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Seven Degrees of Blondes
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>FIRST DEGREE
>A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
>The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
>and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
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>The husband said, "Who was that?"
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>The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is
>clear."
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>SECOND DEGREE
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>Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on
>the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
>mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
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>The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
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>So the first blonde hands her the compact.
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>The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
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>THIRD DEGREE
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>A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
>buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
>the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
>really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
>she
>is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
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>The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
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>The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
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>FOURTH DEGREE
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>A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
>She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
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>A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
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>The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
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>FIFTH DEGREE
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>What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
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>"Is it mine?"
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>SIXTH DEGREE
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>Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
>government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
>Wade was about.
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>Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision
>George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
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>SEVENTH DEGREE
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>Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
>ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported
>the
>crime
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>The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
>patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
>the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
>shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the
>steps.
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>Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my
>possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
>
>They send me a BLIND policeman."
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>FIRST DEGREE
>A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
>The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
>and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
>
>The husband said, "Who was that?"
>
>The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is
>clear."
>
>
>`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-,_,.-:*´`´*:
>-,_
>,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-,_,.-:*
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>SECOND DEGREE
>
>Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on
>the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the
>mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
>
>The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
>
>So the first blonde hands her the compact.
>
>The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
>
>`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-,_,-:*´`´*:-,_,.-:*´`´*:-
>,
>_,-:*´`´*:-,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*
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>THIRD DEGREE
>
>A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and
>buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens
>the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is
>really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,
>she
>is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
>
>The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
>
>The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
>
>
>`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:
>-.,
>_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-,_,-:*
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>FOURTH DEGREE
>
>A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
>She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
>
>A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
>
>The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
>
>`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:
>-.,
>_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*
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>FIFTH DEGREE
>
>What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
>
>"Is it mine?"
>`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:
>-.,
>_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-,_,.-:*
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>SIXTH DEGREE
>
>Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
>government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
>Wade was about.
>
>Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision
>George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
>
>
>`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:
>-.,
>_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*
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>SEVENTH DEGREE
>
>Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
>ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported
>the
>crime
>
>The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
>patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
>the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
>shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the
>steps.
>
>Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my
>possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
>
>They send me a BLIND policeman."
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