Recent content by satanic goatslayer

......a throatfucker if you have ever met one. Plus, shaving those jewey eyebrows off would get a man's end away.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Alcohol makes you invisible. The best ninjas were alcoholics. How do you reckon they could slit throats night after night without regret? Probably started with the homeless and girls that love cocaine, nobody misses them.

Like a hawk, my friend. And just like a hawk, tear her throat out and utilize both sides of her gaping throat afterwards. Soar so high.

Mine is easy: Select a suitable pitchfork Each contestant finds a midget (easier than one might think) Insert said pitchfork as far as possible into the orifice of the contestant's choice In one clean sweeping motion, attempt to dislodge and toss said midget as far as possible Total score...

He's a bit of gypsy cunt. Tear his throat out like he did to that guy in Roadhouse.

Yeah, that's not new. Besides that though, if you REALLY want to blow your fucking mind try blasting Gowan's "Moonlight Desires"

Give me the address of where you're going.

That's awesome! A whole new world opens up. All you need is just a list of generic names to use and you can no-fault get people to off themselves. Is a shade impersonal, but still. Truly, these are happy days.

Oak, congratulations!!!! I would've attached better shackles and chinese torture mechanisms to your person if I would've known though. When do you plan to annul her head??

I watched wrestling a couple times years ago. He talked too much shit about doom and his minions, with no mention of cannibalism or necrophilia. And he listens to R.E.O Speedwagon. But then I saw him hang the Big Boss Man. That was alright. If he fessed up to throwing Owen Hart to his death...

A screwdriver buried into her father's temple and the rest of her family bound, ball-gagged and thrown into an empty closet should entice her to spread her legs. If it doesn't, it was never meant to be. No prob.

Have you tried going down on her and then falling asleep mid-cunnilingus?

You, you fucking cunt.

I bet tossing the animals in the cages off of the bus is the best part. I'd like to do it just to see what it sounds like when the legs of twenty cats snap. Dogs would hit the ground harder, so I'd rather chuck them off something higher like a 20 ft utility shed or somethng along those lines...

This is one of the best posts on EF and by far the best post you've ever puked out, coldblue.