2 jokes

[thread grader]

A woman gives birth to three daughters. She names them Rose, Daisy, and Cinderblock. One day, Rose asks her mother "Mommy, why is my name Rose?" and her mother replied "Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head." The next day, Daisy said to her mother "Mom, why is my name Daisy?" and her mother replied "Because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head. The day after that, Cinderblock said to her mother

"HURAGHUUUGGGHHHHAAAA!"



hehe..

2 atoms walk into a bar. they get totally smashed. when they leave, one says to the other "I think I dropped an electron"
"are you sure?"

"I'm positive"

oh!

 

[Dry Muscle]

The second one was cute.

 

[starfish]

2 atoms walk into a bar. they get totally smashed. when they leave, one says to the other "I think I dropped an electron"
"are you sure?"

"I'm positive"

oh!

ROFL!

 

[Sanel27]

lol, both were pretty good

 

[SheDragon]

10 Husbands


TEN HUSBANDS

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services;
he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services;
he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing;
even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer;
he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration;
he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing;
although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist;
all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist;
all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector;
all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!

"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

 

[tiger88]

Lmao! Thread Garder For Mod

 

[thread grader]

Lmao! Thread Garder For Mod

bump tot his hot shit!

 

[thread grader]

what did the policeman say to his belly?

you're under a vest!

 

[Dry Muscle]

what did the policeman say to his belly?

you're under a vest!

Jokes I can tell my nine year old! That's saying something coming from this place.

 

[Lestat]

good jokes bro