A new workout solution -- no more working out!

[Citruscide]

I just read a GREAT ad for something called "Exercise in a bottle" WOW... no more working out, it is like a 1 hour workout in the bottle!

Also, I've read about products that are 180% more potent than anabolic steroids!! WOWSA!

Imagine... all for 19.95!

C

 

[BodhiDharma]

i heard that if you stack it with flinstones vitamins you will get better gains

 

[Citruscide]

Also, if you adhere to the Ophra "Cake and Cookies" diet, it will help in the burning of fat... but only if you eat like 5000 calories worth of cake...

C

 

[b fold the truth]

I plan on trying that workout plan after my next contest. I plan on finishing my last event and then having a beer...followed by SEVERAL days of rest and recoup

B True

 

[Raina]

I've barely been working out as my wrist is in hellish pain and my schedule has become horribly busy. And my weight plumets whenever this happens. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only girl who gets kinda pissy that the numbers on the scale are dropping.

And Citrus-- candy, ice cream, cookies, etc are all a-okay as long as they're low fat. We all know that fat is evil. So is meat. Just stick to eating bread and pasta. It's the ultimate way to build mass.

 

[Citruscide]

I've barely been working out as my wrist is in hellish pain and my schedule has become horribly busy. And my weight plumets whenever this happens. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only girl who gets kinda pissy that the numbers on the scale are dropping.

And Citrus-- candy, ice cream, cookies, etc are all a-okay as long as they're low fat. We all know that fat is evil. So is meat. Just stick to eating bread and pasta. It's the ultimate way to build mass.

Yes, I agree... you do have a nice ass...

Uhh... I mean... sure... carbs... fat... ueerr ass... ehhrhrrruhhh...

C

 

[scruples]

We all know that fat is evil. So is meat. Just stick to eating bread and pasta. It's the ultimate way to build mass.

l.m.a.o.

wtf

 

[strider364]

I'm going on the "Hollywood Diet", the orange crap in the juice bottle, "lose 10 lbs in 48 hours", I can't wait!!!

 

[Dr.M]

Finstone vitamins contain aspartame, yummy.

 

[Raina]

Wait SuperNav-- are you trying to tell me that I can't get my nutrients from simply spending time in the sun?? Next thing I know you'll be telling me that my abtronic isn't going to give me a 6 pack.

 

[Raina]

I'm going on the "Hollywood Diet", the orange crap in the juice bottle, "lose 10 lbs in 48 hours", I can't wait!!!

That stuff is scary looking. They should have put it in an opaque bottle because it looks kinda grey/orange and sort of pulpy. Yuck. I don't really see what the difference between just drinking a gallon oj over 48 hours and drinking the miracle diet. Though I'm sure there's a lot more preservatives and other assorted chemicals in the miracle diet-- that's what must make it so amazing.

 

[bwood]

you have to read the small print...

they only guarantee the weight-loss
if the product is taken rectally...

 

[Raina]

Well then, the miracle diet just isn't for me. I'm not into taking my supplements rectally. I am a firm believer that supps are best snorted.

 

[saint808]

Well then, the miracle diet just isn't for me. I'm not into taking my supplements rectally. I am a firm believer that supps are best snorted.

"supps" you say...

 

[Raina]

Yes Saint my dear. I crush all of my vitamins and do a line of those right away when I get up in the morning. I snort creatine and glutamine blended. It's really hard to snort flax and fish oils, but I'm so damn hardcore that I do that too.

 

[saint808]

is there na kit available to make this "exercise in a bottle" into an injectable?

 

[Raina]

There probably is Saint, but that seems like a lot of work just to use exercise in a bottle. Isn't the whole point of that to minimize the amount of actual activity one has to do??

I love the commercials for diet pills on the radio-- that proclaim that they won't make you jittery etc because they're "all natural". So is caffiene. So is cocaine. lol

 

[strider364]

That stuff is scary looking. They should have put it in an opaque bottle because it looks kinda grey/orange and sort of pulpy. Yuck. I don't really see what the difference between just drinking a gallon oj over 48 hours and drinking the miracle diet. Though I'm sure there's a lot more preservatives and other assorted chemicals in the miracle diet-- that's what must make it so amazing.

I dunno what worse, that they actually market that shit, or their are sucker who believe that it works. I've read the ingredients in it, their nothing special, I bet it dehydrates the hell out of who ever takes it.

 

[Raina]

I haven't ever read the bottle but if you weren't also drinking a ton of water, you'd dehydrate and hold water in. If that's all the fluid one took in in 48 hours, their kidneys wouldn't be keen on letting a lot of water out.

 

[strider364]

I haven't ever read the bottle but if you weren't also drinking a ton of water, you'd dehydrate and hold water in. If that's all the fluid one took in in 48 hours, their kidneys wouldn't be keen on letting a lot of water out.

The stuff is so wrong on so many different levels. It just plain scary!

 

[Raina]

...but not as scary as gastric bypass surgery. That freaks me out.

 

[strider364]

...but not as scary as gastric bypass surgery. That freaks me out.

No joke! That shit is weird. It's fantasic that its possible to lose the weight like that, but on the other hand, it's kinda creepy. It just seems like we are going against natures laws when the human race does stuff like that.

 

[Raina]

Just seems like one has to be desperately lazy IMO to do that. It's a very personal choice though. I think it's scary to think that one would be so opposed to diet/training that they'd opt to open their body and mess with it. Creepy.

 

[strider364]

I agree, society IMO has become so fast paced and always tries to find the easy way out of things, that changing diet and working out doesn't seem to be an option for some cases. Most individuals seems like they want eveything done for them, they want to put in the least effort possible. I hate to say it, but their is a market in "lazy" people, it's quite sad.