Recent content by tableedge

seriously, this is the last time i ever ask anyone here for help. we had fun with the gay talk and all, but i never thought that the regulars here could possibly be more ignorant about bodybuilding than me. i say that i do a 5 day a week thing, isolating each muscle group everyday and i want...

pretend the "so i guess" isn't there

i wasn't too sure about the chest/shoulder and leg/back thing either. but i figured i could kill myself and do soso for each day. if i do chest, i'll be too sore for shoulders the day after. i'm sure it will subside. but i was skeptical about doing deads and squats on the same day as well. i...

that sandler thing is amazing and if you're a teenage boy, are you single?

if you had ever been a teenage boy, you would know that occasionally, gay is used to call things stupid. it sort of stuck, and now i use it without noticing when i'm in an informal situation. sorry for being unclear about this. gay does not really mean stupid in the traditional sense of the...

pardon me ineffective stupid sounding gay in the "stupid" and not "homosexual" sense

I'm starting an HST routine tomorrow and could use some criticism, seeing how this is my first real time trying this. First 2 weeks are reps of 12, 10, 8. Second 2 weeks are 10, 8, 6, and the last 2 are 8, 6, 4 Monday Incline DB press Flat db flies Military press side lateral raises upright...

i'm more of a tuna guy. of course i hate fish and i hate tuna, so i started trying different things. everyday for lunch pretty much, i have a big bowl of no-flavor oatmeal, and cook up tuna and eggs mixed together in a frying pan with some hawaiian marinade. its 10 times easier to eat than just...

Here's some bands I think you would like: Dishwalla Limp Bizkit Saliva Nickleback Lit Less than Jake Blink 182 ( I think they have a new cd out) Korn SUM 41 - Underground/might be hard to find Boxcar Racer- also sort of underground Creed Its just a few on my list, but let me know if you want...

I've only owned one mask and borrowed one from a friend. I dont' know if i would want to ruin the mood or integrity of a mask by putting a few cuss words on it. when i'm wearing my mask, i'm completely in another character, and having some stupid inane words written on the side would compromise...

Ninety seconds of intense oxygenless masturebation is the limit. i have trained myself for years, and i've stretched it to 2.5 minutes. be careful poink. also, if you kill a woman, you know that it is 3/5 as bad as killing a man. you probably won't even get time for it.

poink, you'd be surprised what asians will do for the sheer thrill of it. it was the asians that first turned me onto diarrhea sex (blurred out pubes), shit eating sex, vomit sex, and some other colorful and delightfully taboo practices. the crazy asians would gladly let you put their silly...

hgh, why are you capitalizing the s in "she"? is there some sort of biblical anal sex reference that i'm missing here? i'm normally pretty well versed in pornography, but i must be missing something here. are you possibly referring to the babylonian scripture where god tells the villagers to...

ouch Holy mother of fuck Oinker, What are you going to say to that. She dissed your fat, white trash, cum guzzling, latently homosexual ass!! WOW! What a flame. I remember the glory days in second grade when I used to call kids gay because I was too uneduacated to think of real insults...

It must be that, because i do my sldl's with my head up, look straight. silly me. its strange that i've always done it this way and its never bothered me before though. whatever, i hate doing them anyway.