A burgular

[RADAR]

Sneaks into a darken house,feeling around in the dark ,a voice call out"jesus is watching" the burgular freezes,silence occurs once more,groping and moving again,the voice calls out again"Jesus is watching" he flicks his lighter,in front of him is a parrot in a cage,the burgular says"did you just say that?" the parrot replies "yup""well whats your name?" says the burgular. The parrot says"Clarence" Laughing now the burgular says"Whos the idiot that would name a parrot "clarence"
The parrot says "the same idiot that named the rottweiler "Jesus"






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[ajtomasi]

so what happened?

 

[Basic_wonder]

funny...

 

[RADAR]

so what happened?

needless to say-nothing got stolen.........

 

[revexrevex]

did u kill that thief who got into your yard

 

[RADAR]

did u kill that thief who got into your yard

Can you bleieve he has came back in 4 attempts,the 2nd time i practically had him until his shirt tore & i gave chase but wasn't wearing any shoes,sat a week ago i gotten bored rode around in the vette going home i had gotten behind this beatup station wagon turning in the dark vacant lot next door(this is where he's been parking)he see a car behind him-gets seconds thoughts goes on down to the convenience store(i did to because that where i was heading)he circles the carwash goes back turns into the turning lane at the lot-sits there,i'm assuming hes watching me...finally he turns in...i dash in the store call the cops,the operator says she can't hear me,i have to litterally shout ,the stupid call took almost 3 minutes when the cops arrived-he was gone..........so i'm still waiting.
anothet boo boo in my haste to get this guy i didn't get the tag number-so the cops have a verygood description of the car ,thats all for now!




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[fogg88]

Why's this dude so intent on getting into your stuff? Do you have a grow-room or something?

 

[ViperHMS]

Damn bro. How is he getting in the house everytime?? What do you think he is after? If he comes in the same place everytime i would stake out that place and beat the living shit outta him for being stupid enough to come back!!

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[RADAR]

it not my house,he trying to get into the utility building,he wants quick turnaround stuff i figure,like my portable quick-start battery charger $300.00,or that Huffy 26sp ironman racing bike 2 grand,bunch off little stuff he can carry off i figure he's a drug addict.I'm ready this next time!!!!


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