3 Things

[alien amp pharm]

1. Why does a typical human consume so much food? I mean couldn't God have made it so that we eat like once a day or once a week perhaps?

2. How come weeds and ugly plants grow freakin' everywhere, but yet I cannot get my $15 flowers which are watered daily, planted in top soil w/potting soil & fertilizer to live past a week?!

3. How come food and water spoils in a matter of hours typically, while fungus and mold flourishes and is at it's best as time goes by?

Why oh why!?

Let's hear yours.

 

[stilleto]

2. How come weeds and ugly plants grow freakin' everywhere, but yet I cannot get my $15 flowers which are watered daily, planted in top soil w/potting soil & fertilizer to live past a week?!
.

its like getting pregnant. when you want it to happen, you have to plan it to just the right hour, wear loose pants, the woman has to stand on her head for hours afterwards, and think happy thoughts.

but when have a one night stand with a drunken whore... it happens.



well, not to me, but still.

 

[stilleto]

also, you suck.

 

[Ilk]

its like getting pregnant. when you want it to happen, you have to plan it to just the right hour, wear loose pants, the woman has to stand on her head for hours afterwards, and think happy thoughts.

but when have a one night stand with a drunken whore... it happens.



well, not to me, but still.

LOL stilleto! So true.....


And when you're desperate for a bus or taxi... they're NOWHERE IN SIGHT!!! I hate that, But when you're not looking for one... they're friggin everywhere...


And big people should not wear TIGHT clothes... Just sayin'

 

[reno240]

LOL stilleto! So true.....


And when you're desperate for a bus or taxi... they're NOWHERE IN SIGHT!!! I hate that, But when you're not looking for one... they're friggin everywhere...


And big people should not wear TIGHT clothes... Just sayin'

FUCK - really? Now I have to go shopping - thanks. Next you'll tell me that large hairy guys shouldn't wear speedo swim suits.

 

[alien amp pharm]

also, you suck.

I suck at sucking

 

[jestro]

2 flowers which are watered daily

You drowned them.

 

[alien amp pharm]

You drowned them.

I'll drown YOU!

 

[Ilk]

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FUCK - really? Now I have to go shopping - thanks. Next you'll tell me that large hairy guys shouldn't wear speedo swim suits.

I meant women...

I hate seeing big ladies with little tops on, Tight leggings with the fat falling out...

Eww.... Dress well for your size, thats all I'm sayin'....

Each to their own... But If you wanna wear speedos with a hairy chest and a big ass beer belly..... be my guest.....

You better go shopping now.....

 

[stilleto]

I suck at sucking

i know. perk told me.

the plant thing is especially annoying to me at the moment.

stupid weeds. can't get em to grow right when you want them to.

 

[vixensghost]

Things that make me go hmmmm:

1)Why do they have braille key pads at drive up windows @ banks?
2)Why do my ten year old daugther's clothes cost the same as mine?
3)Why do I always get behind the people in LINE @ GROCERY who want to argue over 50 cents on sale items?

 

[blueta2]

Things that make me go hmmmm:

1)Why do they have braille key pads at drive up windows @ banks?
2)Why do my ten year old daugther's clothes cost the same as mine?
3)Why do I always get behind the people in LINE @ GROCERY who want to argue over 50 cents on sale items?
4) and why can't all shoes be free for women?

I like # 4

 

[the_clockwork]

the eating is a cultural thing. When i was in india the portions I got there compared to here was not even half the size. Hence why they don't have as many fat fucks

 

[vixensghost]

I like # 4

Yeah, what she said!

 

[alien amp pharm]

I like # 4

You can have my shoe for free

after I stick my foot up your ass

 

[alien amp pharm]

Things that make me go hmmmm:

1)Why do they have braille key pads at drive up windows @ banks?
2)Why do my ten year old daugther's clothes cost the same as mine?
3)Why do I always get behind the people in LINE @ GROCERY who want to argue over 50 cents on sale items?

1. So the driver can let the blind person out to do his/her own banking.
2. Because they know you women will pay it in order to have your kid look better to other parents.
3. Because they want to blow their money on something foolish instead of food

 

[Ilk]

the eating is a cultural thing. When i was in india the portions I got there compared to here was not even half the size. Hence why they don't have as many fat fucks

Same in London...

The plate size in the US is HUGE!!!

London plate size, Is well, alot smaller....

And Spain....

 

[gotmilk]

I have no weeds on my property. Are you sure you have weeds and not redneck flowers?

 

[jerkbox]

How come people are such whiners?

flower boy

 

[alien amp pharm]

Here's before/after pics of an area of my house

Before

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After

 

[alien amp pharm]

Still a lot to be done.

but the flowers are pretty, right!?

 

[vixensghost]

I have no weeds on my property. Are you sure you have weeds and not redneck flowers?

lol@redneck flowers. Dandelions?...Or... Wildflowers?

 

[rubberneck]

Still a lot to be done.

but the flowers are pretty, right!?

looking good!!!

 

[alien amp pharm]

looking good!!!

I know I am, but what about the landscaping?

 

[stilleto]

Here's before/after pics of an area of my house

Before

.

After

nice!


you did a great job for a guy with your handicap.

 

[rubberneck]

I know I am, but what about the landscaping?

 

[vixensghost]

I love the pictures....Nice JOB!

Glad to see you have "pricks" (cactus)in your garden as a tribute to yourself.

;-)

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol @ you funny women

 

[jestro]

Dude, nice water feature! Those thangs is cool. With the slope you could make a nice little waterfall.

 

[ceo]

Here's before/after pics of an area of my house

Before

.

After

nice work broly!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Nice flowers fag

 

[alien amp pharm]

Thanks guys and gals.

I've since redid the stone around the pond and also planted plants around it.

As you can see this house was a disaster when I bought it, but that is what i enjoy....fixing it up to my liking (plus the no mortgage thing is a huge plus).

Ya'll are making me want to post up my pergola pics now, although I am wanting to wait until it's 100% finished.

 

[jestro]

You're lucky you found a beat up house to buy. Around me, developers snap up all the depressed property before it hits market. Dirty bastards.

 

[alien amp pharm]

You're lucky you found a beat up house to buy. Around me, developers snap up all the depressed property before it hits market. Dirty bastards.

This area is one of the fastest growing areas in the region.
The same thing is happening here.

One beat down house downtown listed and when I called the day after it had already been sold.

I'd love to find another one to flip. Damn land developers!

 

[TC2]

1. Why does a typical human consume so much food? I mean couldn't God have made it so that we eat like once a day or once a week perhaps?

2. How come weeds and ugly plants grow freakin' everywhere, but yet I cannot get my $15 flowers which are watered daily, planted in top soil w/potting soil & fertilizer to live past a week?!

3. How come food and water spoils in a matter of hours typically, while fungus and mold flourishes and is at it's best as time goes by?

Why oh why!?

Let's hear yours.

You know how I know you're gay?????????









Because of number 2.

 

[javaguru]

its like getting pregnant. when you want it to happen, you have to plan it to just the right hour, wear loose pants, the woman has to stand on her head for hours afterwards, and think happy thoughts.

but when have a one night stand with a drunken whore... it happens.



well, not to me, but still.

I told you not to bring up our one night stand on the public board...I'm offended.

 

[javaguru]

Nice flowers fag

That's pretty geigh.....