A Very Serious Question

[Nathan]

What kind of pressure is required to condense methane gas into it's liquid form? Also, can humans contract their sphincter muscles (namely the rectum and the one at the other end of the colon) with enough force to allow the necessary pressure to build up in their colon?

If the answer to the second question is yes, then one might experience liquid methane flatulence. Science, is there anything it CAN'T do?

 

[from zero]

Science, is there anything it CAN'T do?

Has it fit Britney Spears head up your ass yet?

Or for the matter, The Ffactor?

 

[MarthaStewart]

How would contracting the two sphincters create pressure?

You would need to contract on sphincter and then fill the entire colon with methane. Then, at some point you would need to close off the other sphincter and then smohow keep pushing the gas in - let's assume that there is an airtight seal around the sphincter that is closed around the deviced used to inject the gas.

That way, at some point, assuming the pressure of the incoming gas can do it, then the pressure could be reached (also assuming the walls of the colon could take it as well as the sphincters could provide the proper seals).



More impressive would be to fill the colon with methane gas and then punch the person in the stomach.
And kick them in the nuts too if it is Beastboy.

 

[Nathan]

How would contracting the two sphincters create pressure?

You would need to contract on sphincter and then fill the entire colon with methane. Then, at some point you would need to close off the other sphincter and then smohow keep pushing the gas in - let's assume that there is an airtight seal around the sphincter that is closed around the deviced used to inject the gas.

That way, at some point, assuming the pressure of the incoming gas can do it, then the pressure could be reached (also assuming the walls of the colon could take it as well as the sphincters could provide the proper seals).



More impressive would be to fill the colon with methane gas and then punch the person in the stomach.
And kick them in the nuts too if it is Beastboy.

lol. That's basically what I meant. I just neglected to mention how the gas would continue to be syphoned into the colon. Sounds like a really good science experiment. I wish I had thought of this in high school.

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

526 psi

 

[Y_lifter]

That's a lot of Black beans N Rice...

 

[SV2]

with all those dicks up your ass constantly, you could never maintain the necesary pressure long enough..

But here is temperture/pressure conversion chart for you:
http://www.airliquide.com/en/busine...VaporPressureGraph/Methane_Vapor_Pressure.GIF

 

[Y_lifter]

Dr. Wodin

 

[WODIN]

That'd be the Deudenum at the other end of the colon and no.

 

[Nathan]

Dr. Wodin

He prefers to be called Mister Dr. Wodin.

 

[Y_lifter]

Sir Wodin

 

[Nathan]

This all seems like a bunch of nonsense to me.

That's only because you unfamiliar with the mechanics of science.
FACT: If you blow hard enough, you can travel through time. Give it a whirl champ.

 

[beastboy]

This all seems like a bunch of nonsense to me.

 

[beastboy]

That's only because you unfamiliar with the mechanics of science.
FACT: If you blow hard enough, you can travel through time. Give it a whirl champ.

Pull it out.

 

[Nathan]

Pull it out.

Are you offering to forcibly exhale on my member because I don't think I want to do that at all? Your sexuality has been revealed to everyone here today.

 

[beastboy]

Are you offering to forcibly exhale on my member because I don't think I want to do that at all? Your sexuality has been revealed to everyone here today.

I'm talking about the wien in your ass that seems to have you thinking like a woman with no shoes....whatever that means.

I'm so tired.

 

[Lestat]

What kind of pressure is required to condense methane gas into it's liquid form? Also, can humans contract their sphincter muscles (namely the rectum and the one at the other end of the colon) with enough force to allow the necessary pressure to build up in their colon?

If the answer to the second question is yes, then one might experience liquid methane flatulence. Science, is there anything it CAN'T do?

you should post more often man!

 

[bran987]

nathan was funny jacked stoner man.

 

[Raina]

He posts on another board I post on. He's not just funny. He's jacked!

 

[bran987]

He posts on another board I post on. He's not just funny. He's jacked!

right, I didn't mention that part!

 

[Mr. dB]

Lestat, dude, Digger's gonna slap you with his Wayback Machine Award if you keep bumping these ancient threads.

 

[biteme]

Sir Wodin

I do think Wodin is a very intelligent man.

 

[Lestat]

Lestat, dude, Digger's gonna slap you with his Wayback Machine Award if you keep bumping these ancient threads.

it was a serious question day

 

[Nathan]

it was a serious question day

Right on brother. Gettin' to the heart of the matter.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

 

[samoth]

Nathan = best poster ever.