A swing and a miss

[PICK3]

PICK3 comes home with just his Johnson in his hand last night.

wtf???

 

[perkele]

Sorry it wasn't Lance's.

 

[PICK3]

but my hair was "on point"

 

[ortiz34]

Girls need more conversation besides Lance Bass and Xanax bro.

 

[PICK3]

Girls need more conversation besides Lance Bass and Xanax bro.

I usually let my Johnson do the talking

 

[KillahBee]

Are you sure your hair was ON POINT?

Was it on point or ON POINT?

And more important, did that ON POINTedness shine through in everything you did, said, and didn't say? Did it permeate your entire being?

Did you own the fucking place or what?

 

[jnevin]

I usually let my Johnson do the talking

It kind of freaks chicks out when you just walk up to them with your wang out, make eye contact, and then voilently shake your hips yelling OOGABOOGABVOOGA!

Best not to let Johnson speak.

 

[PICK3]

It kind of freaks chicks out when you just walk up to them with your wang out, make eye contact, and then voilently shake your hips yelling OOGABOOGABVOOGA!

Best not to let Johnson speak.

that's true in general ... but my Johnson has a mesmerizing effect on women

 

[jnevin]

Are you sure your hair was ON POINT?

Was it on point or ON POINT?

And more important, did that ON POINTedness shine through in everything you did, said, and didn't say? Did it permeate your entire being?

Did you own the fucking place or what?

lol

 

[PICK3]

Are you sure your hair was ON POINT?

Was it on point or ON POINT?

And more important, did that ON POINTedness shine through in everything you did, said, and didn't say? Did it permeate your entire being?

Did you own the fucking place or what?

that's the prob ... I was lacking in confidence.

 

[KillahBee]

that's the prob ... I was lacking in confidence.

You need to trust in the ON POINT hair.

 

[PICK3]

You need to trust in the ON POINT hair.

I know bro ... coming home with just your Johnson in your hand is humiliating.

 

[PICK3]

Sorry it wasn't Lance's.

I'm str8