A Girls Away Message.......

[sweed]

".... on a side note: it really sux when in the past 24 hours you have had burger king 2 times and taco bell once and you have to poop and there is no toilet paper left in your suite!"


You don't say that if your a girl.... everytime i look at the sweet ass im gonna think .. Shit..... that totally ruins it.

 

[string_bean00]

That's a shame.



Girls don't poop.

 

[jerkbox]

what a pig

 

[Buddy_Christ]

offer to plug it for her.

 

[sweed]

offer to plug it for her.

I dont know about that, haha

 

[juve]

yea, must be a huge ass if she eats at BK and taco bell

 

[Sub-Zero]

That's a shame.



Girls don't poop.

unless they are fat- cause that means they ate

 

[sweed]

haha... no no.... she has a swweeeet ass, haha. just to busy to get real food

 

[Sub-Zero]

sounds like a fat disgusting bitch

 

[sweed]

sounds like a fat disgusting bitch

yuo sould like a fat discusting bitch.... bitch.. shut up Richard

 

[Sub-Zero]

i dont get it

 

[bran987]

they shouldn't pass gass either, that is terrible sweed I'm sorry, especially if she was a girl you sat next to and fantasized about in class to help pass the time, those are special

 

[tripleblonde]

yuck

 

[Bulldog_10]

At least she didn't say crap...cuz crap sounds alot worse than poop.

 

[sweed]

At least she didn't say crap...cuz crap sounds alot worse than poop.

i dont know man... shit, poop, crap, cow chips... its all the same, and they are all no no's

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

i live with a girl who's extremely insecure and self conscious. she opens the bathroom window real wide and stays in there forever after taking a shit so it airs out. i hate the bitch anymore, so if i go in after her i'm like "aww man that's HORRIBLE"

and i act like it's so bad i have to leave before i can do my business. it usually is pretty fucking bad. but i'm sure it fucks with her head nicely

 

[bran987]

i dont get it

Tommy Boy reference, wake up junior

 

[string_bean00]

i live with a girl who's extremely insecure and self conscious. she opens the bathroom window real wide and stays in there forever after taking a shit so it airs out. i hate the bitch anymore, so if i go in after her i'm like "aww man that's HORRIBLE"

and i act like it's so bad i have to leave before i can do my business. it usually is pretty fucking bad. but i'm sure it fucks with her head nicely

Hahahaah, horrible.

 

[sweed]

Tommy Boy reference, wake up junior

he should get with the program... we are on page 13 and he is on 7... fuckin guy

 

[bran987]

he should get with the program... we are on page 13 and he is on 7... fuckin guy

I like him though, he said his balls will drop soon and he'll get with the program

 

[sweed]

I like him though, he said his balls will drop soon and he'll get with the program

ya thats fine.. i like everyone!

 

[jackangel]

i live with a girl who's extremely insecure and self conscious. she opens the bathroom window real wide and stays in there forever after taking a shit so it airs out. i hate the bitch anymore, so if i go in after her i'm like "aww man that's HORRIBLE"

and i act like it's so bad i have to leave before i can do my business. it usually is pretty fucking bad. but i'm sure it fucks with her head nicely

lol

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, I like it, just means her ass will have some nice flavour

 

[sweed]

lol, I like it, just means her ass will have some nice flavour

ya if she stuck a uninal mint up there!

 

[Sub-Zero]

I like him though, he said his balls will drop soon and he'll get with the program

i dont get it...

also, im too young to know what tommy boy is.

 

[sweed]

i dont get it...

also, im too young to know what tommy boy is.

lol.... youngsters

 

[Bulldog_10]

i dont get it...

also, im too young to know what tommy boy is.

Wow...I didn't realize it, but that movie's ten years old. You should definitely know about though, unless you live under a rock...a BIG rock.

 

[chewyxrage]

i dont get it...

also, im too young to know what tommy boy is.

holy fuck get with the program.

go rent all the chris farley and adam sandler movies, NOW

 

[Buddy_Christ]

he just needs to rent one of each. after that, you've seen everything that either of them is going to do in any movie afterwards. end of story.

 

[chewyxrage]

no, you need to see them all so you can start memorizing the lines and use them on cue

 

[Buddy_Christ]

see, problem is, every time i watched one of those movies, i felt like i lost 5 IQ points. that being the case, sublimeZM could only handle 3 or 4 before he'd be the mental equivelant of a house plant. i'm looking out for the guy here.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Wow...I didn't realize it, but that movie's ten years old. You should definitely know about though, unless you live under a rock...a BIG rock.

oh i definately know about it, i just havnt seen it. -only place id catch it would be comedy central or something...

ive seen blacksheep, but i cant even remember which one he lives in the trailor down by the river in...

maybe i have seen it, bu ti def dont remember quotes

 

[Sub-Zero]

see, problem is, every time i watched one of those movies, i felt like i lost 5 IQ points. that being the case, sublimeZM could only handle 3 or 4 before he'd be the mental equivelant of a house plant. i'm looking out for the guy here.

i wouldnt mind being green

 

[Bulldog_10]

see, problem is, every time i watched one of those movies, i felt like i lost 5 IQ points. that being the case, sublimeZM could only handle 3 or 4 before he'd be the mental equivelant of a house plant. i'm looking out for the guy here.

Everyone in the room is now dumber for having listened to this.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

what's your point?

 

[Sub-Zero]

i dont get it..

 

[Buddy_Christ]

what were we talking about again?

 

[Sub-Zero]

how funny it is when drunk girls piss their pants

 

[Buddy_Christ]

it's a riot, unless they're in your car/bed/couch. then you gotta rub their nose in it and toss them in the litter box.