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So I have been a bit bored this morning and decided to browse through some personal ads from Ft Lauderdale online this morning.
I haven't really done this in about 4 years. My how things change. For some. Apparently, for some it didn't change at all. Because I saw people running personal ads online that were doing it from 4 years ago. You mean to tell me that after 4 years if you haven't had a date yet you are still holding out hope? I mean if no one else wanted you, what makes you think I will?
Some observations :
You can stop scowling at everyone in your profile picture. You can't pass off as butch if you're at the gym everyday listening to the dance remix of Celine Dion's ‘I Will Go On’ on your iPod.
Apparently, people want to meet dates/sex buddies/boyfriends but they bash the most obvious place to meet said people. The bar. One gentleman who said he wants new blood at the bars because he always sees the same old pathetic faces every time he goes: Guess what they see every time you walk in the door? Damn Mary.
Oh and Rodrigo (Personal # 15928) I wouldn't brag about being the “A list” in a group of shallow, alcoholic sluts who hang out in bars seven nights a week. When you are the "A list" in decent company, you might have something to brag about. Otherwise you just at the top of the crapper.
Some people actually bash those that list in their profiles "must be discrete" without mercy. Why? What's the point of declaring to everyone in the world your sexual orientation. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm obligated to come out to the whole world.
Ugly people. Posting facial shots. What are they thinking? Yeah, I know all about beauty is in the eye of the beholder crap. I don't care what anyone says. If I can't tell your ass from your face, you're not for me. The purpose of a personal ad is to attract someone. If that busted ass mug is the best feature you have, I would hate to see your cock or ass.
Speaking of pictures - Gays take such silly pictures. Don't you know how to steady your gaze and blank your expression? It's better than your dippy smile. Like your AA, NA, part time Dilliards working, antidepressant pill popping, ex lover obsessing, jealous ass is anywhere near as happy as you pretending to be in those pictures.
I don't mind skinny twinks. Well ok, so I do. I detest them. And I do mind that so many of them insist that they are the only genuine gay men.
Why do some gay couples have online profiles indicating that they are committed to each other? So you're in a relationship. Goody goody for you. Do you have to be all in the face of single guys about it? Wait a minute... what the fuck you doing on a personal site if you are in a committed monogamous relationship? Looking for someone to fill in a bridge player?
You are 42 and your online profile says that you are looking for someone who is a serious, educated, successful person ready for a mature relationship. Then under preferred age range you put 18 to 25. Hello?!
Your profile has only 84 views to it. Despite being up since Summer 04. Maybe because at the bars and beach you have a habit of telling everyone everything that is wrong with them and what issues you think they have. Then you get angry if they dare to disagree with you or refuse to listen to that crap. Maybe that is why people cringe when they see your crazy ass coming. And probably explains why all 84 views to your profile was from out of state.
Anthony - I know you - you used to be overweight and your friends made fun of you. Now thanks to gastric bypass you are in good shape, and you seem to think everyone should go out with you. You changed your weight but you still have the same hideous personality
To every single queen on that site that under LIKES have listed "Bareback sex". You should just go ahead and post your home address in the open too. So that myself - and others - can drive by, ring your doorbell and when you open the door punch you dead in the mouf. When you get sick from taking charged up loads up the bum and run to the government for your medical treatment, please know that as a taxpayer, I'm tired of paying for your misbehavior.
So I have been a bit bored this morning and decided to browse through some personal ads from Ft Lauderdale online this morning.
I haven't really done this in about 4 years. My how things change. For some. Apparently, for some it didn't change at all. Because I saw people running personal ads online that were doing it from 4 years ago. You mean to tell me that after 4 years if you haven't had a date yet you are still holding out hope? I mean if no one else wanted you, what makes you think I will?
Some observations :
You can stop scowling at everyone in your profile picture. You can't pass off as butch if you're at the gym everyday listening to the dance remix of Celine Dion's ‘I Will Go On’ on your iPod.
Apparently, people want to meet dates/sex buddies/boyfriends but they bash the most obvious place to meet said people. The bar. One gentleman who said he wants new blood at the bars because he always sees the same old pathetic faces every time he goes: Guess what they see every time you walk in the door? Damn Mary.
Oh and Rodrigo (Personal # 15928) I wouldn't brag about being the “A list” in a group of shallow, alcoholic sluts who hang out in bars seven nights a week. When you are the "A list" in decent company, you might have something to brag about. Otherwise you just at the top of the crapper.
Some people actually bash those that list in their profiles "must be discrete" without mercy. Why? What's the point of declaring to everyone in the world your sexual orientation. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm obligated to come out to the whole world.
Ugly people. Posting facial shots. What are they thinking? Yeah, I know all about beauty is in the eye of the beholder crap. I don't care what anyone says. If I can't tell your ass from your face, you're not for me. The purpose of a personal ad is to attract someone. If that busted ass mug is the best feature you have, I would hate to see your cock or ass.
Speaking of pictures - Gays take such silly pictures. Don't you know how to steady your gaze and blank your expression? It's better than your dippy smile. Like your AA, NA, part time Dilliards working, antidepressant pill popping, ex lover obsessing, jealous ass is anywhere near as happy as you pretending to be in those pictures.
I don't mind skinny twinks. Well ok, so I do. I detest them. And I do mind that so many of them insist that they are the only genuine gay men.
Why do some gay couples have online profiles indicating that they are committed to each other? So you're in a relationship. Goody goody for you. Do you have to be all in the face of single guys about it? Wait a minute... what the fuck you doing on a personal site if you are in a committed monogamous relationship? Looking for someone to fill in a bridge player?
You are 42 and your online profile says that you are looking for someone who is a serious, educated, successful person ready for a mature relationship. Then under preferred age range you put 18 to 25. Hello?!
Your profile has only 84 views to it. Despite being up since Summer 04. Maybe because at the bars and beach you have a habit of telling everyone everything that is wrong with them and what issues you think they have. Then you get angry if they dare to disagree with you or refuse to listen to that crap. Maybe that is why people cringe when they see your crazy ass coming. And probably explains why all 84 views to your profile was from out of state.
Anthony - I know you - you used to be overweight and your friends made fun of you. Now thanks to gastric bypass you are in good shape, and you seem to think everyone should go out with you. You changed your weight but you still have the same hideous personality
To every single queen on that site that under LIKES have listed "Bareback sex". You should just go ahead and post your home address in the open too. So that myself - and others - can drive by, ring your doorbell and when you open the door punch you dead in the mouf. When you get sick from taking charged up loads up the bum and run to the government for your medical treatment, please know that as a taxpayer, I'm tired of paying for your misbehavior.
