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A farmer goes out and buys a new Stud Rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says
"OK old fart, time for you to retire"
The old rooster replies "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL these chickens".
Just look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?
The young rooster says "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.
The old rooster says "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse.
Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man.
So, just to be fair I'll give you a head start."
The old rooser takes off running, then the young rooster takes off after him 15 seconds later.
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
The farmer meanwhile is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.
He grabs his shotgun and BOOM- he blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says 'DAMMIT.. third Gay rooster I bought this month.
Moral of the story....
Don't mess with old farts- Age and Treachery will always overcome youth and skill !!!
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says
"OK old fart, time for you to retire"
The old rooster replies "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL these chickens".
Just look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?
The young rooster says "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.
The old rooster says "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse.
Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man.
So, just to be fair I'll give you a head start."
The old rooser takes off running, then the young rooster takes off after him 15 seconds later.
They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
The farmer meanwhile is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.
He grabs his shotgun and BOOM- he blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says 'DAMMIT.. third Gay rooster I bought this month.
Moral of the story....
Don't mess with old farts- Age and Treachery will always overcome youth and skill !!!
