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Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
Q. How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house?
A. Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded,
but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: How do you starve a Mexican?
A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.
Q: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?
A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common.
A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Q: How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
A: Call her.
Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
Q: What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A: A sheep.
Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak.
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a
drug dealer?
A: The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: What do you call all the useless skin around the vagina?
A: The woman.
Q: What does a redneck say after sex?
A: Thanks Mom.
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
A: Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.
Q. How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house?
A. Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded,
but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: How do you starve a Mexican?
A: hide his foodstamps under his workboots.
Q: What's the first thing a redneck says after losing her virginity?
A: Get off of me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Q: In Kentucky, what do divorces and tornados have in common.
A: Either way, someone is going to lose a trailer.
Q: How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
A: Call her.
Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
Q: What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A: A sheep.
Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak.
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute and a
drug dealer?
A: The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: What do you call all the useless skin around the vagina?
A: The woman.
Q: What does a redneck say after sex?
A: Thanks Mom.
Q: How do you circumcise a redneck?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.
Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
