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would you fuck a hot chick with one arm?

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the title of the thread should be would you fuck a hot chick that only had one arm..
 
Does a bear shit in the trees? Or something like that.
 
Hell yeah, besides you know her arm won't fall asleep later on when you are spooning.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
this girl at the gym is like that, extremly attractive, great shape, I def would I just would be always trying not to look at it at first and I woulnd't want her to get uncomforatble around me by doing so. I woulnd't even be aware I was is the thing, blah just would feel bad if I did
 
Brings back a college memorey....I met this chick some 3 years ago walking my dog, she was walking hers as well. Very cute, bangin body, had a boyfriend at the time. Occassionally we would knock on each others door and let the dogs run around and bullshit with each other. I didn't see her for over a year and at a party she came up to me and gave me her # saying how she was single and we needed to hang out. A few weeks later I threw a party and invited her. She came over and I took her to our pool and after a while we started playing. Walked back to the party and my friends pulled me aside and were like "is that the chick you wre telling us about?" I replied yes and they said"she is hot and all but she only has one hand!" I was shit faced so I was like yall are fucking with me to throw me ff my game blah blah blah and they told me to go look. Turned out the bitch had only one hand! I had known her for years and never noticed, apparently she is very good at hiding it. Everyone went home and it was just us left and I didn't have the heart to tell her to go home so I took her upstairs, but I coud not fuck her...I just couldn't. After that night I never really talked to her again and anytime I saw her all I could see is that she had no hand.
 
Bobber said:
Brings back a college memorey....I met this chick some 3 years ago walking my dog, she was walking hers as well. Very cute, bangin body, had a boyfriend at the time. Occassionally we would knock on each others door and let the dogs run around and bullshit with each other. I didn't see her for over a year and at a party she came up to me and gave me her # saying how she was single and we needed to hang out. A few weeks later I threw a party and invited her. She came over and I took her to our pool and after a while we started playing. Walked back to the party and my friends pulled me aside and were like "is that the chick you wre telling us about?" I replied yes and they said"she is hot and all but she only has one hand!" I was shit faced so I was like yall are fucking with me to throw me ff my game blah blah blah and they told me to go look. Turned out the bitch had only one hand! I had known her for years and never noticed, apparently she is very good at hiding it. Everyone went home and it was just us left and I didn't have the heart to tell her to go home so I took her upstairs, but I coud not fuck her...I just couldn't. After that night I never really talked to her again and anytime I saw her all I could see is that she had no hand.
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I love how you affectionately refer to her as "the bitch that had only one hand." Dude, where is your humanity?
 
nycgirl said:
:lmao:

Why would it be weird??
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because , what if you went to grab her arms and push them above her head while you hittin , what would you do with the other hand?? grab her nub
 
biteme said:
I love how you affectionately refer to her as "the bitch that had only one hand." Dude, where is your humanity?
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Calm down killer, I meant it in a non-derogatory urban ebonic rapper style manner.
 
Bobber said:
Calm down killer, I meant it in a non-derogatory urban ebonic rapper style manner.
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Ah yes. You've got to remember that I'm old. I hate that rap shit. Unless it's clean rap like Will Smith.
 
hotzie said:
because , what if you went to grab her arms and push them above her head while you hittin , what would you do with the other hand?? grab her nub
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:lmao:

I assume you would leave it there. The easiest option would be to have sex from behind. Then you won't have to worry about that.
 
Bobber said:
Is that your daughter in your avi?
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Yes. She has become my life. I am her personal chauffer.
 
The fact that she's missing a hand wouldn't bother me much. As long as she's not missing a snatch. That would be a deal breaker.
 
Bobber said:
She looks much older than I thought. She is what 13?
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Yeah. She's an 8th grader. Just a year too young for you. LOL She's gonna be a knockout. Her guy friends tell her that they are terrified of me. I nearly called one of them today until I realized that it's against the law for an adult to call and intimidate a teen ager.
 
biteme said:
Yeah. She's an 8th grader. Just a year too young for you. LOL She's gonna be a knockout. Her guy friends tell her that they are terrified of me. I nearly called one of them today until I realized that it's against the law for an adult to call and intimidate a teen ager.
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HAHA!!! My littel brother is 12 and little sister 11. I tutor them everynight. I like kids that age other than the fact that sometimes they can make me feel real old!
 
Bobber said:
HAHA!!! My littel brother is 12 and little sister 11. I tutor them everynight. I like kids that age other than the fact that sometimes they can make me feel real old!
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I'm more older than you than you are them. Don't worry, 40 ain't bad at all. As big and strong as ever, just uglier. You are a good brother for doing that.
 
phaded,if that chick in your avatar only has one arm.I would bang her so hard for such a short amount of time.
 
biteme said:
just uglier. You are a good brother for doing that.
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Thats what I am worried about. Yes I am, but I love spending time with them...they keep me away from the drugs and alcohol as weird as that sounds. And I love their brutal honesty.
 
Bobber said:
Thats what I am worried about. Yes I am, but I love spending time with them...they keep me away from the drugs and alcohol as weird as that sounds. And I love their brutal honesty.
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You will make a good parent someday.
 
biteme said:
You will make a good parent someday.
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I figure I will be ready in roughly 5 years to settle down and start a family...hjust have the baller batchelorhood to get out of me and then i will have done it all and have no regrets. All of my friends say they never want to get married or have kids and that makes me feel sorry for them.
 
morph60 said:
phaded,if that chick in your avatar only has one arm.I would bang her so hard for such a short amount of time.
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who ever said it was a chick? its a guy
 
Bobber said:
If that is a guy then I am more queer than AAP!!!
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For sure. Ain't no guy with an ass like that. That avatar should stay up permanently.
 
never had a chick with 1 arm.
but my wife has 2 butts.there is that nice heart shaped butt then a hole nother one slapped on actuly under that one.
does that count
 
morph60 said:
never had a chick with 1 arm.
but my wife has 2 butts.there is that nice heart shaped butt then a hole nother one slapped on actuly under that one.
does that count
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:lmao: What??
 
depends what kind of girl it was. Is she nice? fun to be around?

or is it some trashy girl you meet at a club wearing a long sleeve shirt trying to hide that she only has one arm?

if shes the 2nd kind i mentioned no thank you...even if she was hot. :worried:
 
1_more_rep said:
depends what kind of girl it was. Is she nice? fun to be around?

or is it some trashy girl you meet at a club wearing a long sleeve shirt trying to hide that she only has one arm?

if shes the 2nd kind i mentioned no thank you...even if she was hot. :worried:
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:lmao: Too funny.

How about you just focus on school.
 
1_more_rep said:
:rose: :heart: i will send you the word when i get my doctorate. Remind me to save you a seat in the stadium! :Perk:
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I will be an old maid by then. Stick with someone your age.

How's the homecoming thing going? Do you have a date?
 
nycgirl said:
I will be an old maid by then. Stick with someone your age.

How's the homecoming thing going? Do you have a date?
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awwe its ok i will fly you out! BESIDES, even if you are an old bag you can come to the clinic and i will heal you! and get you free medicine :evil: (as long as it is healthy and prescribed by me for your best interest).

Homecoming is going great. Usually the guy asks the girl but more than 3 chicks have asked me to go with them. Going with best girl friend though. She asked first and is probably the one i would want to go with instead of the others anyways. :heart:. It's coming up soon so i'm happy about it. Everything is going great. how are things with you nyc?

hows the love life? the workouts? work? everything? all is good i hope :rose: :)
 
1_more_rep said:
awwe its ok i will fly you out! BESIDES, even if you are an old bag you can come to the clinic and i will heal you! and get you free medicine :evil: (as long as it is healthy and prescribed by me for your best interest).

Homecoming is going great. Usually the guy asks the girl but more than 3 chicks have asked me to go with them. Going with best girl friend though. She asked first and is probably the one i would want to go with instead of the others anyways. :heart:. It's coming up soon so i'm happy about it. Everything is going great. how are things with you nyc?

hows the love life? the workouts? work? everything? all is good i hope :rose: :)
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:lmao: @ old bag

Wow 3 chicks asked you to go. Congrats!! I'm glad you have a date.

Things good be better. Hopefully they will improve. :rose:
 
nycgirl said:
:lmao: @ old bag

Wow 3 chicks asked you to go. Congrats!! I'm glad you have a date.

Things good be better. Hopefully they will improve. :rose:
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...nope...OVER 3 chicks (4...lol). thanks!

sorry to hear about hard times. I hope everything gets better ASAP for you :rose:
 
hotzie said:
holy fuckin e-flirters
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difference between E-flirters and E-friends. Was i flirting with you or being :rainbow: when i gave you or sawastea Karma to put you guys with crowns? Nope...just doing something friendly. I see what this is about hotzie...you want an invite to the doctorate celebration too. I'll send one over there too! promise! :) :beer:
 
I had a friend who fucked a girl with one arm, and two fingers on that one arm, and was mildly retarded. He did this out of desperation/pity... we make fun of him to this day, ofcourse. Funny thing was, he was a disabled person MAGNET. At the dances they would all come up to him and dance with him.. the large handicapped ones, the ones with one leg, the ones in the wheel chair.. oh man.. and he was too kind to say no. This guy would always be swarmed by these handicapped people.. it was nuts. LOL
 
Yarg! said:
I had a friend who fucked a girl with one arm, and two fingers on that one arm, and was mildly retarded. He did this out of desperation/pity... we make fun of him to this day, ofcourse. Funny thing was, he was a disabled person MAGNET. At the dances they would all come up to him and dance with him.. the large handicapped ones, the ones with one leg, the ones in the wheel chair.. oh man.. and he was too kind to say no. This guy would always be swarmed by these handicapped people.. it was nuts. LOL
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ten bucks says some handi-granny leaves him her $50 million dollar estate
 
hotzie said:
because , what if you went to grab her arms and push them above her head while you hittin , what would you do with the other hand?? grab her nub
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use it to smack her 3 stooges style
 
nycgirl said:
:lmao:

I assume you would leave it there. The easiest option would be to have sex from behind. Then you won't have to worry about that.
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she'll be unbalanced. what if she tips over?
 
I used to work at this seismic factory a couple of years back. And one of the women working in the admins office only had one working hand. I remember she would be very good at keeping it covered. ot for hers sake but for other i guess. She was incredible sweet and very beautiful, and if i had any game at all (back then) i would try to hit it no doubt. But i didnt, so i didnt.
 
I´d do it sober. I met one some years back. She was attractive. She only missed the underarm, she had a mobile stump almost to where the elbow would be. She was doing one arm-counter weighted dips in the gym.
 
We all have imperfections. One arm, two arms, no arms.....does not matter.


My most biggest challenge was having intimacy with a chick that had Tourette Syndrome. There were times when I didn't know if it were me causing her reaction...........or the tourette disorder.
 
2ez said:
We all have imperfections. One arm, two arms, no arms.....does not matter.


My most biggest challenge was having intimacy with a chick that had Tourette Syndrome. There were times when I didn't know if it were me causing her reaction...........or the tourette disorder.
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Tourette's is characterized by inappropriate outbursts, like the chick blurting out "fuck me, fuck me hard, I want your dick" at work to a passing chineese food delivery boy. so maybe her "inappropriate" outbursts during sex would be like about politics and math theories.
 
I know I'm arriving late to this thread but why would I want to use an arm to do the job when the main tackle is eager for a couple of laps around the block.
 
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