A Thread Appreciating hamstershaver

[bran987]

There are lots of reasons why hammy kicks ass

He has won the award for cutest avatar 3 out of the last 4 months!

His off-the-wall one-line zingers make us all laugh at the most unexpected times in a thread, ZING!

Sure sometimes he is a little monster like when Gizmo had water thrown on his back or was fed after midnight, but the controversy he can cause is what makes EF exciting!

He talked me before anyone else on EF and taught me lots of cool things, and hundreds of PM's later I have a new friend.

these are just a couple reasons why you should appreciate hamstershaver more than you do, so I'll let you all type your favorite reasons.

U all should thank him in the way that he most loves to be thanked, and if you know him, you'll know what I mean!

-Bran

 

[HumorMe]

 

[gonelifting]

He`s cool. I just don`t understand the whole hamsters- having thing.

 

[bluepeter]

Wow, watch the women storm this thread to honour someone who doesn't go down south

 

[SoKlueles]

 

[MissJanet79]

Hammy is a rat bastard - that's a compliment in my book!!! Gotta love his lil' comments...Although the whole not going south thing is down right wrong! LOL

 

[SoKlueles]

hammys ok for a rat

 

[hamstershaver]

best thread ever

 

[bran987]

best thread ever

I figured anyone who had the balls to make his OWN appreciation thread a few months ago ought to have a real one too.

 

[BrandonXJ]

I say we all pitch in and get him a new wheel to run on.. a nice one this time.

 

[Deterass]

So how long have you and Hamster been dating?

 

[hamstershaver]

Im jealous becasue hamsters penis is much bigger than mine

its ok dont worry about it shorty

 

[Deterass]

Bran and i have been butt humping for three months now.We shaved each others ass the other night and it was soooo kinky

 

[bran987]

aww u want ur own thread too

 

[Deterass]

aww u want ur own thread too

I thought you loved me!

 

[hamstershaver]

Im going to make an appreciation thread to sorearms in appreciation of the rim job he gave me last night

what the??????????????????

 

[bluepeter]

You fucking fags

 

[bran987]

aahaahahaha
this is turning out even better than I hoped

 

[Deterass]

I like fucking fags

 

[hamstershaver]

Deteras please stop PMing me promising me pics of your penis if I make an appreciation thread for you too.

this is getting out of hand now

 

[Deterass]

OK! I 've got my cock in my hand now!

..............dude please take this to BTS.

 

[SoreArms]

Hammy Rules!

I wouldn't be where I am at without his help and the help of great bros like him.

Party on Wayne!

 

[bluepeter]

I thought you would understand my habitual sodomizing of other hamsters!

 

[hamstershaver]

I wish my cock was in bluepeters hands right now

fuggin

 

[Deterass]

Can i blow you all?PLEASE!!!!!!!

HELL NO!

 

[Deterass]

I will let you blow me Bluepeter!!

WTF?

 

[SoreArms]

I love the way Hammys fur feels against my freshly shaved chest

what a homo!

 

[hamstershaver]

im proud to be a homo!

sad

 

[SoreArms]

I'm here to support your homoness, if you evern need someone to talk to, in private, alone (wink, wink)

ewwwwww, you're homo?

 

[Deterass]

what a homo!

I gotcha bitch!My chest is hairy as hell!!

 

[Deterass]

Cmon guy's think about it.I will give you a better head job than any chick!

HELL NO!!!

 

[Gambino]

There are lots of reasons why hammy kicks ass

He has won the award for cutest avatar 3 out of the last 4 months!

His off-the-wall one-line zingers make us all laugh at the most unexpected times in a thread, ZING!

Sure sometimes he is a little monster like when Gizmo had water thrown on his back or was fed after midnight, but the controversy he can cause is what makes EF exciting!

He talked me before anyone else on EF and taught me lots of cool things, and hundreds of PM's later I have a new friend.

these are just a couple reasons why you should appreciate hamstershaver more than you do, so I'll let you all type your favorite reasons.

U all should thank him in the way that he most loves to be thanked, and if you know him, you'll know what I mean!

-Bran

Personally, I disagree...the dude is a little cry baby, he gave me red cause I wasn't nice to him, lol...dude cannot be over 20 yrs old and it shows.


The reason why he don't lick kitty is 'cause he to busy sucking dix...

 

[SoreArms]

Any of you guys shave your schlong? Cause mine is full of hairs from shaft to head

what are you a fucking wookie?

 

[Deterass]

Personally, I disagree...the dude is a little cry baby, he gave me red cause I wasn't nice to him, lol...dude cannot be over 20 yrs old and it shows.


The reason why he don't lick kitty is 'cause he to busy sucking dix...

If he gave you red you probably deserved it.Hamster is a good orb.

 

[hamstershaver]

Personally, I disagree...the dude is a little cry baby, he gave me red cause I wasn't nice to him, lol...dude cannot be over 20 yrs old and it shows.


The reason why he don't lick kitty is 'cause he to busy sucking dix...

guess what he just gave you more

 

[Deterass]

guess what he just gave you more

IN!

 

[Gambino]

guess what he just gave you more

And I gave you green back you juvenile fuck...

 

[Deterass]

 

[bran987]

Personally, I disagree...the dude is a little cry baby, he gave me red cause I wasn't nice to him, lol...dude cannot be over 20 yrs old and it shows.


The reason why he don't lick kitty is 'cause he to busy sucking dix...

I stated in the reasons I appreciate him that he causes controversy and it's fun

you say you disagree, but then show a perfect example of the controversy he causes?

gambine you are cool cause you do high-rep squats but this isn't a thread for u to bash hammy on!

 

[bluepeter]

I love to chew on hammys shit crusted anal hairs while ravaging the rectum of Sorearms and fellating the bloated, gonorrhea infected cock of a dead three toed tree sloth

 

[hamstershaver]

i to fuck juvenile boys...

um ok

 

[SoKlueles]

deteras hammy has nothing on u

 

[bran987]

deteras hammy has nothing on u

how do you know?! I am gonna start calling you DickPic

don't u dare post penis on this thread!

 

[SoKlueles]

this thread is useless without penis pics well besides u guys that have already shown me
aw heck, just resend em u can never have too many penis pics

 

[SoreArms]

 

[SoKlueles]

sorearms i dont seem to recall seing ur genitalia

 

[hamstershaver]

deteras even my penis is bigger than yours

sad but true

 

[SoKlueles]

I think Deteras is hot cuz he sent me a penis pic

oh my, hey hammy we should become partners in finding the worlds most perfect penis

 

[hamstershaver]

no mans penis can fill up my gigantic kitty

 

[SoKlueles]

I look like this guy

 

[hamstershaver]

i did this guy

 

[SoKlueles]

blow me

 

[bran987]

it's good to see things are back to normal

 

[SoKlueles]

bran u should post up those....wait nm i feel like ur my little brother

 

[hamstershaver]

like that would stop you from looking

 

[SoreArms]

bran u should post up those....wait nm i feel like ur my little brother

well, you from Tennesse, so it's OK to boink your relatives

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

 

[Deterass]

well, you from Tennesse, so it's OK to boink your relatives

Thats Kentucky.Tennessee folk only go as far as second cousins.

 

[SoKlueles]

Thats Kentucky.Tennessee folk only go as far as second cousins.

 

[perkele]

Hammy's avatar is my all time favorite EF member ava.

Don't ever change it. Don't be an avawhore like me.

 

[SoKlueles]

untuck that penis

 

[hamstershaver]

what the??????????????