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These three guys die in a car wreck, and they all go to Hell. When they
arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was.
The first guy says "It's gotta be the booze, I'm always drunk " The
Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing but
shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of. The guy's thinking,
"Yeah! Look at all this alcohol!" and runs into the room.
The second guy says, "It's the women I could never stay faithful to my
wife." The devil opens the second door and nothing but the
finest-looking naked women that you have ever seen And, he would be the
only guy in there for 100 years. He couldn't believe it. He goes in
and the Devil shuts the door.
The third man said "It's gotta be the weed, I'm always tokin' up" The
Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot tall,
icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death weed.
The stoner can't believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian style
with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him
One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on
the three men. He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out.
He's got an empty bottle in one hand, he's completely naked, hasn't
shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke. "I'll never
drink again!", he says. The devil tells him that at least he learned
something and decides to give him a second shot at life.
The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out
even faster than when he went in "I'm gay!" he screams. The devil
decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife and gives him
another chance as well.
The devil then comes to the third door, He opens it and nothing has
changed. The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was
100 years ago. The devil asks him if he learned anything. The stoner
turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek... "You got a light, Man."
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arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was.
The first guy says "It's gotta be the booze, I'm always drunk " The
Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing but
shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of. The guy's thinking,
"Yeah! Look at all this alcohol!" and runs into the room.
The second guy says, "It's the women I could never stay faithful to my
wife." The devil opens the second door and nothing but the
finest-looking naked women that you have ever seen And, he would be the
only guy in there for 100 years. He couldn't believe it. He goes in
and the Devil shuts the door.
The third man said "It's gotta be the weed, I'm always tokin' up" The
Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot tall,
icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death weed.
The stoner can't believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian style
with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him
One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on
the three men. He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out.
He's got an empty bottle in one hand, he's completely naked, hasn't
shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke. "I'll never
drink again!", he says. The devil tells him that at least he learned
something and decides to give him a second shot at life.
The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out
even faster than when he went in "I'm gay!" he screams. The devil
decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife and gives him
another chance as well.
The devil then comes to the third door, He opens it and nothing has
changed. The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was
100 years ago. The devil asks him if he learned anything. The stoner
turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek... "You got a light, Man."
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