A 47 pound colon.

[casavant]

I saw a forty seven pound preserved human colon on the Discovery Channel. It looked like some kind of convoluted musical instrument. They said the dude complained of constipation shortly before his death.

I thought this was a profound subject that needed to be addressed on EliteFitness.

 

[JohnnyO]

We need a picture.

http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/PAPHImut.html

 

[JohnnyO]

And something completely unrelated .. the Lesbitarian Party!

http://www.lesbitarian.com/

 

[Stryc-9]

Geez - I hope I don't get constipated right before I die....

...that would just be adding insult to injury...

Oh, and is a "lesbitarian" the same thing as a "libriarian"?
I could see similarities....

 

[casavant]

I'm a librarian. I just got done checking in all the books from the book drop. Phew!

 

[HighIntensity]

I'm a librarian

are you a male librarian...not thats there is anythingwrong with that

 

[Gilbyag]

And something completely unrelated .. the Lesbitarian Party!

http://www.lesbitarian.com/

...thank you kind sir.

 

[casavant]

are you a male librarian...not thats there is anythingwrong with that

I sit on my ass for the most part at one of the entryways and check out/ check in books. I also search backpacks when the alarm goes off, regulate on food and drink, etc.

But basically I spend all day on the internet. I also work part time at Gold's Gym and bounce on weekends.

 

[HighIntensity]

had to throw in that bouncing part...lol

 

[the nature boy]

you know casavant is totally scoping out girls as they come in. you dog you.

 

[Stryc-9]

casavant - have you ever had to "toss" anyone for getting rowdy in the library??

 

[casavant]

you know casavant is totally scoping out girls as they come in. you dog you.

And there are some damn fine ones going to school here. Yeah, I definitely spend a good part of the day checking out the booty.

 

[casavant]

casavant - have you ever had to "toss" anyone for getting rowdy in the library??

No, but I've wanted to a couple times. I remember one mouthy little frat boy in particular that I had fantasies of pounding into the concrete. What a little fucking prick. But no, we can't touch any of the folks that come in here. We're supposed to call campus police.

And yeah, I had to throw in the bouncing part just because the two jobs seem in absolute contrast to each other and it's kind of funny. That and I don't want you fellas to think I'm a pussy.

 

[WODIN]

I thought the soap woman was facinating on that link JohnnyO posted.

 

[casavant]

Is it just me, or is that a pepperoni pizza in the display case with the colon?

 

[casavant]

Or maybe it was the dude's last meal.