4am visitors

[tuc biscuit]

so I was fast asleep in my pit getting some much needed beauty sleep when my sisters wake me saying there is someone at the front door trying to get in, so i get up quickly and run downstairs to see the outline of someone trying the door handle and ringing the bell, they tell me they rang the police 10 minutes ago (lol, why would 2 girls wait 10 mins with some mad drunk at the door without waking me or my dad) by this time my parents are awake and the police have been 15 mins with no show yet so i ask if I should answer the door to him and **** him off, but that was decided it was best not to do lol (shame as I quite fancied shoving a drunk around lol) so the police turn up, get some sense out of him, apparently he is called 'Martin Short' if anyone knows him lol. They say he is drunk and lost and they have an address on record for him that is like 4-5 miles away lol, then we notice there is a wrong key wedged in the front door lock lol, luckily (for him mainly) it is able to be prised out with no damage done

the police were very efficent and good etc. even if they took about 15-17 mins to get here

the poor lad will wake up tommorow and probably be having his first cuppa when he thinks 'oh ****!' I was in a police van last night lol

 

[hotzie]

lol thats some funny shit

 

[SoreArms]

wow, Martin Short

 

[Cutiebaby]

lol...stupid drunk..glad the taxes help provide police for us..wouldnt know what to do with out them...lol

 

[Daisy_]

I don't know if I could ever get that drunk... lol

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol...stupid drunk..glad the taxes help provide police for us..wouldnt know what to do with out them...lol

I would have just beaten him up, I outweighed the guy by like 200 pounds, but they stopped me having to get my hands dirty, was a rather amusing episode when ya think about it lol.

 

[Sub-Zero]

wow, Martin Short

was it tHE martin short?

hes a funny guy, i woulda beathim up

 

[hotzie]

I don't know if I could ever get that drunk... lol

i could help u

 

[Cutiebaby]

I would have just beaten him up, I outweighed the guy by like 200 pounds, but they stopped me having to get my hands dirty, was a rather amusing episode when ya think about it lol.

should have went outside and messed with him a little bit....lol

 

[tuc biscuit]

thing is I have been sloppy drunk many times and this was the type of thing I could well have been capable of when i used to go out and get boozy, so I can't really complain too much

 

[Daisy_]

i could help u

Hehe. I bet I could out drink you...

jk Im a cheap drunk. I think?

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, what a weird night

 

[NJjuice22]

some jerk walked into my daughter's mom's backyard and passed out, i had to remove him with force...he actually tried to enter her house...scary.

 

[chewyxrage]

Hahaha

Myself and my roommates were walking back from a bar and somehow one of them got seperated from us....we get back...after about 10 minutes we are like where the hell is roommate? We go outside and find him in the apartment complex over (which is basically identical to ours) just screaming at the top of his lungs and trying to kick and ram the door because he thought we were locking him out on purpose....lmao...you shoulda seen the look on his face when realization hit...luckily I don't think anyone was in the apartment

 

[Cutiebaby]

when i lived in italy their door bell and hallway lights were right next to each other i would get so drunk and end up rining door bells there door bells sounded like an old fashioned alarm clock....lol...poor people

 

[Gambino]

i left a party once pissy drunk on foot and i took a wrong turn...the memories are fuzzy but i was walking along a highway in the median (wide median with grass and trees) about 2 miles from my home...a cop drove passed, turned around, and checked me out...he saw how wasted i was and gave me a lift home...woke in the morning with a pbt tube in my pocket wondering how the fuck i got home