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9" Penis by July...

Perhaps the other boardmembers who are obsessed with their lack of penis size can guide you on your journey.

I wouldn't know about these things as I've never had an encounter with a man whose winkie was too small for me. But then again, I have read that they do exist.
 
MightyMouse69 said:
I heard there is a really good pump that works? any one try it?
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You are having a meet up with Layinback in July?
 
all the whey said:
You are having a meet up with Layinback in July?
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LOL, i was gonna suggest the "LB EX" model penis pump... :evil: :p :chomp: :artist: :lmao:





























anyway, jon appears to have LB for his own.... :evil:
 
MichaelScott said:
i could always use a few inches
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That's what she said.
 
I have always found it amusing that any man should care about his penis size as any woman that is worth having would NEVER give a shit. Heck, unless she is just unusually loose (which I remember reading on here that a member was involved with a woman who didnt have kids but whose hooha was just loose) then NO ONE would EVER complain about his size, that is UNLESS HE REALLY WAS TOO SMALL..... If the woman had children or was just genetically loose doc can fixed that shit up REAL TIGHT!

Not to mention how a woman who a man cared enough about to become intimate with could ever make fun of him that way should tell that man more about her.

Either way, I don't get it. :whatever: Never have, never will.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
I have always found it amusing that any man should care about his penis size as any woman that is worth having would NEVER give a shit. Heck, unless she is just unusually loose (which I remember reading on here that a member was involved with a woman who didnt have kids but whose hooha was just loose) then NO ONE would EVER complain about his size, that is UNLESS HE REALLY WAS TOO SMALL..... If the woman had children or was just genetically loose doc can fixed that shit up REAL TIGHT!

Not to mention how a woman who a man cared enough about to become intimate with could ever make fun of him that way should tell that man more about her.

Either way, I don't get it. :whatever: Never have, never will.
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It's just a dominance thing in regards to other males. You can stand tall and proud with a king dick, but you feel silly strutting around with a winky.
 
MightyMouse69 said:
Would I be left with a right or left hook, it does matter?
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I have seen the effects of pumping from all those naked pool parties I have. You can always spot a rush job because the cock is swollen and purplish/black in spots due to bruising. they try to do it fast and it is like they are giving themselves a giant overall hickey. Which is exactly what it. And then the fluid builds up around the head, giving it the "donut" that is a no-no in the pumping world.

it takes about 24 hours of slow steady pumping to do a decent job. And even then, when they are hard, they might be rock hard, but they feel spongy and squishy and can never achieve the hardness necessary to penetrate anyone unless they are wearing a cock ring the size of a dime or holding/choking their dick off at the bottom like ron jeremy is famous for.
 
string_bean00 said:
It's just a dominance thing in regards to other males. You can stand tall and proud with a king dick, but you feel silly strutting around with a winky.
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Sorta silly though when you think about it as unless you are gay NO OTHER MAN WILL CARE. Right? I mean, shouldn't a STRAIGHT MAN be concerned with WHAT WOMEN THINK?

And as I stated, women would NEVER say shit about a dude's pecker unless they WANTED to fuck on him. Ironically enough, THAT SHOULDNT BOTHER A GUY as in that case, why would a man care what some bitch has to say about his cock? I mean, it isn't the same thing as him calling her a whore is it? And it ain't like she called his mother or sister a whore. She merely said his dick was small. So? Would he be as insulted if she said his chin was small?

If I were a dude and some bitch said my dick was too small for her the answer, of course would be, "It ain't my fault that a fella'd need skid chains just for you to know he was in ya." :whatever:

Interesting - American men are the only ones who actually get insulted by someone talking about their cocks. You want to insult a man of any other ethnicity by talking about his cock he would laugh at you and say, "Yea your mother still moaned like a whore when I slid it in her last night." and the discussion would be over. Whereas you can call an American man's mother/sister and any every female member of her family a whore and they could care less, but GOD FORBID you insult his cock. LOL

Very very strange indeed.

American men care more about other men's perceptions over their genitalia (but they are straight... right?) while every other man in the world (gay or straight) is more concerned about his family's honor.
 
AAP said:
I have seen the effects of pumping from all those naked pool parties I have. You can always spot a rush job because the cock is swollen and purplish/black in spots due to bruising. they try to do it fast and it is like they are giving themselves a giant overall hickey. Which is exactly what it. And then the fluid builds up around the head, giving it the "donut" that is a no-no in the pumping world.

it takes about 24 hours of slow steady pumping to do a decent job. And even then, when they are hard, they might be rock hard, but they feel spongy and squishy and can never achieve the hardness necessary to penetrate anyone unless they are wearing a cock ring the size of a dime or holding/choking their dick off at the bottom like ron jeremy is famous for.
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:worried:
 
AAP said:
I have seen the effects of pumping from all those naked pool parties I have. You can always spot a rush job because the cock is swollen and purplish/black in spots due to bruising. they try to do it fast and it is like they are giving themselves a giant overall hickey. Which is exactly what it. And then the fluid builds up around the head, giving it the "donut" that is a no-no in the pumping world.

it takes about 24 hours of slow steady pumping to do a decent job. And even then, when they are hard, they might be rock hard, but they feel spongy and squishy and can never achieve the hardness necessary to penetrate anyone unless they are wearing a cock ring the size of a dime or holding/choking their dick off at the bottom like ron jeremy is famous for.
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thanks for the detailed information, I have decided against this course of action.
 
Don't ever use a pump!!! They do not cause a permanent increase in size! All they do is give you an erection. With men being so penis obsessed, don't you think every news station would have reported on any method of penis enlargement? Even the surgery for it is nothing but having your cock butchered. By the way, I'm hung like a gorilla! I think that might make a good sig block.

(primatologists will get this)
 
Why do women with petite chests feel the need to go get implants?


BIKINIMOM said:
Actually it is only American men that are penis obsessed. I still wonder why that is.
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NEO1 said:
Why do women with petite chests feel the need to go get implants?
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Not all women do. Matter of fact that is only prevalent in the US as the US seems to be most superficial when it come to matters of aging and physical beauty (except for maybe Brazil where cosmetic surgery seems to be a way of life LOL). For those who do get implants (I have them but it wasn't to be bigger. It was to return my breasts to a more aesthetically pleasing state after having nursed my four children.) it isn't always about purely being bigger. Sometimes it is to be more balanced or to have the breasts be more even or brought up higher, etc.

But for those who do get implants it is to appear more attractive to MEN.

It was already stated time and time again that WOMEN don't care how large a man's penis is. Matter of fact there are many MANY women who prefer average or even a bit below. I mean, unless the guy's penis truly is so small that most women can't feel it when he's in then what is the problem?

So far men have said they care about their penis size when it comes to the perception of OTHER MEN, which seems odd to me if the men in question claim to be straight.
 
I've heard that pumping works...........but it takes YEARS of fairly consistent work to see any real meaurable increase. I guess I'd rather do that than walk around with weights tied around my tip.......I dunno. I haven't felt the need to do it cause the women I've been with have enjoyed me. But there are women out there that REQUIRE no less than 8 inches........whaddya gonna do then if you get with a woman you really like but she's been having sex regularly her whole life with really big guys??.....
 
redsamurai said:
But there are women out there that REQUIRE no less than 8 inches........whaddya gonna do then if you get with a woman you really like but she's been having sex regularly her whole life with really big guys??.....
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Fuck her in the ass?

j/k - I think there are some exercises that help girls tighten up their old ragged out gash. Pelvic Floor or something.
 
KD1 said:
Fuck her in the ass?

j/k - I think there are some exercises that help girls tighten up their old ragged out gash. Pelvic Floor or something.
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As I said many many many times. I have NEVER been with a man whose penis was *too small* for me. Having said that I have had more inept lovers than I care to admit OR remember.

If a man is with a woman that claims to REQUIRE any penis length/girth then I am thinking maybe that man needs to send that woman about her merry business.

:whatever: Is this only me that this makes sense too?
 
plifter said:
Don't ever use a pump!!! They do not cause a permanent increase in size! All they do is give you an erection. With men being so penis obsessed, don't you think every news station would have reported on any method of penis enlargement? Even the surgery for it is nothing but having your cock butchered. By the way, I'm hung like a gorilla! I think that might make a good sig block.

(primatologists will get this)
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...........?
You have some fucked up yellow bannana dick?
 
wow I never knew dudes actually used these things.... My 8" dick already bottoms out in most women so I dont see why you want 9"?
 
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