You are 42 and your online profile says that you are looking for someone who is a serious, educated, successful person ready for a mature relationship. Then under preferred age range you put 18 to 25. Hello?!
I've even had a 30 something year old try to tell me that the fact I cared about his age (not so much his age but appearance) showed how immature I am... and you hit on me because of my spunky personality that you've been able to see just now right?
And one horrible thing you left out AAP was the guys with flat asses that like to wear thongs.
You need to become the next gay guy on Survivor.... i'm sure you'd win all the swimming challenges, be the dominant alpha male in the tribe, win the car, and the $million bucks