Snail trails? Couch?
You jest.
When I have those parties, my house is off limits. It is locked up. I don't even let people in to use the restroom, you have to find a tree for your pee.
My last one was at the end of August. And it apparently was a jewelry convention. I think I was in a small group of about 25 people out of 300 that didn't have cock art. PAs and cockrings are old... the new fad are these little rings that people wear right under their cock heads. I guess you can call them cock rings, but unlike the traditional kind that go around the bottom of your cock and balls, these are just worn at the top. Tonsil Ticklers are what I call them. Some had flashing lights. I kid you not.