425lb Gang Member tries to kidnap boy

[bakemeacookie]

wow. Only in America. Even our gangbangers are now mobidly obese. I wonder if he's an EF member?

Victor Joseph Espinoza, 425-Pound Gang Member, Allegedly Tried To Kidnap Boy: Police (VIDEO, PHOTO)

Victor Joseph Espinoza, a 425-pound gang member with an equally large rap sheet, is a accused of attempting to kidnap a 10-year-old boy on his way to soccer practice Friday evening, KABC reports.

Police in Santa Ana, Calif., said that Espinoza, 55, allegedly approached the boy and his 19-year-old cousin as they were walking to a local park. Espinoza grabbed the boy by both arms and pulled him close to his body. The boy managed to break free after a struggle, and ran to alert his soccer coach, who went looking for Espinoza.

btw: lol @ Santa Ana police needed a helicopter with infrafred to find him! and double lol @ comments in the article.

 

[jackangel]

you couldn't spare a lol or 3 for the sweetness of his chin collection?

those things elevate him from a mere thug to some kind of super villain. dude has got to be some crime fighter's arch nemesis.

 

[jackangel]

best comment so far:

"It doesnt matter if he is fat or not. He grabbed and sniffed a boy. I am sure it would have been scary for the boy even if he was a thin man . All people see is his size, which is not the issue here, the issue is the fact a ten year old boy got sniffed on by a strange man. "

 

[bakemeacookie]

Says he's a gang member.

Bet ya 10 bucks, it ain't the Jenny Craig gang.

 

[-SD-]

best comment so far:

"It doesnt matter if he is fat or not. He grabbed and sniffed a boy. I am sure it would have been scary for the boy even if he was a thin man . All people see is his size, which is not the issue here, the issue is the fact a ten year old boy got sniffed on by a strange man. "

lololol at "sniffed on"

Can I aroma therapy?

 

[jackangel]

i think all criminals should be 400+ lbs. would make law enforcement much easier.

 

[calabresenj]

That ugly mug gives me an incredible urge to grab him by the chins, snap his fat saturated fat loving head down and knee his face till his jello mold of head is no more. SMH and I'm a pacifist.


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[bakemeacookie]

bumper cars

 

[wootoom]

Eat that shit sniff that shit

 

[bakemeacookie]

they tried to do a police sketch but ran out of paper.