Do ya really KNOW Evil_Frisky
What is my eye color? who knows youre always squinting from holding your gut in so hard (blue)
I competed how many times last year? everytime you saw someone walking with their boyfriend, so lots (4)
What was my placing in those comps? last, no one digs the macho look (id say 2nd 2nd 4th and, uh....5th)
What is my average body weight (careful bitches)? bout 130 (when youre naked. with a hot air balloon tied to your ass)
What is my guinea pigs name? lunch (lol...ummmm alien amp pharm?)
How many pl'ing comps did I do? are we counting you lifting yourself out of bed? (1)
What is my max squat in that comp? 280
What is my max DL' in comp? 300
Why aren't i competing pl'ing now? because youre weak (your grip tendon thingy is growing too slowly)
When in my next projected comp month? the annual hotdog eating championships are in may (uh...may?)
What happened to me at last years company christmas party? you showed everyone taht theres more than one way to be a train conductor (you got so drunk you were drinking straight vodka like a dumb bitch because they told you it was coke)
What religion am I? catholic. thats why you started so young
Do I do anal?no, you look too manly from behind
Do I have an alter? If so what is his/her name? yes you do. his/her name is...wootool
Who was the last person I donated K to? golden "sex machine" delicious
Est of how many years i've been seperated/divorced (just close is fine)? 2
How many bullets do I own? not enough to kill all the people who think youre fat (2)
What other sexual device do I rave about? i dont know, but its bound to be something edible...fatty (the wedge)
What is the caliper and brand of gun I bought recently? staple gun for your DIY stomach job (you have a gun? whatever happened to your sword? you bought a 9mm. and its a...ruger)
Where do I keep said gun? in your mouth everytime i turn you down. lol just kidding....its in your lolly jar, since your hand is in there so often its the most practical place to keep it (in your closet)
Ok so TWO EF peeps are excluded from this.. you know who you are

Shush your pie holes.
I will donate 10K to the person that gets the most right.. if you get them all right (one person that does first) I will donate 50k