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to post the reason why Biteme now thinks his girlfriend is absolutely wacko. I'm talking about what she specifically did the night he broke up with her. GO!
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he said she had a butterfly knife in her back pocket
that's not whack that's just grody.....the poop thing that is. 
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Here is what I think happened.
The sex was so good because she been locked away for a while and was desperately craving the dick. She rode biteme like John Wayne on Tab Hunter. She borrowed some $$ and then borrowed his car.... came back much later than she was supposed to with no $$ and no reasonable explanation on how she spent it and nothing to show for it except glazed over eyes and a dripping nose (or track marks). The butterfly knife in her back pocket (cause cons don't carry purses) was for self defense reasons only. The .25 Saturday Night Special ($49 at your local pawn shop) in her boot was for crowd control purposes.
She showed up, was too edgy for sex (damn it), had no where to go and was mentally unstable which was evident by her attire of purple tube top, denim short skirt, astro turf panties, and knee high ostrich boots.
She spent the night on the couch where her overbite proceeded to snag the fabric all night long and the next morning biteme had to take a sweater shaver to the couch to even the thing out. He then caught her attempting to use his electric razor on her busted out toenails in an attempt to smooth out the ragged edges. After using his waffle maker to heat up a can of soup, he had enough.
The sex was so good because she been locked away for a while and was desperately craving the dick. She rode biteme like John Wayne on Tab Hunter. She borrowed some $$ and then borrowed his car.... came back much later than she was supposed to with no $$ and no reasonable explanation on how she spent it and nothing to show for it except glazed over eyes and a dripping nose (or track marks). The butterfly knife in her back pocket (cause cons don't carry purses) was for self defense reasons only. The .25 Saturday Night Special ($49 at your local pawn shop) in her boot was for crowd control purposes.
She showed up, was too edgy for sex (damn it), had no where to go and was mentally unstable which was evident by her attire of purple tube top, denim short skirt, astro turf panties, and knee high ostrich boots.
She spent the night on the couch where her overbite proceeded to snag the fabric all night long and the next morning biteme had to take a sweater shaver to the couch to even the thing out. He then caught her attempting to use his electric razor on her busted out toenails in an attempt to smooth out the ragged edges. After using his waffle maker to heat up a can of soup, he had enough.
