Recent content by Waterboatman

I am a shepherd and am just about to deliver 3000 lambs over the next four weeks.

Us brits can be quite emotional at times and thnigs are said in the heat of the moment that everyone regrets but we are always happy to put those episodes behind us and move on to being better people.

I was meeting up with a load of silwood chumps. Didn't think you'd fancy it.

Nice site think i may have a go myself. Was supposed to be on a night out in leeds tonight but the dude i was going to see bailed on me at the last minute. Something about his girlfriend being ill. Bastards

Certainly was poor form old boy. Apology accepted. PS Im bored

Cunt

Sums up Americans well: Ignorant of everything but their own " little" world. As far as Americans are concerned there is nothing outside the confines of their own country

Man you are realy boring! Every single thread you start is about how to get women, why dont you just get out there and take some action or just shut the fuck up and stop asking stupid questions

Sending people to the common room and telling them that Mr ..... wanted to see them.

Never seen anyone so angry he was close to tears. Those were the days so much funny shit.

Tuccy lad remember twix+water and a bus stop now that was a damn classic.

How long do you have to wait for her to get her Knorks out and whats with the massive pants?

Is the chap in your avatar mentally retarded (he certainly looks it) or just a bit slow? also on a scale of 1 to 10 how fat is he.

Although you may not believe it the drawing of the rest of his body bears an uncanny resemblance to reality. he is indeed one of the most pear shaped men i have ever had the displeasure of meeting.

What makes you think that one of the cool crowd will go out with a poor sap like yourself.