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I guess since I'm in a calling out mode... I'm calling you out. ;)

Your boobs... look as if pressed up against glass... as if you were laying on a glass coffee table and stuck the digital camera under neath it to give the impression they were firm and nice...

When, in actuality they are floopy and loose... Which, aren't really damngood... but well... just floopy.

Explain.

C-ditty
 
Nothing like that... I'm an attorney... I see something that is a bit "off" and I point it out... I'm giving her a perfectly good chance to explain why her boobies look pressed up against glass... or deformed... or the two...

C
 
Citruscide said:
I guess since I'm in a calling out mode... I'm calling you out. ;)

Your boobs... look as if pressed up against glass... as if you were laying on a glass coffee table and stuck the digital camera under neath it to give the impression they were firm and nice...

When, in actuality they are floopy and loose... Which, aren't really damngood... but well... just floopy.

Explain.

C-ditty




:FRlol: thats some mysterious ass shit right there.Funny as hell too.Whats your response 38dd?
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Citruscide said:
Nothing like that... I'm an attorney... I see something that is a bit "off" and I point it out... I'm giving her a perfectly good chance to explain why her boobies look pressed up against glass... or deformed... or the two...

C

Excellent point my good man....they do look too good to be true!!
 
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It looks like they took the pic with her hanging upside down, then she flipped the pic for her avatar.
 
Cure said:
I kinda like floppy boobs! They're fun to play with.


You're in luck... Nathan hasnt taken care of his gyno yet.
 
Of course, this has gone unreplied... she probably saw this ran the other way.


C
 
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B cup 34 36 38 40 42 44 46 48 50 52
C cup 35 37 39 41 43 45 47 49 51 53
D cup 36 38 40 42 44 46 48 50 52 54
DD cup 37 39 41 43 45 47 49 51 53 55
DDD(E) cup 38 40 42 44 46 48 50 52 54 56
F cup 39 41 43 45 47 49 51 53 55 57
G cup 40 42 44 46 48 50 52 54 56 58
H cup 41 43 45 47 49 51 53 55 57 59
I cup 42 44 46 48 50 52 54 56 58 60
 
LETS JUST BE HAPPY THAT ONE OF THE GIRLS ON THIS BOARD HAD THE BALLS TO SHOW US HER TITS. YOU GO GIRL, I LIKE EM.
 
WIDELAT said:
LETS JUST BE HAPPY THAT ONE OF THE GIRLS ON THIS BOARD HAD THE BALLS TO SHOW US HER TITS. YOU GO GIRL, I LIKE EM.

WORD!

Keep em' coming 38!!!!
 
WIDELAT said:
LETS JUST BE HAPPY THAT ONE OF THE GIRLS ON THIS BOARD HAD THE BALLS TO SHOW US HER TITS. YOU GO GIRL, I LIKE EM.

I agree.. I won't even show my face online because I'm being stalked!!! lol :D

I'm a natural 40DD and I would never show them publically, but 38doubledamngood..you go, girl!! :) Boobs are boobs!! :D
 
Citruscide said:
GROSS!!!!!!!

C


Funny..I bet the chest and the face are the 2 features you look at a girl, right??? :rolleyes:

That's okay...there are a lot of men out there who love well-endowed women just like how I like my man being well-endowed "down there." :D
 
If you ask me, and even if you dont, this citruscide guy is at best a pussy, and at worst an insecure polesmoker. As long as were calling people out.
 
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I would like to first thank everyone that has taken the time to look at my avatar. To be totally honest, they are real and I am 38DDDD/38G. The avatar pic was taken while I was laying on my back giving them a little support with my hands and yes they do hang some, but they are quite perky for there size. They are also not computer enhanced at all.

If you would like a second and third opinion just ask MrsPuddlesFl and TheStromba, they personally had hands on experiences with my puppies.
 
38DoubleDamnGood said:
I would like to first thank everyone that has taken the time to look at my avatar. To be totally honest, they are real and I am 38DDDD/38G. The avatar pic was taken while I was laying on my back giving them a little support with my hands and yes they do hang some, but they are quite perky for there size. They are also not computer enhanced at all.

If you would like a second and third opinion just ask MrsPuddlesFl and TheStromba, they personally had hands on experiences with my puppies.

hey Id like some hands on, mout on, etc on experiance too lol
 
Citruscide said:
They look as though they hang alot.

C

I can't pass the pencil test, but they don't hang alot. For there size they are perfect. They also bounce real nice when I am getting fucked. In fact they make great handles for doggie style....:p
 
I'm an expert on boobies, they are more than beautiful, don't listen to these folks. peace
 
38DoubleDamnGood said:


I can't pass the pencil test, but they don't hang alot. For there size they are perfect. They also bounce real nice when I am getting fucked. In fact they make great handles for doggie style....:p

I love you:heart: :bigkiss:
 
beastboy said:
Don't worry Citrus can't pass the pencil test either.:D

It depends if it is a kiddy pencil or a regular one, I got the kiddy one down. ;)

I suppose I'm not so much ragging on your boobs, hey, they are large and out of control... I'll give you that and alot of guys like enormous, whopping, ass-slamming tah-tahs... not my best flavor... I prefer a perfect ass on a woman, then I'll know that everything else falls into proportion... her stomach, and legs will usually be smoking too.

In my experience, women who focus on their "boobs" as their number one asset, tend to lack in other areas of their body... i.e., stomach, legs, ass...

I guess... I'd just like to see what's under the trunk... nothing nude, but maybe a bikini or something... normally, I wouldn't ask... but from your posts, you claim to be the end-all-be-all... and I just want to see if have the walk to back up the talk. ;)

C
 
grlpwrd said:

That's okay...there are a lot of men out there who love well-endowed women just like how I like my man being well-endowed "down there." :D

I've taken a liking to you since you arrived on the scene based on your posts, but now you are in the exclusive club of ttlpkg's favorite elite babes. :fro:
 
38DoubleDamnGood said:
They also bounce real nice when I am getting fucked. In fact they make great handles for doggie style....:p

Same with you 38, you know I dig you already but now you are SPECIAL. :fro:
 
now both that ass and them tits are just dayum classy lookin

but do they even friggin belong to the same human body?
 
ttlpkg said:


I've taken a liking to you since you arrived on the scene based on your posts, but now you are in the exclusive club of ttlpkg's favorite elite babes. :fro:

ok, so now i'm jealous :mad:

hee hee just kidding :angel:
 
SG -- the voice of reason... the only bastion to my insanity on this entire board.... thank you. :)

C
 
This has turned from questionable to retarded... and fast.

C
 
cant someone post an ass pic without arching/sticking it out like
its a fucking appendage. shit, stand up, take a pic of your ass, if
you have a nice one, it'll look good like that, if you have to contort
it to look good, it ain't shit.
 
Calypso said:
cant someone post an ass pic without arching/sticking it out like
its a fucking appendage. shit, stand up, take a pic of your ass, if
you have a nice one, it'll look good like that, if you have to contort
it to look good, it ain't shit.


THANK YOU FUCKING A THANK YOU!!! I didn't want to come out and say it... but shit... if you squeeze your ass the right way, it can look small and fatless... Stand up straight, don't stick it out... THAT is what your ass looks like...

Damnit... I'm sick of this shit... I'll give praise where praise is due, I'll tell you that much now... but when I smell fucking bullshit, I call it out. Women work their asses off in the gym to have good bodies, and if you are that person, you don't have to post shit like this..

C
 
Citruscide said:



THANK YOU FUCKING A THANK YOU!!! I didn't want to come out and say it... but shit... if you squeeze your ass the right way, it can look small and fatless... Stand up straight, don't stick it out... THAT is what your ass looks like...

Damnit... I'm sick of this shit... I'll give praise where praise is due, I'll tell you that much now... but when I smell fucking bullshit, I call it out. Women work their asses off in the gym to have good bodies, and if you are that person, you don't have to post shit like this..

C

Well since you have the answer to everything, why don't you get your ass over here and take the pic yourself....I don't have anything to hide, besides I am not trying to prove anything, your ass started this thread. :mommakin:
 
38DoubleDamnGood said:


Well since you have the answer to everything, why don't you get your ass over here and take the pic yourself....I don't have anything to hide, besides I am not trying to prove anything, your ass started this thread. :mommakin:


Not trying to prove anything... no... you are correct. I am.

You constantly claim that your boobs are Magnificent... and from the picture, given the angle... sure... they appear that way. Your ass... stuck in the position it is in, looks very nice... but I've seen fat dimply asses, that when bent over, look 'hittable"

We have a little slogan around here... if you are going to talk the talk... walk the walk.. you claim to be everything that you say? Post up... so far, you've done a wonderful David Copperfield impersonation..

C
 
Hey C-diddy why dont you post a pic of whatever you are banging these days...your whining sounds more like a case of latent-homo sour grapes.
 
Finaject2001 said:
Hey C-diddy why dont you post a pic of whatever you are banging these days...your whining sounds more like a case of latent-homo sour grapes.

Bottom Line -- 38 is nasty.

Bottom Line -- You are a Swishy McJackass

Bottom Line -- The girls won't let me take nudy pictures of them :(

C-ditty
 
actually i hooked him up with a super hot 25 year old friend of mine...

they have been with each other twice and i dont have many details buts lets just say that i dont call him "monster dong" for nothing ;)

heck if i was single....woooooo hoooooo
 
Oh Jesus... now people are going to want to see pics of her.

BTW... thanks for that, she is an hour and a half away, but well worth the drive, and after talking to YOU... i know she apprecates it!! :)

C
 
Pink Space Biscuit said:
C is a connoisseur of booty. He has great taste and perception, I don't know about that scary "monster dong" nickname though.


Thank you princess... Yeah, you wouldn't have any experience wit the Monster Dong though... :)

C
 
Citruscide said:
Oh Jesus... now people are going to want to see pics of her.

BTW... thanks for that, she is an hour and a half away, but well worth the drive, and after talking to YOU... i know she apprecates it!! :)

C

DUDE, I would drive 10 hours for that!!!! My god that girl is hot!
 
So basically C, you call a girl out, but when called out to post some pics of these alleged babes that you are banging, you puss out. Why am I not surprised? And why are you even picking on someone who never gave you any real reason to? Is it because you have no balls in real life and get off on taking pot shots on the internet? Is it because your mom is a washed up has been beauty queen and that left you sexually confused? Whatever it is, you are one sorry sad motherfucker.
 
Finaject2001 said:
So basically C, you call a girl out, but when called out to post some pics of these alleged babes that you are banging, you puss out. Why am I not surprised? And why are you even picking on someone who never gave you any real reason to? Is it because you have no balls in real life and get off on taking pot shots on the internet? Is it because your mom is a washed up has been beauty queen and that left you sexually confused? Whatever it is, you are one sorry sad motherfucker.

You don't EVEN know brotha...

Let me explain my exact reasons for calling out Queen of the Sagged.

She claims to have awesome breasts... how she is proportionate... bla bla bla... very hot. So, I ask her to post up... she posts up a thumbnail of her squeezing her ass out.

As for not posting up pics of girls I'm banging? Ok, people watch out as I drop some knowledge on this fools head. Plain and simple... Women don't dig that shit. As much as Italk about women being whores... they don't like some guy who they just met and fucked to say "Honey, would you mind if you took some nude pics of yourself, e-mail them to me so I can prove to some backwoods dickclowns on the internet that I get pussy from hot chicks?" --- IMHO... not the best route for me to keep GETTING the pussy from Kronkette's FINE ASS friend.

Thirdly... it's not about the chicks I'm banging... I never claimed to be banging hot ass babies... (although Kronkette felt the need to tell everyone -- love ya babe) ... but 38DoubleDanglyGlobknockers felt the need to post about how SHE was the bomb... I called out her avatar... and I've gotten the run around ever since. My pics are in my gallery... people here have seen my EX-Fiance... she recieved many compliments... but she's a bitch... so we'll leave her out of this.

Finaject, your statements make no sense... they have no correlation to the above mentioned post or thread... no where in your innane ramblings and misstatements have you even begun to utter a coherant thought .... the people of Elitefitness are dumber for having listened to you speak today... you are awarded NO points... and may God Have Mercy on your Soul...

C-ditty
 
Citruscide said:


You don't EVEN know brotha...

Let me explain my exact reasons for calling out Queen of the Sagged.

She claims to have awesome breasts... how she is proportionate... bla bla bla... very hot. So, I ask her to post up... she posts up a thumbnail of her squeezing her ass out.

As for not posting up pics of girls I'm banging? Ok, people watch out as I drop some knowledge on this fools head. Plain and simple... Women don't dig that shit. As much as Italk about women being whores... they don't like some guy who they just met and fucked to say "Honey, would you mind if you took some nude pics of yourself, e-mail them to me so I can prove to some backwoods dickclowns on the internet that I get pussy from hot chicks?" --- IMHO... not the best route for me to keep GETTING the pussy from Kronkette's FINE ASS friend.

Thirdly... it's not about the chicks I'm banging... I never claimed to be banging hot ass babies... (although Kronkette felt the need to tell everyone -- love ya babe) ... but 38DoubleDanglyGlobknockers felt the need to post about how SHE was the bomb... I called out her avatar... and I've gotten the run around ever since. My pics are in my gallery... people here have seen my EX-Fiance... she recieved many compliments... but she's a bitch... so we'll leave her out of this.

Finaject, your statements make no sense... they have no correlation to the above mentioned post or thread... no where in your innane ramblings and misstatements have you even begun to utter a coherant thought .... the people of Elitefitness are dumber for having listened to you speak today... you are awarded NO points... and may God Have Mercy on your Soul...

C-ditty

OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
well i guess the font thing didn't work right.. but you get the idea.
 
Hmmm...nice confused rambling response C, but you are skirting the issue. You called out 38DD, fine. Then I called you out to see what kind of ass you are getting, and you puss out. I dont need five paragraphs to make my point. You have no basis in reality for calling any girl nasty. You talk a lot of shit, but when its walkin time, your true pussy self cant take a single step.
 
finaject2001 , you are a flaming asswhipe with an extra x chromosome. your mom said take out the garbage and you said mom i can't i am jacking off to boys life magazine. she peaked in your room later and founf out you were lying and it was ranger rick that you spooged on. your family had to cancel your subscription to hi-lites magazine because you would get an erection walking to the mailbox to get it as you were thinking about the cartoon girls in the connect the dots section. now why would citrus I might be bicurious cide post pic if his girl did not want him to. I am sure Kel would not appreciate it as she is a classy girl even though she strips after law school at night. i would think no one would want strangers seeing them naked that , that part was only for their lovers. now go put on your rubber pants as i am sure tonight after mommy puts to much butter on you pop secret popcorn you will shit yourself.
 
Finaject2001 said:
Hmmm...nice confused rambling response C, but you are skirting the issue. You called out 38DD, fine. Then I called you out to see what kind of ass you are getting, and you puss out. I dont need five paragraphs to make my point. You have no basis in reality for calling any girl nasty. You talk a lot of shit, but when its walkin time, your true pussy self cant take a single step.

Rambling response?? HAHA... you are too mentally deficient to realize you've been OWNED. Let me spell it out for you ya mind tyrant...

She thinks she's the bomb... I think she's nasty. Basis formed.

True Pussy Self... I see I'm dealing with a mirrage of human intelligence here. You want pics of chicky-poo's I've fucked ... FINE... I'll post some up, bitchass.

Now... as for your whiney, pimple-dicked, clam-faced, club-footed, mentally smothering, shitbrick sack of monkey flesh ass.... If you like 38 so much... GREAT! Just remember to bring the forceps to part her flabby ass as Moses parted the Red Sea, then you can get your rocks off from your micro-penis... your cumshot might get lost in a dimple... but hey... ;)

Oh yeah... you're a bitch.

C
 
nye38.jpg

Since I'm not with her anymore... here is one...

For Finaject2001... ya bitch...
 
finaject2001 since you sent me that nasty pm for exposing you i am now going to list 5 things you once told me not to tell :\

1. you said when you had sex with your mom it was only to learn how to use a condom.

2. that was not a fudgsicle your dad put in your mouth while you were little it was his dick

3. doing anal once with a guy does not mean you were just experimenting when you were young, at the very least it means you are bi-curious

4. what did it mean when you said shaving your dogs asshole would make something easier on him?

5. jerking off to the africans in national geographic doe snot count as reading educational literature as you neighbor told you after he watched
 
drum.jpg

Picture of Finaject2001 at his high school dance...

C
 
Damn fucker, good job. You're actually not bad looking. You always looked alot uglier in your goofy imitation pics lol.
 
Damn fucker, good job. You're actually not bad looking. You always looked alot uglier in your goofy imitation pics lol. Im still prettier though.
 
SaraonCell.jpg

Same girl as just above on cell phone for her varifacation purposes...

C
 
Citruscide said:
Just remember to bring the forceps to part her flabby ass as Moses parted the Red Sea, then you can get your rocks off from your micro-penis... your cumshot might get lost in a dimple


tee hee
 
lizzi_1_.jpg

yet another... I expect the OWNED posts to start anytime...


C
 
Atlanta.jpg

Another... for those of you who like sistas...

C
 
ok, I'm going to geocites now and getting a link up for you non plats!!

C
 
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Calypso said:


looks like she's got buck teeth and a ski slope nose. is she a hoe?

HAHA!! I love you because you like my humor.. She was money hungry... about me being a lawyer... that didn't pan out too well for her, eh?? :)

C
 
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No offense, C...but if they spent more time cultivating their relationship with you rather than how much makeup they put on I bet you wouldn't be such a "hater." ;) They look very high maintenance to me... and yes they look like gold diggers.

Now don't rag on me for saying so :) ..but I can see why you feel the way you do.
 
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grlpwrd said:
No offense, C...but if they spent more time cultivating their relationship with you rather than how much makeup they put on I bet you wouldn't be such a "hater." ;) They look very high maintenance to me... and yes they look like gold diggers.

No offense, G...

But you can wear makeup, hot clothes, take care of yourself and not be a gold digger....

I know I always think oh you want to take my picture, let me go throw on sweats and wash off my makeup.

I'm sure he wants a woman that doesn't try to look for him.
 
For all you non-plats...

http://www.geocities.com/citruspump/Photos.html

and G -- for you of all people to make assumptions about people based on looks... I'm pretty stunned right now...I would have never thought you to be a person to do such a thing... Only one of these girls was concerned about finacnes, she cared for the future of her 10 year old son and didn't want to date someone with zero income... I don't blame her.

The rest were very cool and digable chicks... things just didn't workout for other reasons...

G ... I dub you the hypocrite of EF from here on out.

C
 
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Pink Space Biscuit said:


No offense, G...

But you can wear makeup, hot clothes, take care of yourself and not be a gold digger....

I know I always think oh you want to take my picture, let me go throw on sweats and wash off my makeup.

I'm sure he wants a woman that doesn't try to look for him.


Well, it's common knowledge that C. has been having relationship trouble which I think is a reflection of the type of women in his life. Nothing is wrong with looking good and being sexy, but when it's to trap a man then there's some dysfunction there. If you're going to look damn good at least be damn good to your man, too. :)

I'm entitled to have an opinion, right? :D
 
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grlpwrd said:



Well, it's common knowledge that C. has been having relationship trouble which I think is a reflection of the type of women in his life. Nothing is wrong with looking good and being sexy, but when it's to trap a man then there's some dysfunction there. If you're going to look damn good at least be damn good to your man, too. :)

I'm entitled to have an opinion, right? :D

First of all, you judgemental cuntbag, you don't know anything about me. You don't know the type of women I go out with on a regular basis, only the ones I talk about.

Secondly, where in the fuck do you get off telling me shit? You are going to lecture me now? Piss off you fucking stain. NEVER tel me what is wrong with my habits or tastes...

You are entitled to your opinion, yes... and so am I... Go to hell.

C
 
grlpwrd said:


:confused: And it's okay for you to rag on women with big boobs?

Yes, I do have opinions about looks because if a woman spends more time and energy on her looks rather than on her relationship then it's bound to spell trouble.

JMO, you know.

Maybe these women just LOOK GOOD... maybe, for you too look as similiar... you MUST take that much time... fucking idiot.

And I don't make fun of women with big boobs...I call out women who say they are God's gift to women and then post up bullshit pics with their fat all spread out... it's ok, if you are a BBW... JUST ACCEPT IT... hypoctires!

C
 
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grlpwrd said:



Well, it's common knowledge that C. has been having relationship trouble which I think is a reflection of the type of women in his life. Nothing is wrong with looking good and being sexy, but when it's to trap a man then there's some dysfunction there. If you're going to look damn good at least be damn good to your man, too. :)

I'm entitled to have an opinion, right? :D

I think there would be more trouble if she didn't want to look hot for him. None of them are overdone with huge amounts of makeup.

Most women don't wear makeup to trap men, they do it because they care about themselves and WANT to look good for themselves.

Plus there was nothing said that these women were bad to him. He's had bad luck, but it has NOTHING to do with makeup.
 
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