a really funny joke!!!

[seeseerider]

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
> > > The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring
> > > back a semen sample tomorrow."
> > >
> > > The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office
> > > and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous
> > > day. The doctor asked what happened? The man explained: "Well, doc,
> > > it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
> > >
> > > Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. "Then I asked my
> > > wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left hand and
> > > still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
> > > then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
> > >
> > > "We even called up Earleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
> > > first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin'
> > > it between her knees, but still nothing."
> > >
> > > The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
> > >
> > > The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried we still
> > > couldn't get the jar open!
>

 

[TxCollegeguy]

I liked it...I thought it was the one I posted the other day

 

[bigkraut]

That was pretty funny.