1ST Cycle Question

[GET SOME @ GO AGAIN!!]

Hi everyone, my bro told me about this site and I checked it out. Looks pretty cool. I am about to do my first anabolic cycle and was wondering what some pro's thought about it. Here it is. I am currently 145 pounds, 5'11" tall. My buddy laid this out for me.

Weeks 1-3
10 pink Dballs a day
3 Hemogenin Anniedrols a day
100mg of Test Suspension a day
800mg of Test Andanthate a week
400mg of Deca-Dynobalian a week

Weeks 4-10
3 Anniedrols a day
1200mg of Test Andathate a week
400mg of Deca-Dynobalian a week

Weeks 10=16
4 Annidrols a day
1600mg of Test Andathate a week
600mg of Deca-Dynobalian a week

Weeks 16-20
4 Andriostendione pills a day to come off cycle
Cell-Tech everyday

I asked my buddy about anti-oxidants to keep from getting titties like the dude in fight club but he said I didn't need them.

 

[LittleHelp]

Hmmm....I'm wondering if this is a joke. If not, couple points:

1. If you're 5'11" 145lbs. you have a long way to go naturally before starting juice.

2. Your doses are way too high. 50mg of dbol and 150mg of anadrol a day, with suspension and almost a gram of test per week is way too much. Whoever laid that cycle out for you is a complete idiot.

3. Learn what the hell you're using. I believe your Test Andanthate is actually Testosterone Enanthate. Your Deca-Dynobalian is actually Deca Durabolin. You are taking Anadrols not Anniedrols.

4. Research clomid or nolvadex post cycle. Andro and Cell-tech is not the answer. Actually, cell-tech isn't the answer to anything.

5. Bitch tits are prevented by anti-estrogens not antioxidants. Research tamoxifen, anastrozole, and letrozole. Commonly referred to as Nolvadex, Arimidex, and Femara.

 

[RussianBro]

WTF?

 

[Delinquent]

Hell yea go for it.

 

[bigrand]

Dont do AAs for a long time, your far from ready bro....

 

[GET SOME @ GO AGAIN!!]

Little Help, I have been lifting for almost two years now. I am just real lean. That is why my bro says I need to juice. He has done many steriods and knows his stuff. I get the names a little mixed up but who doesn't with all this scientific stuff. My buddy said the more I took the bigger I would get, but this is all I can afford right now, especially seeing them damn dballs cost 3 dollars a pill and the enenanthate cost 250 a bottle.

I just wanted some good advice, not a bunch of sissies that aren't willing to help.

 

[RADAR]

Hang around and get to know folks a while--- dbol is usally 100 tabs for around 25.00-up.Besides you need alot more researching on what you're fixing to put into your body!!! Do IT Right or Go Home!!! RADAR

 

[blastingthru]

D-bol is probably the least expensive thing on your list of gear. You definately need to do a little reasearch be fore diving in especially this heavy. Good Luck!

 

[Boris]

99% Percent probably a joke......stay on then boards for about a year...the go for it

..or just take Delinquent advice

 

[bigrand]

Sissies?
Sorry, but nobody is gonna support you here, wanna know why?
Your cycle fucking sucks for a newbie.

A more realistic newbie cycle would be 400mg test cyp/week for 10 weeks and 30mg dbol/day for weeks 1-5.
Maybe winny at 50mg/day weeks 8-12.

 

[RussianBro]

use the "search" button... type in "first cycle"
you'll get few dozens of good first cycles...
Some bros at the gym don't know a shit...

That bro at the gym reminds me of one situation...
... when I decided to juice (when I was READY for it), I asked my real friends at the gym if they go for it with me... well, they did... when I told them about the prices on gear that we will get (I had several to choose from), they COULDN'T believe... They thought it was so cheap!!! Well, dbol was around 40 or something like that...
they told me that they tried straight dbol through the guy in the gym. All that guy did was to hook them up with "****". He (the guy at the gym) quoted them 100 for 100. They paid... What a fucking rip off... the source obviously was from overseas. That guy was simply making money on them!!! What a mother fucka that makes money on friends and don't even tell them a shit...

...now that mutha fucka hates me and doesn't show his ass to the same gym anymore... guess why? I just approched him and told him what SOB he is...
you just have to learn to figure out those fuckers and stay away from them...
Those fuckers can't kill you, but sure can put you in lots of trouble by giving advice to take so much of roids that it can actually harm or kill someone...

 

[Lestat]

This has got to be a joke.

I'm no anabolic expert, but with your stats I can tell you what you might want to use... FOOD.

Just give it a solid 6 months without the juice, but double what you are eating now, paying special attention to quality protein sources (at least 200g a day) and some complex carbs (400g a d min) and you will get some astouding gains.

 

[Lestat]

ok i can't spell..

 

[Canuck4]

Damn $3 a dbol.
So around $300 for 100? Bwhahahaha
Bend over.

 

[The Almighty]

ok i can't spell..

Eh, dont be too hard on yourself. This "Get Some @ Go Again" character cant even think.

 

[IronMonkey69]

I have used the Nile, Mexican Redijects and Russian. I would rate them like this: Karachi, Nile and Redijects. I didn't like the redi's that much because they come with such a huge F'n needle and some of mine were not filled.

Flame
Hmmm, first cycle yet he's giving advice about gear he's already taken. And at 145# he's giving diet advice in another post.

Advice
If your serious (which i doubt) do a first cycle search and you'll see most don't do half that amount, hell not even a 1/3 and most of them are 50-70# heavier than you. Grab one of the first cycles that have been picked over by people like genarr3, almighty, alien AP or realgains to name a few. Cut n paste with your stats/diet/training schedule and you'll get some POSITIVE feedback I guarantee.

Prediction
Over a gram of test a week for 16weeks and no anti-e's...dude your gonna have the biggest set of man-titties in the entire gym but you prob won't care cause your little raisins will have packed up and left a looong time before that.

 

[genarr3]

Don't let these guys get you down. Your cycle looks spot on and I for one think your ready. Good luck.

 

[Hacker]

This is obviously a joke.

16 weeks of A-bombs?

Your liver will never make it. In fact, you won't make it past the first 3 weeks at those doses at your size.

I like the idea of coming off with prohormones though. LOL!!!

 

[DiverDown]

@ 15!!! shouldnt you be out downloading naked pics of Britney Spears or shopping at the gap for back to school clothing??

 

[GET SOME @ GO AGAIN!!]

Flame
Hmmm, first cycle yet he's giving advice about gear he's already taken. And at 145# he's giving diet advice in another post.

Ok, so I was busted. Tried to make this post a little amusing though.

 

[RussianBro]

Flame
Hmmm, first cycle yet he's giving advice about gear he's already taken. And at 145# he's giving diet advice in another post.

Ok, so I was busted. Tried to make this post a little amusing though.

ha-ha-ha... very funny... too much time on hand, I guess... In Russia we just cut dicks for making up shit like that... but, whatever, I'm in States, so I'll forget about our Russian rules...

 

[NFG123]

this thread is a waste of space. he is obviously joking.

NFG

 

[JaTruTheGreat]

WTF???

Boy what u need is a good diet, the right mass program, enugh sleep, and then think about A.S. only after doing the research. Believe me im gald ive been scammed 3 times because i know now i would have cycled the wrong way but when i looked at yours youll be o a death bed of looks with that 1 lol. Holy fuck id never put that much shit in my body your crazzzy dawg. Do the HW and somedya u may be ready. Peace!!!