A task for EF'ers... Much karma will be given.

[Big Rick Rock]

Ok guys here is your task....

Write a personal ad for a dude looking to meet chicks on a dating website website.


Thats it...


Much K your way for good efforts.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I am a nice guy without being 'the nice guy'.



I want 20,000k minimum.

 

[KillahBee]

Dear Bitches,

Looking for some hard cockin good time? Me love you long time.

Sincerely,

Rock Hard Washboard Abs 4U

 

[hamstershaver]

Tell them that you are a take charge kind of guy, but you love to listen, are caring and understanding, also that your a very family oriented(basically hand them a lot of bs so you can get down their panties) mentioning you are rich is always a big plus since women are greedy, long walks on the beach is another good one or candlelit dinners, if they are fatties they will reqally like the dinner one



now hit hammy with full force brr

 

[BUBBLES]

Dear Bitches,

Looking for some hard cockin good time? Me love you long time.

Sincerely,

Rock Hard Washboard Abs 4U

hahaha...
cute ad.

 

[*MissFit*]

I am a ** year old man, ****hair, ** eyes, height, weight, build. Who is considered Attractive and intelligent. Looking to find someone to share my life with. My passions are...... I tend to get along best with women who are able to hold thier own in a conversation, are not clingy and understand the meaning of working together to create a mutally satisfy relationship. Pictures are amust. no pics, no talk. Attraction is ultimaterly th eintial thing that drawas us to one another, although looks may fade, there has to be a mutual attraction to build a relationship upon or there is nothing. Looking forward to hearing from you.

 

[hamstershaver]

bump for hammys ying yang touching

 

[bran987]

is this for a friend or for yourself?

 

[The Shadow]

If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."

 

[The_Ghost]

My name is Fonz
I am jacked.
People like me!

 

[*MissFit*]

hmm but women misreprsent.. always ask for pictures.. more than one

 

[ChefWide]

If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."

Oh my.. I am feckin cryin a river over here...

 

[The Shadow]

LOL


I lOVE thast song....cheesiest ballad inthe world

 

[ChefWide]

Hideous-looking, obese, smelly, ill-tempered, lazy, cowardly, chronic, hunchbacked, hairlipped, cloven-hoofed, compulsive liar seeks total opposite.

 

[hamstershaver]

If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."

klu should be sending you kitty shots later on for that one

 

[ChefWide]

Bitter, unsuccessful middle aged loser wallowing in an unending sea of inert, drooping loneliness looking for 24 year old needy leech-like hanger-on to abuse with dull stories, tired sex and Herb Alpert albums. Baby, you are my Tijuana Taxi.

 

[sawastea]

I am a nice guy without being 'the nice guy'.



I want 20,000k minimum.

.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

average man of average looks, average intelligence is announcing intent to leave multi million dollar estate to the last woman the have sex with him. busty blondes preferred, but not essential. all bellybuttons to be innies and not outies, also.

 

[*MissFit*]

Hmm how well do u guys do with the women????

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Hmm how well do u guys do with the women????

no no no, you see, THEY do well with ME



need a but need to sleep more

 

[The Shadow]

klu should be sending you kitty shots later on for that one

lol

 

[ChefWide]

Hmm how well do u guys do with the women????

pretty bad.




umm... awful.





no... worse.

 

[*MissFit*]

pretty bad.




umm... awful.





no... worse.

Hmm u guys need classeess

 

[The_Ghost]

Hmm how well do u guys do with the women????

Show me where all the women 26-33 hang in Toronto come summer and I will show you

 

[hamstershaver]

Hmm how well do u guys do with the women????

hammy = stud

 

[The_Ghost]

hammy = dud

easy bor, you are good people

 

[ChefWide]

Hmm u guys need classeess

yah... i know. going to spend few mill of someone elses money first... then its back to the skule ov loff.

 

[The Shadow]

Hmm u guys need classeess

I graduated last in my class fuckyouverymuch.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Wanna Fuck

 

[The_Ghost]

Wanna Fuck

now your talking

 

[RaZor Ramon]

I like to spoil women and don't talk much. Women will flood you with emails.

 

[*MissFit*]

some of us don't want to be spoiled.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Hmm how well do u guys do with the women????

Don't ask...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Say you're:
over 6 feet
professional
fun loving
adventurous
athletic build
love conversation
social drinker
loves to dance
plays the paino
and some shit about the outdoors, maybe beaches...

 

[hamstershaver]

Wanna Fuck

hit me woman

 

[Evil_Frisky]

hit me woman

I'm recharging... but your first on my list you..... hairy rodent

 

[*MissFit*]

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Frisky again.


for both hammy and Frisky

 

[pitbullstl]

Wanna Fuck

No.....no....no.....



It's.......

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

No.....no....no.....



It's.......

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

LMAO

Really... you mean you guy really do notice when we have nice shoes on

 

[Big Rick Rock]

LOL, you guys are a riot. there were probably two serious responses to this whole thread.


For those of you that want to know... It is not for me, a buddy of mines asked me to help him write something. I figured some of you guys could help out.


.

 

[The Shadow]

LMAO

Really... you mean you guy really do notice when we have nice shoes on

when y'alls feet are wrapped around our necks...its kinda hard NOT to notice

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Use my post. There's science behind it...
I didn't make it up.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

LOL, you guys are a riot. there were probably two serious responses to this whole thread.


For those of you that want to know... It is not for me, a buddy of mines asked me to help him write something. I figured some of you guys could help out.


.

hmmm...

Well we need to know more about him. A generic ad won't get him anywhere.. It needs spunk, has to be eyecatching yet short and to the point.

 

[sawastea]

 

[Evil_Frisky]

when y'alls feet are wrapped around our necks...its kinda hard NOT to notice

Well I sure hope you don't say 'nice shoes' then...

 

[Big Rick Rock]

hmmm...

Well we need to know more about him. A generic ad won't get him anywhere.. It needs spunk, has to be eyecatching yet short and to the point.

Ok, how about this.

The dude is 31 yrl, not in great shape but not a fat either. He does pretty well financialy, works in the banking industry. He wants to date around for a while before he settles...

 

[ChefWide]

Well I sure hope you don't say 'nice shoes' then...

Missy said not to talk with my mouth full....

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Missy said not to talk with my mouth full....

 

[hamstershaver]

LOL, you guys are a riot. there were probably two serious responses to this whole thread.


For those of you that want to know... It is not for me, a buddy of mines asked me to help him write something. I figured some of you guys could help out.


.

bump for my monster k hit i was told id get

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Ok, how about this.

The dude is 31 yrl, not in great shape but not a fat either. He does pretty well financialy, works in the banking industry. He wants to date around for a while before he settles...

well then you gotta slap him in the nuts and remind him that the partner you get is a reflection of yourself, so he should put in some gym time, style up with some nice clothes, and generally take care of looking good.

dunno...banker...boring...online dating....it stinks of being pathetic imo

maybe the best thing to do is to get the real weird handjob mofos on the site (not ME dammit) to build profiles on the dating site, then hit on the girl he wants simultaneously...when the girl is stunned by the weird bastards shes attracting, she'll latch onto the nearest normal guy...that guy being your mate. simple

anyway, its all about marketing, and marketing revolves around identifying your target audience...what sort of girl does he want? a partied out skank? new divorcee? born again virgin? gotta tailor your ad to the type you want to attract, imo, especially if you arent holding all the cards...