3 reasons why I hate ESPN

[KillahBee]

1) They do more self promoting than Don King. I don't even know what this "25" crap is all about but they can't go 1 minute without talking about it or running an ad about it. OVERKILL.

2) Stuart Scott. How about this idea, you Mr. Potato Head looking mother fucker - go an entire show without reinforcing any negative stereotypes about African-Americans. That would be wierd, wouldn't it? And find a few new phrases assdick.

3) Peter Gammons. This guy has his head so far up Theo Epstein's ass, I am surprised he can still see through his glasses (and the cataracts). The whole fucking station is pro-Red Sox. Every time I turn on Sunday night baseball the Sox are on.

 

[onerepmaximum]

I thought it was gonna be

1) you're fat
2) you're skinny
3) you're fat and skinny

 

[from zero]

Dude, Stuart Scott rules. Boo yeah!

 

[hamstershaver]

he could go all the way

touchdown

 

[KillahBee]

he could go all the way

touchdown

Racist

 

[NJjuice22]

Stuart Scott makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcom X.

 

[PatsFan34]

The whole fucking station is pro-Red Sox. Every time I turn on Sunday night baseball the Sox are on.

That's right BITCH!!!

 

[Razorguns]

860-585-2000. tell 'em how you feel. i used to work there for 4 years.

 

[tiger88]

i miss charlie stiener

jew could drop the fucking hammer on the boxing and sunday show


also bob lee is getting kinda fat and soft looking

 

[resonator]

4.) Poker is not a fucking sport

 

[jackangel]

sorry, no one can make bryant gumble look like malcolm x.

 

[slickdadd]

I agree with most of those points. Especially number 1. They are the most self indulgent, egotistical station I've ever seen. Unless you work there, nobody gives a fuck about 25 years. No one with a life anyway.

I hate Stuart Scott too. He really dumbs down the show. Very stupid.

And yeah seriously, what in the hell is up with all the poker?!?!?! No joke, I turn on ESPN 4 times, at least 2 of them will be poker. What in the hell caused this? This should be on once a month MAYBE at like 4 in the morning. Now it's on primetime, early and often.

 

[coverguy]

Unfortunately there are NO viable alternatives for sports entertainment. And, there is no arguing that.

 

[SoreArms]

ESPN always pissed me off 'cause they always underate the Dodgers and never showed much on their game highlights. No matter how exciting the game was, they would always just show the last out "and Goggles Paisano (Eric Gagne) gets the last out and another save" and I'd be like WTF! What about all the plays, hits, homers, etc.... Then a game like the cubs or Red Sox would have every single little fucking highlight play of the game.

I miss Sportcenter though. I need my DTV back!

 

[KillahBee]

ESPN always pissed me off 'cause they always underate the Dodgers and never showed much on their game highlights. No matter how exciting the game was, they would always just show the last out "and Goggles Paisano (Eric Gagne) gets the last out and another save" and I'd be like WTF! What about all the plays, hits, homers, etc.... Then a game like the cubs or Red Sox would have every single little fucking highlight play of the game.

I miss Sportcenter though. I need my DTV back!

Ma'am - there are no hits or homers in Dodgers games. I'll sum up every Dodger win for ya real quick: 2-1. It's like fucking soccer and your boy Gagne is Mia Hamm.

 

[bulldog3434]

boom diggity
its as cool as the other side of the pillow

 

[BileStew]

The whole fucking station is pro-Red Sox. Every time I turn on Sunday night baseball the Sox are on.

That's fine, they can show them 24-7 for all I care.

Bottom line is, they're still in second place.

 

[SoreArms]

Ma'am - there are no hits or homers in Dodgers games. I'll sum up every Dodger win for ya real quick: 2-1. It's like fucking soccer and your boy Gagne is Mia Hamm.

See what I mean, if Sportscenter showed more Dodgers highlights (or if you read once in a while), you would know that this years Dodgers offense is one of the tops in the NL, not to mention their incredible defense. Beltre is tops of MLB in homers, Finley is tearing it up, Green is getting back to his old self. Most Dodger runs have come from Homeruns this year, and they are averaging just below the Cardinals in runs per game, you sports illiterate fuck.

So suck my cak!

 

[fyxgel2]

I hate ESPN because it is everyones 'favorite channel'. And it takes up 1 of the 2 TVs that are at my gym (the other TV shows CNN )

 

[FreeballinDC]

Stuart Scott makes Bryant Gumble look like Malcom X.

No, Wayne Brady makes Bryant look like Malcolm X.

Stuart Scott makes Fonz look like somebody with normal vision.

 

[KillahBee]

No, Wayne Brady makes Bryant look like Malcolm X.

Stuart Scott makes Fonz look like somebody with normal vision.

BWAHAHAHAHAH! Fonz pwned! LMAO!

I remembered another reason why I hate ESPN: when there is a milestone or reacord that someone is about to break, they start counting down 3 years in advance and mention it EVERY SINGLE HOUR.

 

[hamstershaver]

killahbee -- contender - pretender??

pretender

 

[vansmack2000]

Back back back back back gone..

fucking jackass. I dont watch ANYTHING with that fat fuck