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85 Penis Size Facts

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# If you are a woman and you don\'t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are... an exception.

# Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.

# The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).

# When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.

# Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)

# Penis size is not just a locker room issue.

# Women care about the size of flaccid penises.

# Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.

# Women love touching and looking at big erect penises.

# Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.

# Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women.

# What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis...

# forty percent stay with a man for his money...

# forty percent stay with a man because of who he is...

# ...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!

# ...eighty percent of women don\'t orgasm from intercourse alone!

# ...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

# If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.

# Women find small penises frustrating.

# Women find small penises annoying.

# Women find small penises boring.

# Women find small penises embarrassing.

# Women look for bulge when meeting men.

# Women look up to men with big penises.

# Women find big penises impressive.

# Women consider men with big penises more masculine.

# Men with big penises are more self secure.

# Women prefer men who are self secure.

# Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.

# Most men don\'t mind to be considered a sex object by women.

# Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.

# Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.

# Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.

# Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.

# Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.

# Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.

# Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.

# Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.

# Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.

# Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.

# Consequently, the probability that a man\'s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.

# If a woman doesn\'t make a comment about a man\'s penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.

# Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.

# If you haven\'t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don\'t have a big penis.

# If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.

# Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.

# If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.

# If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.

# If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.

# If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.

# However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.

# Women don\'t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.

# If your girlfriend\'s previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.

# If your girlfriend\'s previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.

# Most vaginas prefer thick penises.

# Most penises prefer tight vaginas.

# If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.

# Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.

# Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.

# Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.

# Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.

# Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.

# Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.

# Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.

# Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.

# A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.

# Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.

# Men with small penises masturbate more often.

# Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.

# Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

# Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.

# If a woman publicly says that size doesn\'t matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.

# Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.

# Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.

# Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.

# Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex.

# Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.

# Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.

# Making love is spiritual..., having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.

# Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.

# If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn\'t have much choice.

# Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.

# In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.

# The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded.

# Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique.
 
No way is the average penis between 6-7 inches. I'm usually around 7.5 hard (real inches not internet ones) and from what i've seen in changing rooms (play a lot of team sport...come on we all look...not in a gay way) i'm bigger than average by a distance. Well actually i know i am because i had a related nickname!

Also i very rarely consider the guys in porn as big even though they're suppsedly 10" (which is again bs). I'd say average is more like 5.5-6. If you're bigger than that then you're doing well.



Right i just realised that post was marginally gay so I'll post the :rainbow: icon to save someone else's time!
 
jd_uk said:
No way is the average penis between 6-7 inches. I'm usually around 7.5 hard (real inches not internet ones) and from what i've seen in changing rooms (play a lot of team sport...come on we all look...not in a gay way) i'm bigger than average by a distance. Well actually i know i am because i had a related nickname!

Also i very rarely consider the guys in porn as big even though they're suppsedly 10" (which is again bs). I'd say average is more like 5.5-6. If you're bigger than that then you're doing well.



Right i just realised that post was marginally gay so I'll post the :rainbow: icon to save someone else's time!

:rainbow: :rainbow:
 
Lol @ "Women want ___" haha they don't know what they want.
 
85 Penis Size Facts
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# If you are a Gay Man and you don\'t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are... an exception. And a liar.

# Gay Men prefer bigger penises more than straight men prefer bigger breasts.

# The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).

# When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.

# Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)

# Penis size is not just a locker room issue.

# Gay Men care about the size of flaccid penises.

# Gay Men love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.

# Gay Men love touching and looking at big erect penises.

# Gay Men love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.

# Big penises cause more oral pleasure for Gay Men.

# What about this: Twenty percent of all Gay Men stay with a man for his big penis... Eighty percent of all Gay Men lie about not.

# forty percent stay with a man for his money...

# forty percent stay with a man because of who he is...

# ...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!

# ...eighty percent of Gay Men don\'t orgasm from intercourse alone!

# ...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

# If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.

# Gay Men find small penises frustrating.

# Gay Men find small penises annoying.

# Gay Men find small penises boring.

# Gay Men find small penises embarrassing.

# Gay Men look for bulge when meeting men.

# Gay Men look up to men with big penises.

# Gay Men find big penises impressive.

# Gay Men consider men with big penises more masculine.

# Men with big penises are more self secure.

# Gay Men prefer men who are self secure.

# Most Gay Men consider men with a big penis a sex object.

# Most Gay Men don\'t mind to be considered a sex object by other Gay Men.

# Gay Men pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.

# Gay Men know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.

# Gay Men want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.

# Men with bigger penises have more dates than Gay Men with smaller penises.

# Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more Gay Men at the same time.

# Gay Men brag to other Gay Men if their partner has a big penis.

# Gay Men have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.

# Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.

# Most Gay Men are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.

# Most Gay Men have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you. All of them have small penises.

# Consequently, the probability that a man\'s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.

# If a Gay Man doesn\'t make a comment about a man\'s penis it means he is not impressed, …or worse.

# Gay Men make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.

# If you haven\'t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a Gay Man, you don\'t have a big penis.

# If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced. Or they were passed out.

# Asking a Gay Man if he thinks your penis is big is useless.

# If a Gay Man tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.

# If a Gay Man tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.

# If a Gay Man tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.

# If a Gay Man lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off his clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.

# However, if a Gay Man lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts his clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.

# Gay Men don\'t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.

# If your boyfriend\'s previous lover was above average thick, he will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.

# If your boyfriend\'s previous lover was way above average thick, he will not feel you inside if you are average thick.

# Most assholes prefer thick penises.

# Most penises prefer tight assholes.

# If your Gay Man purposely squeezes his asshole very tight during intercourse, he wants to make you feel big.

# Gay Men have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.

# Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a Gay Man.

# Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.

# Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.

# Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.

# Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.

# Gay Men consider a penis between 8 and 9 inch in length and between 7 and 7 1/2 inch girth ideal.

# Gay Men whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.

# A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.

# Gay Men whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.

# Men with small penises masturbate more often.

# Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.

# Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

# Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.

# If a Gay Man publicly says that size doesn\'t matter, it is often because he is with a small penis guy. Or has a small penis himself.

# Gay Men who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual. And impotent

# Gay Men who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.

# Gay Men who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.

# Gay Men who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex. That is why they are always single.

# Gay Men who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.

# Normal Gay Men want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones. With big penis.

# Making love is spiritual..., having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.

# Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men. But who cares, because they have a big penis.

# If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn\'t have much choice.

# Most Gay Men who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.

# In general, Gay Men prefer anal penetration above oral stimulation.

# The main reason some Gay Men feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the ass to be expanded.

# Other reasons a Gay Man can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that he is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. Never because of the big penis itself.
 
#86: I'm probably bigger, flaccid, than most of you are erect.
 
sounds like something that was in an "extends" commercial or some spam that you get to try to sell some penis enlargement crap.

Most of that was bullshit.
 
heatherrae said:
sounds like something that was in an \"extends\" commercial or some spam that you get to try to sell some penis enlargement crap.

Most of that was bullshit.

Bingo!

They play with guys\' insecurity to sell some bogus products
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Women like a guy who's a giver.


So you should give me all your karma.


You're not a woman. I've seen your picture.
 
jd_uk said:
No way is the average penis between 6-7 inches. I'm usually around 7.5 hard (real inches not internet ones) and from what i've seen in changing rooms (play a lot of team sport...come on we all look...not in a gay way) i'm bigger than average by a distance. Well actually i know i am because i had a related nickname!

Also i very rarely consider the guys in porn as big even though they're suppsedly 10" (which is again bs). I'd say average is more like 5.5-6. If you're bigger than that then you're doing well.



Right i just realised that post was marginally gay so I'll post the :rainbow: icon to save someone else's time!

There's no way you can tell that. When my penis is in hiding, it's small, but when I get excited it gets much larger. Some guys penises are almost the same size flaccid as erect, many others are not.
 
biteme said:
There's no way you can tell that. When my penis is in hiding, it's small, but when I get excited it gets much larger. Some guys penises are almost the same size flaccid as erect, many others are not.

All i now is that size is relative and to me the average guy is small and even most of the guys in porn look small-ish. I find it funny when i hear most guys talking about the freaks in porn with huge dicks cos i just don't see it. Ocasionally i've seen one or two in porn that i've thought were big. I see what you're saying though...most guys look small flaccid but theres only so much it can grow.

This reminds me of the thread from years ago where everyone was saying Tommy-Lee Jones had a 10" one. lol. Even John Holmes wasn't anywhere near the size claimed.

Again, i'll do it before anyone else: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow:
 
biteme said:
There's no way you can tell that. When my penis is in hiding, it's small, but when I get excited it gets much larger. Some guys penises are almost the same size flaccid as erect, many others are not.

My penis is the same size erect as it is flaccid :(




















Good thing I have a 9 inch flaccid penis! :)
 
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