1 mil karma for the funniest joke!

[noodles1010]

So a black kid asks his mom "mama why my hair so thick and nappy?" The mother replies "mutambo, that's so you stay cool under that hot African sun" mutambo says oh ok mama... Mama?, yes mutambo... Why my skin so dark? Mother replies, "so that the hot African sun don't burn u. We naturally dark. Can't burn when you dark already baby" mutambo says oh ok mama.... Mama? Yes mutambo? Why my nose all flat and flared open? Mama says "that's so when the dust storms blow through Africa we can still breathe and dust don't clog ya nose up" oh ok mama... Mama? Yea mutambo? What the fuck we doin in south Detroit?

 

[noodles1010]

A Jew a black and a Korean walk In to a bar... The bartender says get the fuck out.

 

[noodles1010]

What do blacks and Christmas lights have in common? Their all chained together, their not so bright, and half of them don't work
lol smfh I'm goin to hell

 

[noodles1010]

Here's the best joke I got.... Mitch slimey prick

 

[C0LUMB0]

What do you get when you put Ryan Dunn and Paul Walker in the same Porsche!? ..........Dunn Walking

 

[Mr. dB]

Two old ladies are walking downtown, when they come across an old-timey photographer with his head under a cloth.

The first lady turns to her friend and asks "What's he trying to do?"

The second lady says "I think he's trying to focus."

The first lady replies "Both of us?"

 

[bigbassturd]

go

Obamacare

 

[bigpokey]

what did the ghost say to the bee??

















































BOOBEE!

 

[WoodyO]

Q: Why are there no Mexican Olympic athletes?
A: Cuz anyone who can run, swim or jump is in the U.S.

 

[WoodyO]

Q: Why was there 1000 Mexican's at the Alamo?
A: Because they only took 1 car