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** 27 Reasons to hate Canada **

I thought for sure this was going to be a roll call of all the Canadian posters on Elite, but that site is just as good.

:lmao:
 
For Dawg;)

c) Doughnuts - There are more doughnut shops in Canada than there are HOUSES in the US. When I was in Windsor, they literally had two Tim Hortons on opposite sides of the road, facing each other. Yeah, I guess their patrons can't run fast enough to cross the street on foot without fainting or having heart palpitations and their gas prices and weak dollar put restrictions on such a long trip in a car.
 
Tim hortons beats second cup any day old man!
JerseyArt said:
For Dawg;)

c) Doughnuts - There are more doughnut shops in Canada than there are HOUSES in the US. When I was in Windsor, they literally had two Tim Hortons on opposite sides of the road, facing each other. Yeah, I guess their patrons can't run fast enough to cross the street on foot without fainting or having heart palpitations and their gas prices and weak dollar put restrictions on such a long trip in a car.
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JerseyArt said:
For Dawg;)

c) Doughnuts - There are more doughnut shops in Canada than there are HOUSES in the US. When I was in Windsor, they literally had two Tim Hortons on opposite sides of the road, facing each other. Yeah, I guess their patrons can't run fast enough to cross the street on foot without fainting or having heart palpitations and their gas prices and weak dollar put restrictions on such a long trip in a car.
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Holy shit, take out Windsor and put in Winnipeg and thats me while bulking ;) ;)
 
it makes me a proud canadian
 
typical one sided biased tripe... but definitly some truth

he keeps ranting about how stupid hockey is and how no more than 7 people in all of the US actually watch or care about it... well that begs the question as to where these teams are receiving the revenue to pay out many many millions in salaries? obviously there is some demand...

regardless, there are definitly truths. We produced Avril and Sum 41... but its not like the US doesnt produce sellout crap music either... and you CANNOT insult the Tragically Hip. I dont care if its not your type of music, those guys are amazing musicians and certainly part of canadian musical culture.... and put on one hell of a live concert
 
BAhahah!! Those 3 pics of Celine Dion are smokin by the way.. :lmao:

My favourite part: "We do NOT say 'ABOOT!'" I'd like to apologize on behalf of all Americans for us starting the incorrect rumor that you pronounce 'about' as 'aboot.' Your pronunciation is much closer to "A BOAT" and I'm very sorry that we've gotten it wrong all these years. "

THANK YOU!! GRR! :smash: :D
 
that dude layed the smackdown.....lol


i'm gonna have to bookmark that page for future reference, the best is the thing about burning down the whitehouse....i pointed out these facts on a thread once, and noone had any replies for me....hmmmmmm
 
Sad thing is you Americans are the ones who pay to keep Celion Dion in Vegas. Not one person I know in Canada has seen her or would pay to see her.

Actually, keep it up, we don't want her back ;)
 
Best thread ever
 
27 Reasons to LOVE Canada:

1) Razorguns is not here.
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25) Razorguns is not here.
26) Razorguns is not here.
27) Razorguns is not here.

:)
 
Seashell said:
BAhahah!! Those 3 pics of Celine Dion are smokin by the way.. :lmao:

My favourite part: "We do NOT say 'ABOOT!'" I'd like to apologize on behalf of all Americans for us starting the incorrect rumor that you pronounce 'about' as 'aboot.' Your pronunciation is much closer to "A BOAT" and I'm very sorry that we've gotten it wrong all these years. "

THANK YOU!! GRR! :smash: :D
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They DO say that. I talk to Canadians all the time on the phone at work. It's definitely not all of them but there are some. At the end of every sentence they somehow accentuate it. Their voice always goes up an octave at the end. It's hilarious.
 
wutangnomo said:
27 Reasons to LOVE Canada:

1) Razorguns is not here.
2) Razorguns is not here.
3) Razorguns is not here.
4) Razorguns is not here.
5) Razorguns is not here.
6) Razorguns is not here.
7) Razorguns is not here.
8) Razorguns is not here.
9) Razorguns is not here.
10) Razorguns is not here.
11) Razorguns is not here.
12) Razorguns is not here.
13) Razorguns is not here.
14) Razorguns is not here.
15) Razorguns is not here.
16) Razorguns is not here.
17) Razorguns is not here.
18) Razorguns is not here.
19) Razorguns is not here.
20) Razorguns is not here.
21) Razorguns is not here.
22) Razorguns is not here.
23) Razorguns is not here.
24) Razorguns is not here.
25) Razorguns is not here.
26) Razorguns is not here.
27) Razorguns is not here.

:)
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Come here.

A bit closer.

Little bit closer.

Good.

*SLAP*!
 
"Americans don't even speak real English. You can't even spell metre and colour and neighbour correctly." The total number of people who speak English worldwide is 508million. 280.6million of those are from the US. That's more than half. WE have the majority of English speaking people in the world, so YOU all need to learn to spell METER and COLOR and NEIGHBOR the way the majority of English speakers do.

hehe
 
sigweed said:
regardless, there are definitly truths. We produced Avril and Sum 41... but its not like the US doesnt produce sellout crap music either... and you CANNOT insult the Tragically Hip. I dont care if its not your type of music, those guys are amazing musicians and certainly part of canadian musical culture.... and put on one hell of a live concert
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Everyone knows Celine, Avril, Shania etc.... what's the deal with David Usher? I saw him perform for free and the place was PACKED with women having orgasms just by looking at him. Not my type of music but still I'd never heard of him.
Must be a Canadian thing.
 
Island Son said:
Everyone knows Celine, Avril, Shania etc.... what's the deal with David Usher? I saw him perform for free and the place was PACKED with women having orgasms just by looking at him. Not my type of music but still I'd never heard of him.
Must be a Canadian thing.
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I liked him alot better when he was fronting Moist.
 
Celine Dion is in the US
Elisha Cuthbert in Canada

Enough said
 
"We do NOT say 'ABOOT!'" I'd like to apologize on behalf of all Americans for us starting the incorrect rumor that you pronounce 'about' as 'aboot.' Your pronunciation is much closer to "A BOAT" and I'm very sorry that we've gotten it wrong all these years.


hahahaha, classic
 
Our Lady Peace are canadian. there Naveed album was great. Wayne Gretzkty,Steve Yzerman, Mario Lemieux you name it. great canadians.
 
CanadianCutie said:
Isisnt that Alaska
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you obviously didnt scroll down the entire page, how canadian of you.


"Yes, indeed! Canadians love animals and nature so much that the Canadian Government PAYS to have over three hundred thousand baby harp seals clubbed and skinned alive per year. When the seal hunters slaughtered 30,000 seals over their quota, did the Canadian Government punish them? No Way! They just raised the quota. Canadian Government ice breakers even help seal hunting vessels get through the ice to where the seal herds are, free of charge. That's the Canadian way though: always there to lend a helping hand. In December, 2003, National Resources Minister John Efford attended his first cabinet meeting flaunting a thigh length seal coat, boasting how the seals were hunted in Newfoundland, adding, "I think it's a great industry in Newfoundland. I've promoted it for years and years." This follows the pattern he's stuck to since the 1990's. In 1998 he said, "I would like to see the six million seals, or whatever number is out there, killed and sold, or destroyed or burned. I do not care what happens to them. The more they kill, the better I will love it." It's great that Canada has put such a concerned environmentalist and conservationist in charge of natural resources nationally. "
 
I was being silly.. sorry :worried:

NJjuice22 said:
you obviously didnt scroll down the entire page, how canadian of you.


"Yes, indeed! Canadians love animals and nature so much that the Canadian Government PAYS to have over three hundred thousand baby harp seals clubbed and skinned alive per year. When the seal hunters slaughtered 30,000 seals over their quota, did the Canadian Government punish them? No Way! They just raised the quota. Canadian Government ice breakers even help seal hunting vessels get through the ice to where the seal herds are, free of charge. That's the Canadian way though: always there to lend a helping hand. In December, 2003, National Resources Minister John Efford attended his first cabinet meeting flaunting a thigh length seal coat, boasting how the seals were hunted in Newfoundland, adding, "I think it's a great industry in Newfoundland. I've promoted it for years and years." This follows the pattern he's stuck to since the 1990's. In 1998 he said, "I would like to see the six million seals, or whatever number is out there, killed and sold, or destroyed or burned. I do not care what happens to them. The more they kill, the better I will love it." It's great that Canada has put such a concerned environmentalist and conservationist in charge of natural resources nationally. "
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NJjuice22 said:
so was I...im joking....other than elitefitness, Canada and Canadians have zero impact on my life.
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And so they should...just like Americans has a very minimal impact on my life. In five more years, there will be no impact. :)

In ten years, who knows. We might be the same.
 
EnderJE said:
In ten years, who knows. We might be the same.
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You mean it will take 10 years for Bush to find out where Canada is ?
 
EnderJE said:
And so they should...just like Americans has a very minimal impact on my life. In five more years, there will be no impact. :)

In ten years, who knows. We might be the same.
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FUCK THAT.
 
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