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50,000 Karma hits for her keester.

Exosist

Exosist

Banned
ok me and her blonde majesty made a bet this morning.

I wanted to poke her in the back door, once again, and once again she refused me the keester...

I showed her a thread on EF a few days ago (yes that thread)...
... bla bla bla then explained how the Karma system works.... bottom line, (her idea) if I can get to 50,000 Karma points by this Friday the 11th by 11 PM I can ram her in the keester( must use K-Y)

Now she does not know that Karma can be purchased...

Should I risk it, and just buy it?? Because, I am thinking she might figure out that I purchased it... Keep in mind she is not computer savy but, she is a girl, and we all know what the little female mind is capable of.


How do I do this...... I must take over her keester by 11 on the 11th.


Exosist :redhot:
 
Exosist said:
ok me and her blonde majesty made a bet this morning.

I wanted to poke her in the back door, once again, and once again she refused me the keester...

I showed her a thread on EF a few days ago (yes that thread)...
... bla bla bla then explained how the Karma system works.... bottom line, (her idea) if I can get to 50,000 Karma points by this Friday the 11th by 11 PM I can ram her in the keester( must use K-Y)

Now she does not know that Karma can be purchased...

Should I risk it, and just buy it?? Because, I am thinking she might figure out that I purchased it... Keep in mind she is not computer savy but, she is a girl, and we all know what the little female mind is capable of.


How do I do this...... I must take over her keester by 11 on the 11th.


Exosist :redhot:
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Jus become a platinum member for one and buy some of it and see how many guys will help you out. :D
 
if she's willing to give it up for karma, she's probably willing to give it up for just about anything.
 
Raina said:
But what kind of girl gets hot for an imaginary online point system?
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Klue told me thats the only reason she's loves that rodent, because he's a K millionaire ;)
 
Exocist "Hey baby let's try something new"
GF "No way, I don't want to"
Exocist "What if I tell you have have M&M's"
GF "I'll go get the KY"
 
Members,

Please all of you take note of what happens to you when you get to 50,000 Karma Hits! Another EliteFitness.com exclusive.

Exosist, you're a good bro and I bet she's cool too. I doubt she would care how you got the Karma, especially if you invest in it since that way, you're helping support the site and keep it online. I'm sure you'll get your reward if you buy the Karma, win it, get if from the members in the Karma store, or get it from your posts.

Here's a hint, go Platinum first, then you get a 100% match when you invest in Karma and a smaller tax on Karma gifts in the Karma store. Regardless, please let us know how all of this goes down. I'm eager for you to get to the bottom of this. ;)
 
Raina said:
Exocist "Hey baby let's try something new"
GF "No way, I don't want to"
Exocist "What if I tell you have have M&M's"
GF "I'll go get the KY"
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Exocist: "Can we do A2M?"
GF: "EWWWWW!!! NO!!"
Exocist: "I got an email with a smiley face in it today."
GF: "I'll go get the KY"
 
Raina said:
Exocist "Hey baby let's try something new"
GF "No way, I don't want to"
Exocist "What if I tell you have have M&M's"
GF "I'll go get the KY"
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Raina, I'll leave her for you any day.

Exosist :redhot:
 
this couldbe one of the best threads of all time.

You could win it in the karma bookie forum....

or ask for donations..

or buy it
 
if you have to buy the karma, isnt that like prostitution? i mean you could spend that money on a real whore who'll actually enjoy it. you know your girl is gonna say stop after 2 seconds.
 
hamstershaver said:
nobody could possibly get 30,000 karmas in 4 days
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And this my friend is why she said what she said!!


redshirt27se said:
if you have to buy the karma, isnt that like prostitution? i mean you could spend that money on a real whore who'll actually enjoy it. you know your girl is gonna say stop after 2 seconds.
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LOL... I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THIS!!!
 
HumorMe said:
Post pics (preferably nekkid) of her, I will give you 35,000K.
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Here is the problem, she is very good looking, and has an amazing body. If I was to post her pics at least 75 % of the people, perhaps even you might not belive it...

This sucks:

If I buy the karma, makes her a whore.
If someone donates, I am the whore.
If I go to the karma bookie, I might end up a loser whore

Exosist :redhot:
 
Exosist said:
ARE YOU GOOD FOR IT?
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HumorMe is one of the most stand up good bros around.. nothing but integrity there.. he made you an offer, I will vouch for him and guarntee that offer should he fall through.
 
If I buy the karma, makes her a whore.
If someone donates, I am the whore.
If I go to the karma bookie, I might end up a loser whore


Exosist :redhot:
 
Exosist said:
If I buy the karma, makes her a whore.
If someone donates, I am the whore.
If I go to the karma bookie, I might end up a loser whore


Exosist :redhot:
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just post the pics.. you'll get a ton of K
 
redshirt27se said:
i agree. i'll give u 8 karma hits for it. with all the hits you are soliciting the chance the number will be an interval of eight is pretty high.
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you hit for 9 now bro thanks to me
 
Exosist said:
George, I am going to need your help. We need to :LockMe!: this thread after Friday 10 PM!!

Exosist :redhot:
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No way broly, because by Saturday, you'll be Plat, have a ton of Karma, and a very nice story to share with the board :devil:. I tell you, it will work out - go for it. We will have to move this thread to between the sheets though.
 
George Spellwin said:
No way broly, because by Saturday, you'll be Plat, have a ton of Karma, and a very nice story to share with the board :devil:. I tell you, it will work out - go for it. We will have to move this thread to between the sheets though.
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George, I am 27920 Karma hits away from her almighty bunghole.
Going to go Plat soon no matter what but, I am starting to see why she came up with this idea. That much karma in such a short period of time.. I dont know if its possible.
 
Exosist said:
George, I am 27920 Karma hits away from her almighty bunghole.
Going to go Plat soon no matter what but, I am starting to see why she came up with this idea. That much karma in such a short period of time.. I dont know if its possible.
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My offer still stands
 
bro where are those pics? HumorMe is ready to make this happen for you!
 
holy shit!!! very nice man!

awesom bod.. lets see that ass!
 
Lestat said:
holy shit!!! very nice man!

awesom bod.. lets see that ass!
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thank you. I removed all the X-rated stuff from my phone a few weeks ago. but, yea she is something.


Humorme, where are you brother?

Exosist :redhot:
 
Exosist said:
thank you. I removed all the X-rated stuff from my phone a few weeks ago. but, yea she is something.


Humorme, where are you brother?

Exosist :redhot:
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more x-rated stuff bro! lets see the brown eye
 
Exosist said:
thank you. I removed all the X-rated stuff from my phone a few weeks ago. but, yea she is something.


Humorme, where are you brother?

Exosist :redhot:
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Nice pics man. A deal is a deal!

Have fun getting your pecker dirty man.

:lmao:
 
what is the name for that little piece of poo that gets stuck int he pee hole after you do it... a spigot or something.
 
Humorme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you rock man!!!

thank you for keeping your end of the deal.

HER KEESTER IS MINE!
 
I am going to post some pics for you guys of the keester.

I dont know if I can get away with the before and after but, either way I owe it to this board!
 
Exosist said:
I am going to post some pics for you guys of the keester.

I dont know if I can get away with the before and after but, either way I owe it to this board!
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No...to me...exclusively.
 
I have been getting so much feedback about this thread that I think its best if I reply to everyone here, in the open forum.

Me and the chica got into a fight but, dont worry things will be up and running, back to normal by Friday 11 PM.

HumorMe, I hope to get you some exclusive shots since you numero uno. :Perk:

And for the rest of my keester thread bors - I am going to try and take some good photos for everyone to see. They will however only be available via private message (for those who supported my cause.)

Exosist :redhot:
 
Exosist said:
I have been getting so much feedback about this thread that I think its best if I reply to everyone here, in the open forum.

Me and the chica got into a fight but, dont worry things will be up and running, back to normal by Friday 11 PM.

HumorMe, I hope to get you some exclusive shots since you numero uno. :Perk:

And for the rest of my keester thread bors - I am going to try and take some good photos for everyone to see. They will however only be available via private message (for those who supported my cause.)

Exosist :redhot:
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keep me posted man!!!

why are you two fighting?


good luck with it all.
 
Exosist said:
I have been getting so much feedback about this thread that I think its best if I reply to everyone here, in the open forum.

Me and the chica got into a fight but, dont worry things will be up and running, back to normal by Friday 11 PM.

HumorMe, I hope to get you some exclusive shots since you numero uno. :Perk:

And for the rest of my keester thread bors - I am going to try and take some good photos for everyone to see. They will however only be available via private message (for those who supported my cause.)

Exosist :redhot:
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I was only trying to help you achieve your dreams. Don't send them to me. Not really interested. If you want to post her clothed keister on the boards then fine.

Have fun....not much longer to wait.
 
HumorMe said:
I was only trying to help you achieve your dreams. Don't send them to me. Not really interested. If you want to post her clothed keister on the boards then fine.

Have fun....not much longer to wait.
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whoa man.. not interested??????????????????????????????

i've got some pics of perkele's cock.. interested in those?
 
Lestat said:
whoa man.. not interested??????????????????????????????

i've got some pics of perkele's cock.. interested in those?
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Actually, I am interested to know where you got them?

Lestat, I'll try to get you a close-up shot of the pooper.

I love this thread.
Exosist :redhot:
 
Lestat said:
whoa man.. not interested??????????????????????????????

i've got some pics of perkele's cock.. interested in those?
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lol...no not those either.

Don't want to put too much pressure on the guy and then he can't perform. He should just enjoy what he has and hit it like a Walmart wiff da lights off.
 
Exosist said:
Actually, I am interested to know where you got them?

Lestat, I'll try to get you a close-up shot of the pooper.

I love this thread.
Exosist :redhot:
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perkele gave me a pic one day.. its just one, but it was more then enough.. think of a lightswitch pointing downward but surrounded by curly hair.. so much hair you can barely see it anymore.. that's perkele's cock.

I love this thread too man.. can't wait for pics!
 
HumorMe said:
lol...no not those either.

Don't want to put too much pressure on the guy and then he can't perform. He should just enjoy what he has and hit it like a Walmart wiff da lights off.
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lol
 
Lestat said:
perkele gave me a pic one day.. its just one, but it was more then enough.. think of a lightswitch pointing downward but surrounded by curly hair.. so much hair you can barely see it anymore.. that's perkele's cock.

I love this thread too man.. can't wait for pics!
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where is perkele? I need to check my profile and see if he supported me in my cause. Otherwise, you might have to post those downward pics....


Why do I feel a G-bomb coming my way? cannot afford a defuser right now Exosist :redhot:
 
Exosist said:
where is perkele? I need to check my profile and see if he supported me in my cause. Otherwise, you might have to post those downward pics....


Why do I feel a G-bomb coming my way? cannot afford a defuser right now Exosist :redhot:
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you'll be fine man, have a fun night tomorrow, I'll be gone this weekend but check back in on sunday.
 
Please keep this thread under control. Thank you.

moderator Gonelifting
 
hamstershaver said:
gonelifting is a mod now?
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its said that under his username for a long while now

he never seems to do much and is gone most of the time anyway...

at one point he was an active and productive board member... now he's gone all perkele on us
 
Lestat said:
its said that under his username for a long while now

he never seems to do much and is gone most of the time anyway...

at one point he was an active and productive board member... now he's gone all perkele on us
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Let's just say I'm a "silent partner" in this. Just remember, I'm watching. I won't give another warning.
 
HumorMe said:
lol.....the silent partner.
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There will be none of that tonight. Lucky people next door.... my walls are not sound-proof.

pun-intended

Exosist

:redhot:


PS I am going Plat soon.
 
Exosist said:
There will be none of that tonight. Lucky people next door.... my walls are not sound-proof.

pun-intended

Exosist

:redhot:
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You ought to put one of these beside the bed so she can see it when she walks in. She might say that that might be kinky but tell it is only kinky if you have never tried.

61183.jpg
 
Exosist said:
There will be none of that tonight. Lucky people next door.... my walls are not sound-proof.

pun-intended

Exosist

:redhot:


PS I am going Plat soon.
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:beer:
 
gonelifting said:
Use it wisely Exosist. My job is done here.
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Bro, a few posts before this one I thanked you. But, I doubt anyone knows exactly why.....

gonelifting gave me a temp plat membership because he was so moved by the power of this thread. That was the coolest thing anyone did for me all week.

..I belive my job here is almost done as well, the world has started to understand the power of the keester.

Her Almighty keester has been @&%&^% last night, and I will post some more about my travels to the promised lands very soon.

Exosist,
:redhot:
 
Exosist said:
Bro, a few posts before this one I thanked you. But, I doubt anyone knows exactly why.....

gonelifting gave me a temp plat membership because he was so moved by the power of this thread. That was the coolest thing anyone did for me all week.

..I belive my job here is almost done as well, the world has started to understand the power of the keester.

Her Almighty keester has been @&%&^% last night, and I will post some more about my travels to the promised lands very soon.

Exosist,
:redhot:
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I gave you a free plat membership? Shit, I thought I was banning you. Where the hell is digger?
 
George Spellwin said:
Members,

Please all of you take note of what happens to you when you get to 50,000 Karma Hits! Another EliteFitness.com exclusive.

Exosist, you're a good bro and I bet she's cool too. I doubt she would care how you got the Karma, especially if you invest in it since that way, you're helping support the site and keep it online. I'm sure you'll get your reward if you buy the Karma, win it, get if from the members in the Karma store, or get it from your posts.

Here's a hint, go Platinum first, then you get a 100% match when you invest in Karma and a smaller tax on Karma gifts in the Karma store. Regardless, please let us know how all of this goes down. I'm eager for you to get to the bottom of this. ;)
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:lmao: at George man I love you never miss a chance to sell.
 
Exosist said:
Bro, a few posts before this one I thanked you. But, I doubt anyone knows exactly why.....

gonelifting gave me a temp plat membership because he was so moved by the power of this thread. That was the coolest thing anyone did for me all week.

..I belive my job here is almost done as well, the world has started to understand the power of the keester.

Her Almighty keester has been @&%&^% last night, and I will post some more about my travels to the promised lands very soon.

Exosist,
:redhot:
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Did she like it?
 
Exosist said:
I am the exact same way in sales.
George kicked major ass in this thread....
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So you get your anal lovin? What is with dudes and there need to poke the chocolate starfish? I just don't get it.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
So you get your anal lovin? What is with dudes and there need to poke the chocolate starfish? I just don't get it.
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why not? some chicks dig it
 
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