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8 minute dating

Lumberg

Lumberg

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Did it last night...already had one match waiting for me when I got home. Now I got two babes that want to go on dates babeh!

Boo-yaa!
 
Get them when they are desperate enough to go to a circus like that, and look what you can do. That's a step above mail order Russian chicks. Congrats!!

Needy women. Boo-yaa.
 
is that like one of those things where you talk with a person for 8 minutes or whatever, then switch up?
 
Lumberg said:
Did it last night...already had one match waiting for me when I got home. Now I got two babes that want to go on dates babeh!

Boo-yaa!
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good for you

Is it some kind of speed dating ?
 
Not as negative as Matt on this, though I share his sentiment. Still, though, this is like a pre-date. So you spend 8 minutes talking like you would talk in a bar, and that's about what it takes. Plus you get maybe some background info?

I imagine if you are looking for a serious relationship, this is probably about as good as dating someone a friend recommends to you. Probably better.

If you are just looking for sex, this - and dating - is a waste of time.
 
I think the new EF is having a few problems still. Oh well. It double-posted my last message and added words. LoL
 
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Synpax said:
Not as negative as Matt on this, though I share his sentiment. Still, though, this is like a pre-date. So you spend 8 minutes talking like you would talk in a bar, and that's about what it takes. Plus you get maybe some background info?

I imagine if you are looking for a serious relationship, this is probably about as good as dating someone a friend recommends to you. Probably better.

If you are just looking for sex, this - and dating - is a waste of time.
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Something we agree on and have knowledge in bro.
Dating is a waste of time of time. The purpose of dating is because you like a girl for who she is, or desire to get to know her better, it doesn't increase your odds of getting laid.
 
Well actaully it is what you make of it. The first time I did it yeah it was like any 8-minute convo you could have in a bar. But once you realize the chicks are all there to find dates you just jump in and ask questions...my go-to questions were "what do you look for in a mate?" (and I would jump in and say if I met the qualifications) and "what do you like to do?"

One chick was all "I love romance, roses, candlelight dinners, etc. I was like "NOT!"

It's one third having fun, one third selling yourself, and one third finding out what the other person is all about. Good food thrown in for good measure, and it's fun comparing notes with the other guys.
 
This sounds like fun, I think I may want to try it some time. Then maybe I'd find someone.
 
Smurfy said:
I'd 8 minute date you :D
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that's like, three times! rock!

evansteve I still get the emails LOL. Sometimes I'm tempted, then I'm like, if I went I would totally have to post up on Elite about how well I did, and then Smurfy would find out, so nah.
 
Lumberg said:
that's like, three times! rock!

evansteve I still get the emails LOL. Sometimes I'm tempted, then I'm like, if I went I would totally have to post up on Elite about how well I did, and then Smurfy would find out, so nah.
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ha, yeah, no need to call them back, you snagged the Smurf. You're doing fine.
 
It could work, especially if she showed up naked, or at minimum wasn't wearing anything too complicated.

Are you penilized for going over.

Oh damn, I punned.
Bahahahahah


Im so clever
 
Lumberg said:
that's like, three times! rock!

evansteve I still get the emails LOL. Sometimes I'm tempted, then I'm like, if I went I would totally have to post up on Elite about how well I did, and then Smurfy would find out, so nah.
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Yeah..cant you like cancel that subscription or something?

No need for "temptation". Right?
 
Smurfy said:
Yeah..cant you like cancel that subscription or something?

No need for "temptation". Right?
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Uh oh! tension!
 
Lumberg, how did you find one in your area? I've been googling over lunch and found a couple ones that sound reputable, but nothing in my immediate area. The closest is 40 minutes away, doubt I'll meet too many local girls there.
 
Smurfy said:
To answer your question....

2 out of 3 holes would be fine. As long as I can choose which 2.
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SWEET!!

Dude is Lumberg down for letting me come for a visit?

I have a feeling I know which two you will choose, but that's cool... I wouldn't want a phat cock in my ass either.
 
Lestat said:
SWEET!!

Dude is Lumberg down for letting me come for a visit?

I have a feeling I know which two you will choose, but that's cool... I wouldn't want a phat cock in my ass either.
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lol at this whole concept. youre insatiable! :chomp:
 
Smurfy said:
lol at this whole concept. youre insatiable! :chomp:
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you seem to be pretty cool about the whole thing, plus its always been a fantasy of mine to nail you.... so I figure, why not try?
 
Lestat said:
SWEET!!

Dude is Lumberg down for letting me come for a visit?

I have a feeling I know which two you will choose, but that's cool... I wouldn't want a phat cock in my ass either.
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the two holes is a subset of 5, not 3 as you eariler imagined...are you still in? there may be some other rules as well....
 
Lumberg said:
the two holes is a subset of 5, not 3 as you eariler imagined...are you still in? there may be some other rules as well....
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:worried:


A subset of 5? Two of those I won't be touching....

what are the other rules?
 
Seems like fun.

I am beginning to realize that meeting people to date is harder than I thought. I mean, I refuse to date anyone where I work (regardless of where I have worked, this has been a no-no). When I am not at work I am generally with my kids and I NEVER pay men any mind when I am with my kids (though guys have tried to discreetly slip me their number, my kids caught on so I couldnt go out with the guy... even if I wanted to).

It's just another way to meet people that you wouldnt otherwise.

Rock on there Lumberg... more power to you. :)
 
Werd said:
Seems like fun.

I am beginning to realize that meeting people to date is harder than I thought. I mean, I refuse to date anyone where I work (regardless of where I have worked, this has been a no-no). When I am not at work I am generally with my kids and I NEVER pay men any mind when I am with my kids (though guys have tried to discreetly slip me their number, my kids caught on so I couldnt go out with the guy... even if I wanted to).

It's just another way to meet people that you wouldnt otherwise.

Rock on there Lumberg... more power to you. :)
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lol @ "rock on there Lumberg"

check the date on the thread.
 
Lestat said:
lol @ "rock on there Lumberg"

check the date on the thread.
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OOPS! How embarrassing....

Shit, my whole life has been in a timewarp anymore. You honestly think I pay attention to minor details like the date originating a thread?! LOL
 
Smurfy said:
LMAO!!!


No one is fucking me in the nostrils!!!
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I think he was talking about his mouth and ass.... I didn't know he swung both ways.
 
Lestat said:
:worried:


A subset of 5? Two of those I won't be touching....

what are the other rules?
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we get to choose which hole out of those five, and you are confined to that hole exclusively for the duration of your stay.
 
Lumberg said:
we get to choose which hole out of those five, and you are confined to that hole exclusively for the duration of your stay.
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hmm, im almost willing to take the gamble since I'm pretty sure you couldn't handle me anyway.
 
Smurfy said:
oh shnap!
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since you both get to decide, are you saying you'll be deciding something in my favor smurfy.. something that not only will I enjoy, but you will too.
 
This thread has turned wrong on SOOOOOOOOOOO many levels.













Please remember to take pics. okthanksbyebye. ;)
 
oh my gosh, are you guys seriously trying to plan a threesome on this thread?

couldnt you guys take it to PM or something? lol
 
evansteve said:
oh my gosh, are you guys seriously trying to plan a threesome on this thread?

couldnt you guys take it to PM or something? lol
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its much more interesting letting it play out here for everyone to see.. that way, when we post the pics, you guys will understand what is going on.
 
8 minute dating...pssst. thats so last year. i do 6 minute dating. you have a 4/3 advantage with 6 minute dating.
 
Lestat said:
its much more interesting letting it play out here for everyone to see.. that way, when we post the pics, you guys will understand what is going on.
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well ba-jeebers, then they should let everyone get involved and make it into an EF orgy! :)
 
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