happened to them, many had medical records of their claims too.
 
Lestat said:
The stall door stopped him? Weak.
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I know. I would have been climbing over or trying to slide under (<-- kicks to the face not withstanding.)
 
Stalls doors are pussy anyway-

I broke one once because my ex gf was passed out in a stall on the floor, and I needed to get her.

I broke another one because- .....well can't remember the reason.

The locks for stalls are really thin metal. They just pop off.

If you weight at least 150 lbs you can down a stall door.
 
ChewYxRage said:


The locks for stalls are really thin metal. They just pop off.

If you weight at least 150 lbs you can down a stall door.
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What about the other 50% of guys on the chat board?

BWAAAAAAAAAAA....
 
lol -
I'm pretty sure there some strong people that weigh less than 150- that was just a guesstimate
 
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ChewYxRage said:
lol -
I'm pretty sure there some strong people that weight less than 150- that was just a guesstimate
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Yeah, beastboy and sh4dowf4gboy come to mind, I guesstimate they'll be benching their bodyweight in...well, never, lol.
 
What if you are gripping your privates with your pants around your ankles. Plus take into consideration that the guy on the otherside may be pushing against you.
 
AAP said:
What if you are gripping your privates with your pants around your ankles. Plus take into consideration that the guy on the otherside may be pushing against you.
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Adrenaline would overcome anything.
 
beastboy said:


I thought you were leaving.
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I had technical difficulties, as soon as I get it straightened out, anabolicmd will be replaced by a new, more powerful and way more sinister persona.
 
What he means is he ain't leaving until he gets the contact info from that ad....


LOL!
 
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