Let me guess, the last time you touched puss was when you slid out of one.
Clear up the acne on the back and quit lying about your 16" guns bc they look like a pellet rifles.
The truth hurts sometimes.
Seriously, look in the mirror and face reality. You have genetics that suck in the first place. I am not saying you are not athletic in performace or you are not strong, but you look like a 12 year old trying to lift weights. Choose another hobby like checkers or something. The truth hurts so...