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1st cycle SIDES ! Help !

chyllaxyn

chyllaxyn

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I just completed my first cycle and I have some unexpected sides I may need some help with.

First of all my shirts are all way too small now, they’re especially tight in the chest and arms.
What’s up with that? Will I need to buy new ones? Damn.
Also I can’t seem to keep them on, in the park, at the gym, ..in da club. But it was kind funny the other night when that bouncer all meek and timid with his head down asked me to please put my shirt back on. Especially since I was about 6 inches shorter but had 6 more inches of chest than him, poor bastard, I felt sorry for the little guy.

An even more dangerous side effect to be aware of if you are thinking about steriods.
I used to go out with 5s and 6s but now I’m waking up with 9s and 10s , sometimes 2 at a time. (yea , I do have pics)
I fear I’m over my head here. And what’s with all these strippers all of a sudden?
Will this lead to matrimony? Holy crap what do I do? I do think I’m a moron though, they get more than one right ?

To top it off, now I have 7 years of bad luck now.
I was trying to hang a 3rd mirror in the kitchen when it fell and broke. ugh!
I can’t stay away from them, they’re like crack. I bought one for every room and now I hit three poses just going to the bathroom. What to do?


Finally,
the other day I was at this swanky piano bar at the airport. And no one was at the piano so I thought, what the hell.
So I went over, and son-of-a bitch ! Now I can’t play the piano for shit , not a note.
No, I couldn’t play before, but now I look damn good sitting there , , with no shirt on.


;) ;) ;)


/seriously
I just came of my first cycle, 400mg Omna/E5D.
Only gained 15lb but I also lost 2in in the waist, the 2 inches went to my arms. And added a clean 4 inches in my chest. Feeling great , Photos 2 follow.

Thanks Elite !
and
MAX KUDOS to RADAR !! Thanks for your advice , your guidance, and your encouragement !!
Best work out partner I ever had and we’ve never even met.



…PUMP
 
I love tellin small guys like you to put yuor shirts on in the club. lol . I love tossin guys around even more. haha
good to see the cycle worked out great for you... try to keep your shirt on more often tho, lol at the piano bar story.
 
sweed said:
I love tellin small guys like you to put yuor shirts on in the club.
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Ha ha.. there was this 6'5" 280lb guy that was all juiced up. He used to come into the club I worked at and take his shirt off. None of the guys I worked with would do anything about it. I went over, let him know it was time to put a shirt on, he laughed. I went to grab his arm and my hand slid right off due to all the sweat! OH SHIT. He was all smiles til I kicked him in the side of the knee and he went to the floor where I put some pressure points on him. The funny part is that I get along great with the guy now. The best part is that bastard still takes his shirt off. I can't help but to laugh about it!
Yeah.. the piano story killed me too. AAS has a similar effect to staying at a Holiday Inn Express the night before.. LOL
I feel like Sean Connery when I'm ripped and on!
 
slat1 said:
Ha ha.. there was this 6'5" 280lb guy that was all juiced up. He used to come into the club I worked at and take his shirt off. None of the guys I worked with would do anything about it. I went over, let him know it was time to put a shirt on, he laughed. I went to grab his arm and my hand slid right off due to all the sweat! OH SHIT. He was all smiles til I kicked him in the side of the knee and he went to the floor where I put some pressure points on him. The funny part is that I get along great with the guy now. The best part is that bastard still takes his shirt off. I can't help but to laugh about it!
Yeah.. the piano story killed me too. AAS has a similar effect to staying at a Holiday Inn Express the night before.. LOL
I feel like Sean Connery when I'm ripped and on!
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no need to fuck up his knee.. shit.
 
chyllaxyn said:
I just completed my first cycle and I have some unexpected sides I may need some help with.

First of all my shirts are all way too small now, they’re especially tight in the chest and arms.
What’s up with that? Will I need to buy new ones? Damn.
Also I can’t seem to keep them on, in the park, at the gym, ..in da club. But it was kind funny the other night when that bouncer all meek and timid with his head down asked me to please put my shirt back on. Especially since I was about 6 inches shorter but had 6 more inches of chest than him, poor bastard, I felt sorry for the little guy.

An even more dangerous side effect to be aware of if you are thinking about steriods.
I used to go out with 5s and 6s but now I’m waking up with 9s and 10s , sometimes 2 at a time. (yea , I do have pics)
I fear I’m over my head here. And what’s with all these strippers all of a sudden?
Will this lead to matrimony? Holy crap what do I do? I do think I’m a moron though, they get more than one right ?

To top it off, now I have 7 years of bad luck now.
I was trying to hang a 3rd mirror in the kitchen when it fell and broke. ugh!
I can’t stay away from them, they’re like crack. I bought one for every room and now I hit three poses just going to the bathroom. What to do?


Finally,
the other day I was at this swanky piano bar at the airport. And no one was at the piano so I thought, what the hell.
So I went over, and son-of-a bitch ! Now I can’t play the piano for shit , not a note.
No, I couldn’t play before, but now I look damn good sitting there , , with no shirt on.


;) ;) ;)


/seriously
I just came of my first cycle, 400mg Omna/E5D.
Only gained 15lb but I also lost 2in in the waist, the 2 inches went to my arms. And added a clean 4 inches in my chest. Feeling great , Photos 2 follow.

Thanks Elite !
and
MAX KUDOS to RADAR !! Thanks for your advice , your guidance, and your encouragement !!
Best work out partner I ever had and we’ve never even met.



…PUMP
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Congrats on losing your virginity.
 
needtogetas said:
sorry cant spell all that grate but i was fighting in iraq wall youre bitch as was hiding
behind youre wates
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na, actually bro i'm an engineer and i design the weapons you use out there. i was just clowning, sorry if i offended you!
 
needtogetas said:
everyone has somethig thare not good at
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Seriously dude, I know you might not be able to type good, but you can at least spell. You couldn't of made it through school if you couldn't spell basic words.
 
Stacemranger said:
Seriously dude, I know you might not be able to type good, but you can at least spell. You couldn't of made it through school if you couldn't spell basic words.
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ha ha sure you can.. I did..
I could barly read also.. but everthing is comming together..
....good oh spell check kicks ass..
 
LMAO!!!! I caught this at the bottom of the forum tonight.
Thanks for the laugh...a blast of K your way congtats ;)



RADAR
 
detroitbodybuildertigers said:
no wonder Laden is still on the loose with these intelligent allied soldiers :rolleyes:
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Ya one good thing is sure, at least the grunts don't get to make the orders, they only have to follow them, and I am sure this patriot did a pretty good job of that or he wouldn't have been in the army to begin with. Lighten up on the 'ol boy a bit - he did his duty over there even if he didn't do it in school.
 
Stacemranger said:
Seriously dude, I know you might not be able to type good, but you can at least spell. You couldn't of made it through school if you couldn't spell basic words.
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Lets give the bro a break here ,i not meaning just you but all the bros,his Birthday was 1980 so he is 25,served his country--- alot of bros are not perfect ,i know i sure am not!!!!
Besides yall messing up a thread dedicated to me.....lol!
RADAR
 
needtogetas said:
sorry cant spell all that grate but i was fighting in iraq wall youre bitch as was hiding
behind youre wates
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not me. i am not the only ex-soldier here, either.

:destroy:
 
eviction said:
na, actually bro i'm an engineer and i design the weapons you use out there. i was just clowning, sorry if i offended you!
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Hey Eviction - in school for aero space eng - sat/rockets. Any tips on getting in your feild?

I dont want to do something boring, I worked in I.T for 7 years doing the same old crap, decided to go to school to put my brains to some kind of real use thats fun as well.
 
MaRsBoi said:
Hey Eviction - in school for aero space eng - sat/rockets. Any tips on getting in your feild?

I dont want to do something boring, I worked in I.T for 7 years doing the same old crap, decided to go to school to put my brains to some kind of real use thats fun as well.
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do some internships at companies that have contracts with the government, then get the clearances necessary to work there. then kick ass and you're set. just be ready for one hell of a backround check.
 
jeb0177 said:
keep up the good work bro!
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Thanks for the postive karma , I was feelin pretty god and trying to lighten the mood. But I wouldn't be caught dead in a piano bar for real, sheesh. Oh did I say god? Ok, demi-god ;)

:p
 
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